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Forgiveness Palava by Tinkybabe(f): 7:23pm On May 05, 2012
LADY: Hi,good afternoon
RADIO STATION: Good afternoon,what can we do for you?
LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the AY LIVE show this weekend
RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it.
LADY: That's ok
RADIO STATION: Are you married? Do you have kids?
LADY: Yes,I have a son
RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one.
RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it's all prank.
LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets.
RADIO: Ok,where is he right now?
LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband)
LADY: Helo Love!
LADY: How is work?
HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home&make sweet luv 2u.
LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you.
HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear!
LADY: You know I luv u?
HUSBAND: Yes I do!
LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda?
HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls,what's this all about?
LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago.
HUSBAND: what happened?
LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co-worker...em,u are not d father of our son.
HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u should know.
HUSBAND: Are u crazy?
LADY: I'm sori luv,I jst needed 2 get it off my chest.
HUSBAND: I can't believe dis.
LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me.
HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past 5yrs.
LADY: What did u just say?
HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you?
RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is prank fm & u are on air.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch d A.Y live show dis weekend.
HUSBAND: Oh shit!
Re: Forgiveness Palava by JojoArmani(m): 9:27pm On May 05, 2012
hahahahahahahahahah which kind plank wit dis one oo o. Na expensive plank. Nice joke joor. Keep it up.
Re: Forgiveness Palava by Sunky200: 8:23am On May 06, 2012
I've heard a similar program before on some tvs. Its funny though.
Re: Forgiveness Palava by Ruqaya(f): 9:56am On May 06, 2012
Nice nice

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