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Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:51pm On Mar 16, 2012
1. When you drink gari for lunch even on the first day of the month.

2. When you come before 2 minutes in bed

3. When houseflies chase you even in a car

4. When your salary delays for two months

5. when you give birth to two bouncing bow-legged boys

6. When a boko haramer enters your church grin

7. When your menses delay for three weeks

8. When you spend more than 18 minutes at the toilet

9. When there are lots of pimples on your face

10.When everybody asks "where is the joke?" whenever you post your jokes

11.When mosquitoes love to bite you

12.when you impregnate your only dog

13.when your car is always on reverse gear

14.when you eat less than four times a day

15.if your trousers are shorter than your legs

16.if you have just been recruited to join the naija police

17.if you are in your mid thirties and still unmarried

18. when dogs bark at you wherever you go

19. when you dey bleep ashewo often

20.f you have had time to read this nonsense up to 20 grin grin grin

21. when you are a member of NPJC grin
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 6:57pm On Mar 16, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Nobody: 7:05pm On Mar 16, 2012
really?


ur own reach 21 ni

whts NPJC?
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2012
~vicky~:
really?


ur own reach 21 ni

whts NPJC?



NPJC IS THE [b]N[/b]ON-[b]P[/b]ROGRESSIVE [b]J[/b]OKERS [b]C[/b]LUB grin
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Nobody: 7:48pm On Mar 16, 2012
[quote author=bin gbagbo]


NPJC IS THE [b]N[/b]ON-[b]P[/b]ROGRESSIVE [b]J[/b]OKERS [b]C[/b]LUB grin[/quo

hmmm
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 1:15pm On Mar 17, 2012
^^^

why hmmmmmm
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 6:14am On Mar 18, 2012
bin gbagbo: ^^^

why hmmmmmm



she don dey trip for you be dt
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 9:24pm On Mar 18, 2012
22. When u join PROJAN
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:27am On Mar 19, 2012
Ruqaya: 22. When u join PROJAN


beta ppl dey talk, u sef dey talk




o ga ooo
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 6:22pm On Mar 19, 2012
bunmioguns:


beta ppl dey talk, u sef dey talk




o ga ooo
what are u
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 7:30am On Mar 21, 2012
@ ruqaya witch!!!
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 1:42pm On Mar 21, 2012
bin gbagbo: @ ruqaya witch!!!
wizard
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Nobody: 6:03pm On Mar 21, 2012
bunmioguns:



she don dey trip for you be dt

wdf
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by sutoboy(m): 8:20am On Mar 22, 2012
Join projan and go to hell!

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