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Five Minutes by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Mar 16, 2012

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"

God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."

The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"

God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."

The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"

God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!" grin

The man fell into first class coma grin

Re: Five Minutes by bunmioguns(m): 5:47pm On Mar 16, 2012

where u dey copy all dis joke

Re: Five Minutes by dani1luv: 5:50pm On Mar 16, 2012

Nna. .I dey vex ohh. . I must bring back the Joke Section to life grin

Warri nor dey ever carry last. . .lai lai grin

Re: Five Minutes by bunmioguns(m): 5:54pm On Mar 16, 2012

dani1luv: Nna. .I dey vex ohh. . I must bring back the Joke Section to life

Warri nor dey ever carry last. . .lai lai

so u be Wari Guy

No wonder undecided

Re: Five Minutes by dani1luv: 5:56pm On Mar 16, 2012

bunmioguns:

so u be Wari Guy

No wonder

say I short bah and i no get sense bah?? grin

na evidence of good living nah grin

Re: Five Minutes by bunmioguns(m): 6:31pm On Mar 16, 2012

dani1luv:
say I short bah and i no get sense bah??
na evidence of good living nah

ssshhhhhh, stop making noise. . . . . Did u jst hear dt strange noise

Re: Five Minutes by Nobody: 7:12pm On Mar 16, 2012

Re: Five Minutes by CutestBarbie(f): 7:49pm On Mar 16, 2012

bunmioguns:

ssshhhhhh, stop making noise. . . . . Did u jst hear dt strange noise

Yeah Ah Did.Sounds Lyk An Empty Drum...
#realisation Setz In
Oh 4got Dat Was Ur Brain Tryna Fink!
Jst sayn o

Re: Five Minutes by CutestBarbie(f): 7:56pm On Mar 16, 2012

bin gbagbo: Hi every one, this no be joke oooo.i am ver serious.i am looking for love in this section.help now before i commit suicide ooooooooooooooo since i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo despersate.
i need someone who will love not because of my wealth and fame

wealth N Fame

Re: Five Minutes by Nobody: 8:41pm On Mar 16, 2012

bin gbagbo: Hi every one, this no be joke oooo.i am ver serious.i am looking for love in this section.help now before i commit suicide ooooooooooooooo since i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo despersate.
i need someone who will love not because of my wealth and fame

imagine

Re: Five Minutes by EfemenaXY: 10:57am On Mar 17, 2012

dani1luv: A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"

God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."

The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"

God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."

The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"

God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

The man fell into first class coma

^^Lol!!

Cool Joke Dani - why've you been hiding your talents?? cheesy

Re: Five Minutes by dani1luv: 11:03am On Mar 17, 2012

Efemena_xy:

^^Lol!!

Cool Joke Dani - why've you been hiding your talents??

coz of some goats undecided

they'ld keep asking where the joke is? undecided

Re: Five Minutes by bunmioguns(m): 11:41am On Mar 17, 2012

Cutest Barbie:
Yeah Ah Did.Sounds Lyk An Empty Drum...
#realisation Setz In
Oh 4got Dat Was Ur Brain Tryna Fink!
Jst sayn o

wetin I do u nw, I told u to gimme kpomo, u refused, then whts my offence again undecided

Re: Five Minutes by CutestBarbie(f): 4:15pm On Mar 17, 2012

bunmioguns:

wetin I do u nw, I told u to gimme kpomo, u refused, then whts my offence again

oya Cme Colect na

Re: Five Minutes by bunmioguns(m): 5:54am On Mar 18, 2012

Cutest Barbie:
oya Cme Colect na

hope ur Kpomo is still untouchable cos I no want dt of swtchicgurl dt had been tasted by everyone here undecided

Re: Five Minutes by CutestBarbie(f): 7:14am On Mar 18, 2012

bunmioguns:

hope ur Kpomo is still untouchable cos I no want dt of swtchicgurl dt had been tasted by everyone here

chai Abeq Na u Tlk O.

Re: Five Minutes by Nobody: 7:50am On Mar 18, 2012

This is very nice.
A very nice copy and paste!

Re: Five Minutes by razzberry2(f): 8:39am On Mar 18, 2012

Cutest Barbie:
Yeah Ah Did.Sounds Lyk An Empty Drum...
#realisation Setz In
Oh 4got Dat Was Ur Brain Tryna Fink!
Jst sayn o

laff wan give me belle 4 here

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Re: Five Minutes by Ruqaya(f): 9:18pm On Mar 18, 2012

Y did u ban me?
U've not stated a good reason 4 doing dat.

Re: Five Minutes by dani1luv: 10:16am On Mar 19, 2012

booqee: This is very nice.
A very nice copy and paste!

mumu

Re: Five Minutes by dani1luv: 10:16am On Mar 19, 2012

Ruqaya: Y did u ban me?
U've not stated a good reason 4 doing dat.

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