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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by shadrach77: 3:31pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
the policeman must use the word "move" when they are arresting someone |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 3:32pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
...When the degree of 'witchness' of a witch is determined by the intensity of her eyes 'shining'. If she doesn enlarge her eyes beyond bulging capacity,then she is not a full-blown witch. 8 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ochallo: 3:33pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when the opening credit lasts for ten minutes and things like transport, catering services and even phone numbers come up on screen. when desmond eliot screams while he is playing angry when nkiru sylavanus cries when genevieve kisses someone 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Fhemmmy: 3:33pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
^^ Lol |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:34pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When the security man faces the camera and utter some gibberish things to viewers, whether na to make me laugh, i no know. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by arantess: 3:35pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when they make love with their boxers and tights on{how did u guys miss this} 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 3:35pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
...When a new born baby is fully clothed,not crying,huge and even eating semi-solid food 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by afrobaby(f): 3:36pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
meyawe: The gateman is so silly that he can be insulting his Boss(es) right in there presence without getting fired....Wonder if that is possible with the rate at which people sseek for employent... Example is baba suwe, lol 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by saydfact(m): 3:37pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
some1 tells a story from way back...... wetin dem dey call am self? 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by gulfer: 3:37pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a character like Mr. Ibu tries to make u laugh with his lines but what makes you laugh is actually his shape and outlook. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by lordy(m): 3:37pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
-Slaps start raining Dem like slap for Nollywood! -Car accident scenes are always preceded by the driver swerving to the left and right, losing control before hitting something, most likely a ditch or a tree -A modern day Igwe acts like the President, Judiciary, and Police of his domain. His judgement is final, even death sentence! -The rich young bachelor always live all alone in a big palatial duplex and uses Hummer and a Range -KOK always act the baddddtttt occultic guy, Patience Ozokwor always play the wicked, domineering mother to one dummy son, Tony Umez, and Charles Okafor(Uncle Way, Mr Ibu) is always a slowpoke...ehehehehehehe -A son leaves Lagos for his hometown in the east by bus in the morning and his mother is welcoming him home by noon. Whether it's the same day or next day, I'm not sure sha o...ehehehehehe -The lil boy or girl have difficulty remembering his/her lines and picks his/her words one by one. I'm not done yet, I'm coming with more... 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ndidibabe(f): 3:41pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Mmuo Okija: - When it is marketed and distributed at 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 12 Idumota lane or Pound road Aba.Infact, u nailed it. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by gulfer: 3:41pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When the police scenes are actually the last thought about by the producers (reason for the ill-fitting uniforms and uncoordinated acts from these scene. When the Policemen have to throw themselves on the grass or in a gutter without a shot from the bad guys and roll right there in the open and the bad guys don't take them out. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by folahann(m): 3:42pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When u hear fake accent when the microfone is showing at the top when a nightclub scene makes up half of the movie, it only shows people dancing |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Fhemmmy: 3:43pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a vehicle they left home with is different from the one they had an accident with . . . Saw one movie, they left home with Black Range Rover and when they claim they had an accident, they were inside a black pathfinder . . . Who are they fooling? 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Sijo01(f): 3:44pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
...Patience Ozokwor is always playing a wicked character. ...98% of MIL ar nt in support of deir son's marryin who dey wanna get married to. ...a character is an undergradute yet it never shown wen he or she was recivin lectures, den 4/5 yrs lera, he/she is already in millions |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 3:44pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a housewife needs a little girl toflex her fists on |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by livin: 3:45pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
To God be the glory. Watch out for part 2. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:46pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when every slap sounds like a gunshot |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by saydfact(m): 3:47pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
wen the evil doer dies after confessing.......and the jobless bachelor lives in a close-to-mansion flat...... |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Magnanimity(m): 3:48pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When the movie is full of byforce love |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 3:49pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Omo mehn this thread dey sweet my belle e get potential wella to grow reach 1000 pages |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by MrResource(m): 3:51pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Emeka is still a new born baby and the background music plays ''Emeka nwa m o gini ka m mere gi n'uwa . . 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by hane(m): 3:52pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a pastor prays for two minunites and the blind regains sights, suddenly the wicked character becomes blind 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 3:54pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
...When Jim Iyke or anyoda dumbass actor is putting on SUNSHADES in a CLUB at NIGHT |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by omalicha89: 3:54pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when babalawo and d gods communicate thru a calabash. when patience ozokwor ruins her daughter's life/marriage |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by GarbaAudu: 3:55pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
It is only in Nigerian movies when a prayer warrior/ pastor says "HOLY GHOST FIRE! to an evil person and you will see fire balls, fire whips, fire missiles appearing. Wonderful! I love my native movies. 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by mikeokoko: 3:56pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
am soo loving this post...ermmm #YouKnowItsANigerianMovieWhen its not in IMDB #YouKnowItsANigerianMovieWhen you see people staring at the camera |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by omalicha89: 3:56pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When the title is"lady gaga" or "rihanna and beyonce". 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by afrobaby(f): 3:57pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
gegee: when ur mother and sisters all gather in the parlour watching the tv with rapt attention and periodically turn to each other and say "this kind thing dey happen o "lol, na u sabi When okada will never touch someone , yet the person will die or be rushed to the hospital When the nurses will continually tell u sorry when someone is being diagnosed (e.g oluwapamileyin part 2) When a lady will wear a short gown but will be pulling it down as if she was forced to wear it (e.g mercy aigbe in oladunjoye) When u can only see at most 3 offices that will make up a multinational company 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by mxxpunkxx: 3:58pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
abeg e don do ohh, before una go kill person |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 3:58pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
...When a housewife who's obviously staying at home is fully dressed in her complete traditional regalia... 1 Like |
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