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Evening Akpako by Nobody: 6:11pm On Mar 06, 2012
A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a
brief conversation ensued,
Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so ?
Rukewe:, I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !
Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good nw,but y u come tie rope for waist ?
Rukewe:, Bros no be small tin o!, I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

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Re: Evening Akpako by tomnmenace(m): 8:08pm On Sep 10, 2012
Hehehehehehheheheheheheheheehe
grin grin grin
kiss
Re: Evening Akpako by Asabaman(m): 8:58pm On Sep 10, 2012
ok, make i try laugh small smiley smiley smiley
Re: Evening Akpako by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:06pm On Sep 10, 2012
~vicky~:
A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a
brief conversation ensued,
Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so ?
Rukewe:, I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !
Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good nw,but y u come tie rope for waist ?
Rukewe:, Bros no be small tin o!, I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE
vicky you don fall my hand
Re: Evening Akpako by realsammie(m): 10:59pm On Sep 10, 2012
haba vicky u no try at all.
for ur punishment, u must spend the entire nite with me..
Re: Evening Akpako by bunmioguns(m): 5:33am On Sep 11, 2012
Vicky beht why
Re: Evening Akpako by ARareGem(f): 5:37am On Sep 11, 2012
. . .
Re: Evening Akpako by mormoni(m): 10:52am On Sep 11, 2012
3 rounds miss Vicky for wasting my precious time.
Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 12:23pm On Sep 11, 2012
Vicky u re only gud on bed, not in crackin jokes
Re: Evening Akpako by Nobody: 12:31pm On Sep 11, 2012
odizzy: Vicky u re only gud on bed, not in crackin jokes



How do u know that?
Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 2:08pm On Sep 11, 2012
MOGUL.O:




How do u know that?
trust me na, i no cari last wink
MOGUL.O:

How do u know that?
trust me na, i no cari last
Re: Evening Akpako by Nobody: 2:14pm On Sep 11, 2012
odizzy: trust me na, i no cari last winktrust me na, i no cari last


Hmmmmmmm!
Re: Evening Akpako by Nobody: 3:09pm On Sep 11, 2012
all of una wey comment dey kolomental....joke since march...abegi

waka pass angry angry angry
Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 3:29pm On Sep 11, 2012
~vicky~:
all of una wey comment dey kolomental....joke since march...abegi

waka pass angry angry angry
vicky abeg come n collect d pant u 4got in my house last week, na so d tin swt u reach? Come jor b4 i burn am
Re: Evening Akpako by Nobody: 3:42pm On Sep 11, 2012
odizzy: vicky abeg come n collect d pant u 4got in my house last week, na so d tin swt u reach? Come jor b4 i burn am

fool angry
Re: Evening Akpako by realsammie(m): 3:51pm On Sep 11, 2012
~vicky~:
all of una wey comment dey kolomental....joke since march...abegi

waka pass angry angry angry
And soo if na since march. you dey try tell me say u no get sense for march. as in u just dey soji
Re: Evening Akpako by Nobody: 3:53pm On Sep 11, 2012
realsammie:
And soo if na since march. you dey try tell me say u no get sense for march. as in u just dey soji

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed...mtcheww
Re: Evening Akpako by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:16pm On Sep 11, 2012
odizzy: vicky abeg come n collect d pant u 4got in my house last week, na so d tin swt u reach? Come jor b4 i burn am
mtcheeeew
Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 4:35pm On Sep 11, 2012
~vicky~:


fool angry
yeah, daz wot u re
Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 4:36pm On Sep 11, 2012
Valiantvaliant: mtcheeeew
who be dis animal
Re: Evening Akpako by Onyiclassic(f): 4:38pm On Sep 11, 2012
DIZ YOKE SENIOR MY GRAND PAPA WALAI
Re: Evening Akpako by Nobody: 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2012
odizzy: yeah, daz wot u re

Onyiclassic: DIZ YOKE SENIOR MY GRAND PAPA WALAI

these scalawags shd leave this thread angry angry
Re: Evening Akpako by odizzy: 8:22pm On Sep 11, 2012
~vicky~:




these scalawags shd leave this thread angry angry
is dat y u re crying? Ow ow, too bad, cnt u see NL cnt do wit out ODIZZY AND ONYI, we re still here baby, we en going no wia, na our fault say u too dry? Zero talented, catch a life sis tongue
~vicky~:




these scalawags shd leave this thread angry angry
is dat y u re crying? Ow ow, too bad, cnt u see NL cnt do wit out ODIZZY AND ONYI, we re still here baby, we en going no wia, na our fault say u too dry? Zero talented, catch a life sis

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