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Thank you for the information,Concerning NDA forms. Please which bank can i purchase the forms from.I am presently in port harcourt.Please do tell me when is the deadline for the registration.

Thank You,
Victor.

hey tanks a million for this am happy. I heard the form is available in Zenith and UBA banks
should in case you need the form, go to Zenithbank at Festac
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wats up nairalanders!

Pls can we know d cost of all these (NDA form + scratch card and all dat). Furthermore, intimate us of the fee involve

i'll appreciate anyone swift response ASAP.

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Last year Forms were 1,500 plus N250 bank charge
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ewu tufiakwa

I've submitted my friend's form.
We expecting when they gonna call for d interview / test watever,

@ poster, any info in dat regard dont fail to inform dis forum pls.

ciao

young stop spreading unneccessary lies here on Nairaland.the academy is yet to realease the 61 Regular Combatant(RC)form.Mind the kind of stories you spread around before you get caught,mind you that place is not a place for cowards, IT IS WHERE BOYS BECOME MEN!!

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I wanna say abou the NDA form is lier is not on the net now,
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28 days ago mollusque said:

It's been years since I dunked, but if I did dunk, 'twould be Graham crackers in sweetened condensed milk.
29 days ago reesetee said:

That's right--the best two-thirds.
29 days ago dontcry said:

That's 2/3rd's of a s'more, rt!
29 days ago reesetee said:

Or even chocolate-covered ones.
29 days ago Tay! said:

chocolate graham crackers?
29 days ago reesetee said:

Graham crackers are excellent. Especially chocolate ones.
29 days ago trivet said:

I like crackers. What can I say?
29 days ago chained_bear said:

Oh, I've seeeeeen sugar butty. Don't you worry about that. My mind is still reeling.

Trivet! Graham crackers?! *sigh*
29 days ago bilby said:

", to leave off the butter when making a sandwich would require an active intervention" is simply exquisite. And being brought up in the Commonwealth, I understand. Although being a vegan I've had to get a bit funky with butter alternatives.
29 days ago reesetee said:

I, I,

Oh, there's just too much to say. Plus I'm very hungry, for some reason.
29 days ago sionnach said:

see also sugar butty.
about 1 month ago trivet said:

The only thing I will dunk is a graham cracker into some Sunny D. *ducks head in shame*
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

*steps down from tea & toast with jam box*
about 1 month ago yarb said:

*cracking up reading dontcry's third sentence*
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

Hey, I ate the damn Marmite after I watched two people practically gag on it, so there.
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

Yes, yes, yes! The bear gets it! I didn't mention the oil slick on top due to the hork factor -- but I loves it!

I agree on the tea preparation (I like Earl Grey).

We part ways on the subject of jelly (also, never margarine). I'd like to suggest that since I've done it without jelly (not as good, ) you should pony up and try it with jelly. It won't kill you.

To the rest of you -- TRY IT! Why, I bet all of you are eating (and doing) things today that you once thought were gross. Am I wrong? No, I'm not. Do it.
about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Wet bread is indeed what I hate. I'm with you there. EXCEPT when dunking toast with BUTTER ONLY into hot, sweetened tea with milk.

I'm very particular. Never any jam or jelly on dunkable toast. That makes it undunkable. Never hot tea WITHOUT both milk and sugar. That is undunkinable.

Black tea. Hot. Milk. Sugar (at least two heaping teaspoons).
plus
Bread (of whatever kind, as long as it's sliced), toasted on both sides. Buttered or margarined.
equals
pure dunkability.

The butter/margarine imparts a delicious sheen of grease to the tea. (This tendency, incidentally, is why I wouldn't dunk jammed or jellied toast into it.)

DC has made a very important point: lightning-fast dunking speed. Once the crispy toasted corner of bread enters the hot sweetened tea, you can't hesitate for a yoctosecond or the thing will disintegrate and cause a heaping pile of soggy crumbs at the bottom.

And now that I've thoroughly grossed out even myself, I hereby resolve that one day, I'll eat a piece of bread--or at least toast--with both butter and jam on it. In yarb's honor.
about 1 month ago trivet said:

I'm decidedly antidunk. Soggy food is an abomination.
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

I know, it sounds gross -- but the trick is in the lightening fast dunk -- just enough to impart a bit of tea flavor and warmth to the very tip,
about 1 month ago yarb said:

I'll have to try that dontcry, although I've never been much of a dunker. Have to make sure the tea is unsweetened, since it's going to be suffused with jam by the end.
about 1 month ago skipvia said:

I was with you right up until the tea-dipping, dc.

*hork*
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

You really need the butter on toast with jelly/jam. Then you take a corner and dip it ever so quickly into your hot tea and bite it off before it turns to mush! Yum!

I think the peanutbutter could hold its own on bread without butter as it already is kind of oily. But, a bit of butter couldn't hurt.
about 1 month ago trivet said:

Interesting - cold or room temperature butter/bread/strange British filling combinations freak me out, but raspberry jam on hot buttered toast is a symphony of deliciousness.
about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Trivet: If I'm making toast and intend to put either jam or peanut butter on it, I won't put butter on it first.

Nice try though.

Yarb: thanks for the explanation. Would you please now add to the Wordie archives, for the benefit of our posterity and Wordieternity, the delightful—nay, ambrosiac—phrase fluffy starchtastic bun of love? Thank you in advance for your kind attention to this most serious matter.
about 1 month ago skipvia said:

Long live the Empire, yarb!
about 1 month ago yarb said:

No pique inferred, c_b. I'm always happy to talk about butties (singular butty). It is indeed a general synonym for sandwich, more prevalent in some parts of the UK than others, but generally understood.

I was brought up with butter on every kind of sandwich, including PB&J (Canadian mother). I have met a few people who find this odd. I think butter is tied very closely to bread in the cultural imagination of the British Isles, perhaps because for ages bread and butter was a staple for much of the population? So to leave off the butter when making a sandwich would require an active intervention.

Certainly butter is essential to a chip butty, since its principal glory consists in the hot chips melting the butter into the bread, creating a fluffy, starchtastic bun of love.
about 1 month ago trivet said:

C_b, do you like butter and jam on toast?
about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

I think maybe it's butter and jam, *queasy* , Yes, that's it.

The idea of putting butter on any kind of sandwich still strikes me as weird after lo, these many years--probably just because I didn't grow up with it. Butter and ham (and mayonnaise, or not), butter and chips, butter and pickles, butter and jam, Is there a larger cultural significance to putting butter on *every* kind of sandwich? Is it just habit? Is the presence of butter on all sandwiches one reason why many Brits and Aussies think peanut butter and jelly (jam) is gross? Since there wouldn't be any actual butter on it?

Yarb, for the record, since you sounded piqued, I am asking in a spirit of genuine curiosity. I've only ever seen/heard of chip butties, and didn't know there was another kind until you mentioned jam butties. Is "butty" ("buttie" in singular?) a general synonym for sandwich? Or is it only a certain kind of sandwich?
about 1 month ago yarb said:

Bread, butter and jam is a jam sandwich! Could you please explain to me what's hork-inducing about that? Sure, you might not have a sweet tooth - I don't - in which case you'll prefer chip butties. But your continued incredulity at the concept suggests a deeper abhorrence.
about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Ohhh, I think I'm gonna be sick,
about 1 month ago yarb said:

Yes; how could you not?
about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Aaahh, all is revealed. But you still have butter on it, with the jam? And chips? Respectively? Actual butter? Really?
about 1 month ago yarb said:

Certainly: the difference between a chip butty and a jam butty is that the former has jam in it, but no chips, while the lattter, per contra, contains chips, but not one whit of jam.
about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Wait, yarb, butties? Can you explain how jam butties differ from, say, chip butties?

*waits*
about 1 month ago bilby said:

Okay dontcry, I'm beginning to see your toothiness.
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

It's not bragging if it's true.
about 1 month ago reesetee said:

P.S. Why do porch owners always brag about the size of their teeth?
about 1 month ago reesetee said:

Yes, all of them. They are all in my fine (excuse me, bestiary) bestiary. I also have an octopus named Fly, a kangaroo named Lope, and a lion named Baldy. It's a real hoot at feeding time.

Oh, and speaking of hoot--I almost forgot my owl. Name is Chirp.
about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Or a guinea pig named Eye, ?
about 1 month ago Prolagus said:

Or a shark named Lung,
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

I've also been described as toothsome, for your information!
about 1 month ago Prolagus said:

reesetee, do you also have a snake named Hair?
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

I do SO have toothiness. Why, I have such toothiness that some of my teeth have teeth. That's right. In places, here and there, I'm double-toothed! So there.
about 1 month ago bestiary said:

is that because you've used him to replace one of yours?
about 1 month ago reesetee said:

I have a bird named Tooth. Does that count?
about 1 month ago bilby said:

*fearless*
No, you don't have toothiness either.
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

yarb & bilby: why don't you come a litle closer and I'll give you a demonstration of my toothiness, ?
about 1 month ago sionnach said:

Nobody is listing "a group of things of the same kind that belong together and are so used". Why don't you?

Nobody is listing "a particular complex anatomical part of a living thing". Why don't you?

I used to think I knew what teeth are. Reading those Weirdnet definitions, now I'm not so sure.

I'll have the bisque, please.

about 1 month ago yarb said:

Yes, as a matter of fact I do. All the jam accumulated in other people's toes is to be found surrounding my teeth. My teeth are jammier than The Jam, jamming in a traffic jam, with jam butties jammed in their jammies.
about 1 month ago bilby said:

Do you have teethjam, yarb?
about 1 month ago yarb said:

Yes, I think dontcry is fibbing about her toothiness.
about 1 month ago bilby said:

I don't see any evidence you have teeth, dontcry. Perhaps you only have tooth.
about 1 month ago dontcry said:

Teeth here as well.

Soup's on though, just in case,
about 1 month ago MiaLuthien said:

I do have teeth, Bilby! (In a glass on my bedside cupboard – not!!).
about 1 month ago yarb said:

I have teeth.
about 1 month ago plethora said:

And ice cream, too, dc.
about 1 month ago bilby said:

Only 14 of 8,000+ Wordies have teeth? I hope there's soup on the Porch, dontcry.

Michael are you sure you're not in the wrong place.

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