An Igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man who were lost in aforest n were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back n said to d king, "I brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king
explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this
should be easy, 1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 n on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed. The Yoruba man n Igbo man met in heaven. The Yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial", the Igbo man replied,"I couldn't help it, I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons

u need to be very current on here,so you will know the silly joke u re putting on here has been post by some one intelligent more than u do!

eeddiot

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U know, sutoboy sometimes u act like a fool. What has d poster done to u for u to call him an eediot and an unintelligible person. Are u any better?? If d joke is dry say so, if its not, say so, if it copy and paste, say so as well. U av to be careful with d way u talk to pple anyhow here. U're too abusive! Mtchew!!

@op. The joke has been posted here several times. Twas funny d first time, but no longer funny.

e bi like say u just dey wake from bed abi?


abi na Donkollione kidnap u?

@poster no mind am jere,u re as silly as boogee boogee

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suto dats d truth u insult alot pls stop dis jiggery-pokery! Okay?

heheheheh u sef dey talk abi?

Donkollione why dyu save ur heading with 'goat'??

sorry boss why is ur own with DOG?

@booqee. . I'm thinking of thiefing my neigbhours goat! Pls pray they dont catch me.