1. Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' / joining a
     cult / sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor ,  all things are possible.
10. A movie can be titled anything,  such as:
*The boy is mine,
* Face me, I face you
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Igala,
*Ijele,
*Igodo,
*Igudu
*Shigidi
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not-
'shelled', twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics'.
12. You are in love,  you want to take your girl out, the best place
you take her to is,
*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while
feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her
playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if ,
* You visit a 'Babalawo'
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half
of the movie time.
* Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Edochie is also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!
15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and
other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it
all!!! (Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just
narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and
intrigue!)
16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of
the following actresses-
* Stella Damascus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic
17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in
real life.
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even in
longer flashbacks.
19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head
will be bandaged! Same for your legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because,  people
are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford-a
beautiful house, very good furniture, T.V., nice clothes, but you won't
be able to send your kids to school.
23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient
and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors
and never mind his business.
24. the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the
police- LOL!!!! 
25. At the end of a three hour movie you'll be reminded that THIS IS
JUST THE BEGINNING, WATCH OUT FOR PART 2!
26. No matter the type of movie, TO GOD BE THE GLORY,

Bros,i tire for you o!
Did you write your final year project on 'Nollywood and its feature'

LOL but i think i mighta seen this b4

verry funny, i love it

na true talk, yomola.

great.

dud , it has already been posted

no mind am i know them type na soso copy and paste dem go dey do,am seen this up to 10diff times b4. yomola try and be original abeg

hahahha lol and the things ull always see in nairaland
copy and paste
lol
remix
shot so in the head
rofmlo
Bleep*off
bullshi*T
nice one
wats up
sup
wadda*hell
bullShi*T
ure daft
dick*head
and so on som1 pls complete the list

Gay,you have said it all.but nothing to learn.

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