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| Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by saydfact(m): 1:33pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
Ejiro was asked to complete the following in an exam: Ques.1; "He who fights n runs away"? Ans; E don surrender be dat nah, na fear catch am. Ques.2;" A rolling stone"?... Ans; No fit just dey roll, na person push am. Ques.3;" He who lives in a glass house"?... Ans; Na rich politician wey em be. Ques.4;" A stitch in time"?... Ans; Dey prevent further tear. Ques.5; "Birds of d same feather"?... Ans; Na d same mama born them. Ques.6; "One good turn"?... Ans; Na correct power steering fit do am.*nerd* Ques.7;" A bird in hand"?.. Ans; Wetin e wan be again if nor be barbecue. Dem plenty for chicken republic. Ques.8; "Half bread is better than"?... Ans; Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar. Ques.9; "A journey of a thousand miles"?... Ans; Na d person wahala be dat nah, Why e no enter car or airplane waka. Ques.10; "He who laughs last"?... Ans; get brain problem. Make dem examine am because na begining of madness be dat.. Ques.11; "A patient dog"?... Ans; Don get disease b dat. Na hunger go kill am straight. Ques.12; "All work and no play"?... Ans; Na bank job ooo bros Ques.13; "An apple a day"...? Ans; Na hunger go kill u jeje Ques.14; " Once beaten"...? Ans; Na revenge go follow b dat Ques.15; "A fool at forty"....? Ans; U never see Naija own, ours na at 70 Ques.16; "A friend in need"...? Ans; Na parasite em b |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by olufunmibi(m): 9:09pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
To Say the fact, guy I just returned from work, very down, but with this your post, I think I can sleep now you made my day. 1 Like |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Beetwo(m): 10:32pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
l cant stop tears rollin down cheek, Good one. |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Amodsun(m): 10:58pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
Gud one dude,u ar d bestest  |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by bunmioguns(m): 1:08am On Mar 22, 2012 |
me love dis |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Hardeynikerh(f): 12:54pm On Mar 22, 2012 |
Very very nice. I enjoy dis |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Nobody: 1:29pm On Mar 22, 2012 |
U know what? I've read it before. But its weird dat d first time i did, it didn't seem funny. But u rebranded urs to sound so cool and funny! Nice.  |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by snthesis(m): 2:14pm On Mar 22, 2012 |
 dry |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Ajibel(m): 4:43pm On May 09, 2012 |
The most painful thing about this joke is dat it's a recycled crap |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by LewsTherin: 8:43am On May 11, 2012 |
Boooring!! |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by bright007(f): 11:38am On May 11, 2012 |
Recycled crap. 1 Like |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Catchfire1: 5:07pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
wait for it... wait for it...... wait for it ....... [size=16pt]  [/size]Still waiting for the joke  |
| Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Nobody: 8:09pm On May 31, 2019 |
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said “Are you going to help?” I said, “No, Six should be enough.” |
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