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3 Types Of Bra by ituen(m): 8:07am On Oct 26, 2007
A man walked into the ladies department of a Park n Shop. He reluctantly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?”, asked the clerk.

“Type?”, inquired the man

“There is more than one type?”. “Look Around.”, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.”, replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, “Only three? What are they?”

The saleslady replied “The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”.

Still confused the man asked “What is the difference between them?”.

The lady responded “It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by showbobo(m): 8:13am On Oct 26, 2007
oops.nice one there
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by topeteadr(m): 8:13am On Oct 26, 2007
Ituen i think you woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by shagger(m): 8:14am On Oct 26, 2007
O' boy that is not bad for starting the day.
But truly you get work so? tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by ituen(m): 8:20am On Oct 26, 2007
Dont blame me

ask tope who has not logged out for 3 days now
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by topeteadr(m): 8:27am On Oct 26, 2007
3 days *shouts in terror* i thought it was only 3 mins.
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by freezy(m): 8:36am On Oct 26, 2007
ituen, so you have added administrator duties to your job description, eh? so u now monitor people logging in and logging out. na wa o.
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by tessybaby(f): 8:37am On Oct 26, 2007
@ Ituen
and how did u know if u were not online too

anyway if u like u can log in for the rest of life but just keep
the jokes coming coz I smile each time I see a thread by Ituen
grin  grin   grin  grin  grin
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by ituen(m): 8:55am On Oct 26, 2007
tessybaby:

@ Ituen
and how did u know if u were not online too

anyway if u like u can log in for the rest of life but just keep
the jokes coming because I smile each time I see a thread by Ituen
grin grin grin grin grin

Now thats one of the best compliments i've heard since i came to nairaland. *bows to ankle level and makes sure underwear is not showing n clemcykul is not around* Thnks Tess

freezy:

ituen, so you have added administrator duties to your job description, eh? so u now monitor people logging in and logging out. na wa o.

i'm reading cybercrime at University of Ikorodu
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by Aiphie(f): 11:06am On Oct 26, 2007
So true about the bra and so fony grin
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by topeteadr(m): 11:13am On Oct 26, 2007
Hey ituen hw far about that deal.
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by iwajay(m): 11:23am On Oct 26, 2007
that deal has been called off. Ituen is now a bra marchant.
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Oct 26, 2007
wat deal hope am not about to be sold

by the way i have some black bras i want to sell, if ure interested contact me thru migines grin grin grin grin
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by samuelk(m): 11:32am On Oct 26, 2007
ituen is d funniest guy on nairaland
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by kronkykay(m): 11:50am On Oct 26, 2007
iwajay:

that deal has been called off. Ituen is now a bra marchant.


i believe thats where he makes his living from. coz last i saw him, he was on the street with a camcoder trynna capture all the bootties around.
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by samuelk(m): 11:53am On Oct 26, 2007
wat bout u@kronky
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by ituen(m): 5:06pm On Oct 26, 2007
samuelk:

ituen is d funniest guy on nairaland

Thanks for the compliment. I'm just startin with u guys. IT would get to a point, anytime u see me, u'll just laugh. Check ma profile

Re: 3 Types Of Bra by Migines(m): 8:19am On Oct 31, 2007
Lol
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by showbobo(m): 2:32pm On Oct 31, 2007
ituen:

Thanks for the compliment. I'm just startin with u guys. IT would get to a point, anytime u see me, u'll just laugh. Check ma profile

yes,we would definitely laugh by seeing you looking haggard and unkept after youmight have been used by AIPHIE and dumped just the way KRONKY is now.
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by Lohlarh(f): 4:47pm On Oct 31, 2007
grin grin grin grin ;Dcant stop laffin. lol
Re: 3 Types Of Bra by topeteadr(m): 4:58pm On Oct 31, 2007
Lol ;d ;d

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