Catfishing:

Just a goal and you have started masturbating?

Honourable, calm down.....he will soon start begging Penaldo for free penalties..


Mtcheew

It’s four goals

Havertz10:
Lastly, I don't understand why tuchel still tries to play havertz on the left, it's baffling, he performs so much better on the right, his selections today left much to be desired, I hope the ziyech should play movement ends after today and he is designated a scenario triggered substitute, maybe when we need a late goal and require his singular skill

Another long story. He can't play CM, he can only play AM. He can't play LW, he can only play RW

When he flopped on the RW, they said he can only play no10

I've said it, the only position I see that boy is striker. He is too sluggish for a midfielder, always losing the ball like he is playing monkey post

chic2pimp:
EMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!......TENNIS HAS COME HOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Did she win? Watching MOTD

Catfishing:

Just a goal and you have started masturbating?

Honourable, calm down.....he will soon start begging Penaldo for free penalties..


Mtcheew

Go and check the records. Money for hand, back for ground

Almajirihunter:


It’s four goals

I meant today's game

Scummies should be humble when bragging

Ibime:



Go and check the records. Money for hand, back for ground

The last time I checked the records he was shading tears of pains

Ibime:


Did she win? Watching MOTD

Yh Bro. Straight sets victory. Not dropped a set all through. I was constantly(well still) switching channels between the BBC and Channel 4. My girl is about to become RICH RICH. Sharapova, William Sisters, Osaka level endorsements are about to come Her way.

Clear penalty. Arms raised and all.
But if the roles were reveresed i'm sure swiz123 would cry about it with catarrh running down his nose.

chic2pimp:


Yh Bro. Straight sets victory. Not dropped a set all through. I was constantly(well still) switching channels between the BBC and Channel 4. My girl is about to become RICH RICH. Sharapova, William Sisters, Osaka level endorsements are about to come Her way.

Nice one. Britain done finally get women's player

But make these girls allow Serena win her last one go sha

Omo ororo don put boys for dilemma. See the way i dey shout for him second goal person go think say i be scummy

Ibime:


Nice one. Britain done finally get women's player

But make these girls allow Serena win her last one go sha

Nah man this current era of British Superstar athletes are just built different. From Rugby to Football,F1 to Tennis,Cycling to Cricket. Heck even the Olympics too.

Definitely. I Need Rena to win to win atleast 2 more grandslam titles.

Catfishing:
Now this is some funny shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlMFTeEnjQY

''Sarri is the kind of appointment Spurs would make''

Reece James assisted Lukaku's first goal against Arsenal, James scored in that same match.

Mateo Kovacic assisted Lukaku's second goal against Aston Villa, Kovacic scored in that match.

The rush to assist Romelu Lukaku is on. Assist him and you're assured of a goal.

The Big Rom!

Ibime:


Another long story. He can't play CM, he can only play AM. He can't play LW, he can only play RW

When he flopped on the RW, they said he can only play no10

I've said it, the only position I see that boy is striker. He is too sluggish for a midfielder, always losing the ball like he is playing monkey post

He is 21 and this is epl. But I think he doesn’t have foot work with the ball, no speed and he is predictable.

Some people will say anything just to get likes

Anybody that has been paying attention will notice that havertz has had his best games playing from the right and roaming, tuchel pins him to the left and he struggles, even if you check his career stats, havertz doesn't play from the left, it's done to accommodate ziyech but it's better he doesn't even play than playing him out of position

Tuchel will have to settle for havertz lukaku werner, that will eventually be our front 3

hensben:
He is 21 and this is epl. But I think he doesn’t have foot work with the ball, no speed and he is predictable.

havertz doesn't have speed, is predictable, you didn't say all this when he bossed and nutmeged real Madrid and city players

erusen:
he actually better and far more accomplished than Bruno when Bruno was 21 years,meanwhile when are we comparing mount to those that play similar minutes in other teams.

plenty people here scratch that, plenty Nigerians have a problem contextualizing subjects, they always look at issues in small reactionary bites, it's sad because thinking like that can never lead to any form of significant progress

Havertz10:
havertz doesn't have speed, is predictable, you didn't say all this when he bossed and nutmeged real Madrid and city players

..this guy funny gan o, na nutmeg we wan chop, after the nutmeg what did he do with the ball, did he make forward pass that lead to assist, that is the main aim of football not some aimless nutmeg

Catfishing:
Now this is some funny shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlMFTeEnjQY

is this real?

Ibime:


Another long story. He can't play CM, he can only play AM. He can't play LW, he can only play RW

When he flopped on the RW, they said he can only play no10

I've said it, the only position I see that boy is striker. He is too sluggish for a midfielder , always losing the ball like he is playing monkey post

more than sluggish. As long as the epl is concerned, Havertz in midfield, not working.

Catfishing:
Now this is some funny shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlMFTeEnjQY

I don laugh tire.
But that is not the true translation, someone doctored it.

Not the best performance but them boys got the job done. Kudos.

Saul definitely struggled but he should eventually come good. Him just never sabi say be EPL be this, no time for sme sme.

UCL starts next week against Zenit.

We are here to win.

When asked why he checked back on his right foot for the first goal vs Villa Lukaku said:

“I played with Tuanzebe back in the day, he knows I'm left footed.”

Intelligence.

Havertz10:
Some people will say anything just to get likes

Anybody that has been paying attention will notice that havertz has had his best games playing from the right and roaming, tuchel pins him to the left and he struggles, even if you check his career stats, havertz doesn't play from the left, it's done to accommodate ziyech but it's better he doesn't even play than playing him out of position

Tuchel will have to settle for havertz lukaku werner, that will eventually be our front 3

Make all the excuse in the world for Havertz but same can't be said for Mount.

This is witchcraft at this point bro. Tune it down

MorataFC:
Why u dey fear? No shaking Saul got u covered

My G, I go swear for you o

Catfishing:
When asked why he checked back on his right foot for the first goal vs Villa Lukaku said:

“I played with Tuanzebe back in the day, he knows I'm left footed.”

Intelligence.

Lol.. I'm 99% sure every Premier League defender knows Lukaku is left footed, Lukaku just dey find talk with this "I played with Tuanzebe back in the day" yarns

Lukaku one form intelligence. Oh lawd

Catfishing:
When asked why he checked back on his right foot for the first goal vs Villa Lukaku said:

“I played with Tuanzebe back in the day, he knows I'm left footed.”

Intelligence.

Lukaku just dey cap this days

Any slowpoke defender with half a brain in the EPL knows he's left footed

Trevor012:
Lukaku one form intelligence. Oh lawd

Tuanzebe of man u ate grass yesterday.

United front 4 this season. Be jealous

Shukusheka:
Not full grown ass men on this thread hating on kids doing their job playing for Chelsea. Calling these kids corny ass names like you guys are still in Junior secondary school.

honestly. I still dey wonder if sense gum them here.