A friend forwarded this to me ENJOY!

WORDS U ONLY HEAR FROM A 'NAIJA PERSON' !!!

For people them wey never go home, 

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1. Insult upon injury
2. Nonsense and Ingredient
3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
4. How Far?
5. Can I see your particulars?
6. Anything for me sir?
7. Are you mad?
8. Half-caste
9. Next tomorrow
10. Make I come block you dia
11. Lie, Lie
12. See me see trouble oh
13. Shift small for me let me sit
14. abeg vamus / abeg commot
15. nonsense say wetin happen
16. Abomination
17. Over my dead body
18. God forbid bad thing
19. I need to retouch my (h)air
20. any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody
liar, bloody idiot
21. Na wa oooo
22. Tell me something
23. Why do you want to know my name?
24. Abeg joo
25. Can u imagine, 
26. wonders shall never end / cease
27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say
TUFI!!!!)
28. Chei, Kai
29. Oya me we dey go
30. Hold on let me branch somewhere
31. Come and Escort Me
32. Stop at that junction over there
33. Borrow me your pen/biro
34. Still yet
35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
36. You are so annoying
37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
39. Effico
40. ITK- I too know
41. M-U-M-U
42. How are you? 'We're managing'
43. and so what?
44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea,
Digestive
45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses)
46. You are so daft
47. NFA- No future ambition
48. Are you already ready?
49. That is so dry!
50. My belly is full
51. Did they sack you?
52. I trekked all the way here
53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
54. I want to drink cold mineral
55. Which ones now?
56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me
57. Jacker
58. Your head is not correct
59. Have you seen that film before?
60. Just imagine!
61. My school fees money
62. No wahala!
63. Revise back small
64. Oya, shake body
65. Shine your eye
66. Carry go
67. Don't try me o
68. Enough effizzy
69. Nna, You chop?
70. Ashewo bastard!
71. What happen?
72. We must wash am!
73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why
now?)
75. No be soooo!
76. I will see you today, athink?
77. Cold iced water!
78. abeg commot 4 hia
79. we'll hook up next week
80. that chick is BUNZ!!!!!!!
81. BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
82. Na Yam?
83. Shakara
84. Na so we see am o!
85. How we go do am now?
86. Like say, 
87. You can't do more than a dead rat, 
88. Na you sabi
89. cold dey catch me
90. I no send
91. shey you grab
92. ma guy, leave am
93. you dey jones
94. you go roast
95. na for your head
96. we go jam
97. I go burst your head
98. Bros how far
99. How e dey do u
100. No be Goooood?

Chei Baby- Gurl, u siddon think of this well well

Where did you get those thangs from??

l.o.l. That's loadz, and it's pretty kwl!

Nice very nie, I enjoy am well

Nice collection

hehe
Good Ol' Dayz

baby girl,u try shaa,but 9ja langua never finish.As a warfi boy,flows still dey to yan.We 4 warfi don put head together say we wan write pigin english dictionary and we don send bill to house of assembly make dem start to dey yan pigin 4 we kiams (kiams means skool) Abi how una see amm?

nice collection.

true say loooooooooooooooool

More Slangz
1. File! Hush!!! (D'Banj)
2. Baba e ma run down
3. Iya e
4. Your mama
5. Mis-yarn
6. O lenu, O lori, O ni posi, O lenu bi eku, O lenu bi ija obe
7. Flapapa
8. Wayo! (Irhobo Wayo!)
9. Kai!
10. Happen?
11. Zobo eye
12. Flash me when u reach house
13. Na my chairman
14. Ashana (LovePeddler)

Well I try!

they r all mint man! dey r wicked! i was laughin my ass out cuz its just too funny. its been a long tym since i heard all dem slangs. fanx 4 makin me remember 9ja tonite

what of
1) kokolets
2) Jehovah effizy - God of special effects
3) Give the Lord a wiper
4) sepe
5) baraje
6) wowo like taribo
7) ayangba
igbin (not snail o)
9) idi araba
10)o ni jeba je

i will send more

wot r d meanings

It must have taken you ages to gather these yarns

lol, gush i miss naija slangs, that was a funny list. you forgot to add the rain is raining.

hahhahahahahahhahha

home sweet home! de javu

plz, dont let his head 4ka sibe

- JJC - Johnny just come
- Next tommorow
- wetin dey
- nothin' do you
- Shine your eye
- your eye go clear
- you go hear ween
- E be like say . . ,

who can teach me all these , i need to learn them, I blame my parents for giving birth to me in America, see what i am missing

Nautillus:

- JJC - Johnny just come
- Next tommorow
- wetin dey
- nothin' do you
- Shine your eye
- your eye go clear
- you go hear ween
- E be like say . . ,

    Its a miracle. I finally see you smile for hia!

Sam Milla:

who can teach me all these , i need to learn them, I blame my parents for giving birth to me in America, see what i am missing

uhm . . . This na boguss lie??

gabrywyl:

Its a miracle. I finally see you smile for hia!

Haba Gabby, thats not true . . .i can be "Sir laughs alot" when i see a GOOD ORIGINAL joke.

But Ive never seen you laugh at all naaaa. . . . Its like you got up at the wrong side of the back most of the time?

gabrywyl:

But Ive never seen you laugh at all naaaa. . . . Its like you got up at the wrong side of the back most of the time?

Ok, if you say so sha . . .

hmmm

slap them for me clem

gboa, you dey hear am

who be gboa? Hope its not me cause its so wowowogly naaa

shattap dat was onomatopoeia