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16 Reasons Why You Must Own Blackerry Porsche by gbengress1: 4:15pm On Feb 05, 2012
•If u hold it, U can't go hungry.
•If misplaced, it will automatically
find its way back 2ur pocket.
•If an ugly person sends U a
request,it wont enter.
•U can connect d bluetooth to
nepa poll 2 get light. •It can be
used as a bomb detector.
, •It auto corrects Ur
grammatical error (gbagaun).
•Can serve as ATM machine.
•U don't have 2 pay BIS,it pings
via satellite.
•It vibrates if someone is tellin
lies, (4real).
•It can tell d real father of a
child.
•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/
girlfriend is wayward. •It is
accepted as dowry.
•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a
student.
•It can prevent unwanted
pregnancy, just put it on condom
mode.
•It can make
Torres †нє highest goal scorer
this season. •It can tell U which
member of ur family u be.So pls
hurry n buy while stock lasts,
, and most IMPORTANTLY, u can
ping GOD, and it wud deliver and
be read, smiley
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own Blackerry Porsche by afrobaby(f): 4:18pm On Feb 05, 2012
It can mae you become president of nigeria, lol, that phone look like one china dorado phone dat I use to have self
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own Blackerry Porsche by Nobody: 9:36pm On Feb 05, 2012
No wonder it's hot cake in computer village now. N370,000. Is it specially made for footballers Apart from pinging (and above reasons),please what can this fone do?
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own Blackerry Porsche by Mafia4life(m): 11:06am On Feb 06, 2012
The phone is cheap compared to Nokia 8800 Supreme – $156,000 ( about N24,180000 ),

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