TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why
his father didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher.

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day, same time."

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Now I can resite dis collection off hand.

nice

really funny!!

Good