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Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by saydfact(m): 1:33pm On Mar 21, 2012
Ejiro was asked to complete the following in an exam:

Ques.1; "He who fights n runs away"?
Ans; E don surrender be dat nah, na fear catch am.

Ques.2;" A rolling stone"?... Ans; No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

Ques.3;" He who lives in a glass house"?... Ans; Na rich politician wey em be.

Ques.4;" A stitch in time"?... Ans; Dey prevent further tear.

Ques.5; "Birds of d same feather"?... Ans; Na d same mama born them.

Ques.6; "One good turn"?... Ans; Na correct power steering fit do am.*nerd*

Ques.7;" A bird in hand"?.. Ans; Wetin e wan be again if nor be barbecue. Dem plenty for chicken republic.

Ques.8; "Half bread is better than"?... Ans; Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

Ques.9; "A journey of a thousand miles"?... Ans; Na d person wahala be dat nah, Why e no enter car or airplane waka.

Ques.10; "He who laughs last"?... Ans; get brain problem. Make dem examine am because na begining of madness be dat..

Ques.11; "A patient dog"?... Ans; Don get disease b dat. Na hunger go kill am straight.

Ques.12; "All work and no play"?... Ans; Na bank job ooo bros

Ques.13; "An apple a day"...? Ans; Na hunger go kill u jeje

Ques.14; " Once beaten"...? Ans; Na revenge go follow b dat

Ques.15; "A fool at forty"....? Ans; U never see Naija own, ours na at 70

Ques.16; "A friend in need"...? Ans; Na parasite em b
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by olufunmibi(m): 9:09pm On Mar 21, 2012
To Say the fact, guy I just returned from work, very down, but with this your post, I think I can sleep now you made my day.

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Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Beetwo(m): 10:32pm On Mar 21, 2012
l cant stop tears rollin down cheek, Good one.
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Amodsun(m): 10:58pm On Mar 21, 2012
Gud one dude,u ar d bestest grin
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by bunmioguns(m): 1:08am On Mar 22, 2012
me love dis
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Hardeynikerh(f): 12:54pm On Mar 22, 2012
Very very nice. I enjoy dis
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Nobody: 1:29pm On Mar 22, 2012
U know what? I've read it before. But its weird dat d first time i did, it didn't seem funny. But u rebranded urs to sound so cool and funny! Nice. cheesy
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by snthesis(m): 2:14pm On Mar 22, 2012
angry dry
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Ajibel(m): 4:43pm On May 09, 2012
The most painful thing about this joke is dat it's a recycled crap
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by LewsTherin: 8:43am On May 11, 2012
Boooring!!
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by bright007(f): 11:38am On May 11, 2012
Recycled crap.

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Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Catchfire1: 5:07pm On Sep 12, 2012
wait for it...
wait for it......
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Still waiting for the joke embarassed
Re: Ejiro Corrects Some 9ja Proverbs by Nobody: 8:09pm On May 31, 2019
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said “Are you going to help?” I said, “No, Six should be enough.” angry

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