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Mvg Stry by Aiphie(f): 4:39pm On Oct 19, 2007
This is a true and very moving story.
How do things like this keep happening? please read on.

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not Like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
For a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
Lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other Truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the Other Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was done the very Next day because he died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the Guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother Ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash The Clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the Stains, And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up,  and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this, ?"
And The old lady replied,   



NEW IMPROVED BLUE OMO Washing Powder, 
it will remove all stubborn stains!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !" , 
 
I understand how you are feeling now,  But don't look at me like that!! ,  I'm also hunting for the CLOWN who sent this to me!
Please go back to work, Sorry No Vex .

grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mvg Stry by Migines(m): 5:59pm On Oct 19, 2007
aiphie?
Re: Mvg Stry by topeteadr(m): 12:06am On Oct 20, 2007
Girls become annoying sometime*thinks aiphine is sick*.
Re: Mvg Stry by topeteadr(m): 12:07am On Oct 20, 2007
Advert *thinks she works for omo*
Re: Mvg Stry by mimiko(f): 3:49am On Oct 20, 2007
Aphie u made me drop my jaw wink wink
Y YOU DO ME THIS NOW ME NO LIKE AM OOOOO
Re: Mvg Stry by clemcykul(f): 4:44pm On Oct 20, 2007
heyy ALPHIE You ARE WONDERFULLLL grin grin grin grin grin grin

NO DETERGENT IS BETTER THAN OMO grin WID OMO DIRT IS GOOOD!

HEY GUYS WASH OUT THOSE TOUGH STAINS WID NEW OMO!

OHHH MY GOD! AIPHIE URE SO SWEEET kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

IF You A HAVE BAD BREATH AND ROTTEN TEETH USE NEW CLOSE-UP
IF You WANT TO BE OF A SOUND MIND AND HAVE 100%IQ USE BLUEBAND
FOR HEALTHY SKIN USE VASELINE & LUX SUAVE OR LUX SOAP
FOR TASTY MEALS ROYCO AND KNORR WILL DO THE JOB
FOR CRYSTAL CLEAR UNTENSILS VIM WILL DO THE JOB REAL GOOD!

lastly for bla bla bla get a CD grin infact ged a life and forget about bla bla bla grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

love you all kiss
Re: Mvg Stry by Nobody: 5:07pm On Oct 20, 2007
Aiphie you no go kill person sad
Re: Mvg Stry by Origin(f): 4:24pm On Oct 22, 2007
Gawd i was reading in fear until until i got to the last part.
My heart come back home come rest,
una no go kill me abeg.
Re: Mvg Stry by ituen(m): 4:52pm On Oct 23, 2007
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiipphhhhhhhhhhhhheee,

make i no catch you
Re: Mvg Stry by topeteadr(m): 7:11pm On Oct 23, 2007
Aiphine you're the bomb.
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 7:28pm On Oct 23, 2007
Ailphie how could you not add OMO, DIRT IS GOOD![b][/b]
Re: Mvg Stry by Naijagurly(f): 9:20pm On Oct 23, 2007
if Alphie went through all this trouble to tell us to buy omo, the least you guys can do is try it. [/sub]how much is it jare?[sub]
Re: Mvg Stry by topeteadr(m): 9:43pm On Oct 23, 2007
Aiphine pls can i talk to you privately on yahoo messenger.
Re: Mvg Stry by Migines(m): 1:10am On Oct 24, 2007
*busts out laughing*
buhaaahahaaaah
Re: Mvg Stry by Migines(m): 1:11am On Oct 24, 2007
*busts out laughing*
buhaaahahaaaah
Re: Mvg Stry by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On Oct 24, 2007
what funny embarassed
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 11:49am On Oct 24, 2007
tope wants to endear Aiphie to himself
Re: Mvg Stry by freezy(m): 12:05pm On Oct 24, 2007
In very simple English, he's wants to bla bla bla aiphie wink grin grin
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 12:22pm On Oct 24, 2007
This bla blah blahh thingy seems to be never ending!
Re: Mvg Stry by Aiphie(f): 10:59am On Oct 25, 2007
mimiko:

Aphie u made me drop my jaw wink wink
Y YOU DO ME THIS NOW ME NO LIKE AM OOOOO

Awww sori dear

iwajay:

Ailphie how could you not add OMO, DIRT IS GOOD![b][/b]

I forgot yes DIRT is DIRTY grin

Naijagurly:

if Alphie went through all this trouble to tell us to buy omo, the least you guys can do is try it. [/sub]how much is it jare?[sub]

Abi O and e nor too cost

tope_teadr:

Aiphine please can i talk to you privately on yahoo messenger.


Of course u may teddy

And u there talking about bla bla bla, yes u, If I catch u, u go loose control wink

Clem, Mdsocks, Origin aw una dey? wink wink wink
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 11:14am On Oct 25, 2007
Go Aiphie, tdear you're in for a show down. You better start visiting the gym.
Re: Mvg Stry by Aiphie(f): 1:26pm On Oct 25, 2007
*smiles coyly*
Trust me wink
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 1:35pm On Oct 25, 2007
I wish i could really trust you.
Re: Mvg Stry by Aiphie(f): 2:03pm On Oct 25, 2007
Yes u could u but remember what they say 'cunning as a fox' grin
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 2:21pm On Oct 25, 2007
Hmn! Aiphie darlin i like the sound of that ('cunning as a fox')
Re: Mvg Stry by Aiphie(f): 4:05pm On Oct 25, 2007
Hey papa Ituen, Iwajay is calling me darling*whispering to Ituen'Don't worry by the time I'm tru with him he'll know better* wink wink cheesy
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2007
Hey baby, you didn't need to involve daddy in this. Anyways be my guest, bring your game on.
Re: Mvg Stry by noyez(m): 4:31pm On Oct 25, 2007
hey Alphieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

infact u 2 muchhhhhhhh more of that
Re: Mvg Stry by adjain(m): 4:48pm On Oct 25, 2007
Alphie, who employed to advertise for Omo?
Methinks you need a haircut.
Re: Mvg Stry by topeteadr(m): 4:56pm On Oct 25, 2007
Hey aiphine give me your yahoo messenger address.
And i don't want to whatever you think.
Re: Mvg Stry by iwajay(m): 5:09pm On Oct 25, 2007
check her profile
Re: Mvg Stry by Aiphie(f): 5:15pm On Oct 25, 2007
iwajay:

Hey baby, you didn't need to involve daddy in this. Anyways be my guest, bring your game on.

OK dear, I'm a big girl daddy doesn't have to know the rest wink

noyez:



hey Alphieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

infact you to muchhhhhhhh more of that

*smiles and flutters eye lashes* cool

adjain:

Alphie, who employed to advertise for Omo?
Methinks you need a haircut.

Yeah and I think you need to have ur hair threaded grin

tope_teadr:

Hey aiphine give me your yahoo messenger address.
And i don't want to whatever you think.

What do I think? cheesy

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