A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband
from among many men.

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.


There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from
that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to
herself, "Well, that's better than my last
boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great,
but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.


The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"


The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting.
BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight.


The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.


"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.







THE WOMAN MENSTRUATED

if you follow me me sef go follow you!

sutoboy: if you follow me me sef go follow you!

let reasonable ppl comment, pls dont derail dis thread. . . . cos wht u posted is nt a joke. . . .get dt

seen that before but its till fuuny...
@sutoboy...u b fly o, @poster abeg u d chop mango?

ignore the fool above you joor...sm1fabulous

sutoboy: ignore the fool above you joor...sm1fabulous

SO u neva still comot from dis newbie life..smh.. with dat ya head like helmet... olodo!

heheheheh na everythin i take oh

i no go take that frm you,mak u dey abuse my head!


take time before i insult you now!

sutoboy: ignore the fool above you joor...sm1fabulous

answer the otondo below..sutoWORMBRAIN...na imbesidile lyk u d fink say shawama na alcohol...

ode oshi e no funny at all!

@OP, nice one
permit me to say it fits them well.

And so?

Who u asking and so?

Me?

Do I look oboish to you?

Face your front jor

skales: Who u asking and so?

Me?

Do I look oboish to you?

Face your front jor

Abeg no dey mind dt girl jare, she jst wan make everybody know her. . .



*singing* *Ruqayah, ye ma form popularity*

Iboish
I meant

skales: Iboish
I meant

Dunno wht Ibo People did to you dt they deserve all dis hatred...abi dem don collect ur wife?

Dani i thought i told u to always lock threads or delete posts dats got a streak of tribalism in it? Some people's post here needs to be wiped! Mtcheww.....

@poster. Nice one. But even men too are impossible to please too oh.............

skales: Who u asking and so?

Me?

Do I look oboish to you?

Face your front jor

you and bumioguns are problematic in nature.
U should both mind yer business and let me hear word pls!
@bunmi, u maybe right, bt men are mostly impossible to please.

booqee: Dani i thought i told u to always lock threads or delete posts dats got a streak of tribalism in it? Some people's post here needs to be wiped! Mtcheww.....

@poster. Nice one. But even men too are impossible to please too oh.............

And you fink Dani has time for dt



I believe you are referring to www.nairaland.com/853854/men-impossible-please

Ruqaya:

@bunmi, u maybe right, bt men are mostly impossible to please.

well you are right to some extent