Gr8Animash: Two men where out playing golf, they ntroduced themselves and asked fr each others occupation, one said he's a dentist the other a sniper assasin, the assasin said his rifle was in nis golf club bag. The dentist asked to see it, while looking through the scope the dentist saw his house in the far away distance,on a 2nd glance he saw his neighbour with his wife in bed through the window, angered he asked the assasin what it would cost to snoot his neigbor in the cock [/b]cuz he slept wit his wife and [b]shoog his wife in the mouth [/b]cux she nags him.the assasin said £1000 a bullet equalling £2000 for the 2 shots .the dentist agreed,so the sniper took the gun back and aimed to fire...sudenly he stopped and said..[b]oi mate, i cud save you a grand..

jackpot: someone should tickle me so that I can laugh!

jackpot: ^never mind dear, hugging and squeezing your soft cushion-like chest apples will do the magic!

jackpot: ^never mind dear, hugging and squeezing your soft cushion-like chest apples will do the magic!

booqee: Fooool

u're not funny. Make me laff abeg.

don't make me insult your bow-legged fatherr. He didn't do me anything.

swtchicgurl:

idi ot

stop talking to me, you this dark-skinned flat-chested Fulani witchhh. Mtchew

jackpot: don't make me insult your bow-legged fatherr. He didn't do me anything.

booqee: can't u abuse with ur own words?? Must u copy studio's lines?? U'll copy and paste jokes! U'll copy and paste someone else's line of abusing too?!. Can't u use ur own brain ni?? Abi na fufu dey ur brain?

it's very easy to detect when you are seeing your menses, you know~

jackpot: don't make me insult your bow-legged fatherr. He didn't do me anything. stop talking to me, you this dark-skinned flat-chested Fulani witchhh. Mtchew

jackpot: it's very easy to detect when you are seeing your menses, you know~

booqee: Very boring.....i tell you. Very boring and dry. He just never makes sense.....mtcheww.

swtchicgurl:



everything u write suggests how boring u are! mtchew

booqee: Very boring.....i tell you. Very boring and dry. He just never makes sense.....mtcheww.

care for a three-some, bitchesssss?

I assure you'll never miss those your 5-minutes boyfriends .

holla at papi

mcnepow:
hahahaha! wtf!
wait for a BJ!!??

Gr8Animash:

u got that ryte

mcnepow:
Because ma brain is working

mcnepow:
Because ma brain is working

~vicky~:


which brain

u gt brain?

Gr8Animash: wat about u? y u no answer d joke?..dumb lesbian wit 3 balls nd 2 siamese pricks..abeg move 4 peson wey sabi joor

D.A.V.E:
nice jokez,d 1st one almost made me choke hard

~vicky~:



talking to my dog


on which planet re u from


idiot

Gr8Animash: mars.biatch

joerux60: good collection you have got there. let me enhance it this way:

Husband: "I have a problem at the office."
Wife: "After marriage, you don't say I have a problem, say we have a problem."
Husband: "Ok, We are expecting a baby from OUR Secretary."

joerux60: Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times

joerux60: Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".