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| Forgiveness Palava by Tinkybabe(f): 7:23pm On May 05, 2012 |
LADY: Hi,good afternoon RADIO STATION: Good afternoon,what can we do for you? LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the AY LIVE show this weekend RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it. LADY: That's ok RADIO STATION: Are you married? Do you have kids? LADY: Yes,I have a son RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one. RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it's all prank. LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets. RADIO: Ok,where is he right now? LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband) LADY: Helo Love! HUSBAND: Hi Baby! LADY: How is work? HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home&make sweet luv 2u. LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you. HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear! LADY: You know I luv u? HUSBAND: Yes I do! LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda? HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls,what's this all about? LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. HUSBAND: what happened? LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co-worker...em,u are not d father of our son. HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u should know. HUSBAND: Are u crazy? LADY: I'm sori luv,I jst needed 2 get it off my chest. HUSBAND: I can't believe dis. LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me. HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past 5yrs. RADIO STATION: Oh God! LADY: What did u just say? HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you? RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is prank fm & u are on air.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch d A.Y live show dis weekend. HUSBAND: Oh shit! |
| Re: Forgiveness Palava by JojoArmani(m): 9:27pm On May 05, 2012 |
hahahahahahahahahah which kind plank wit dis one oo o. Na expensive plank. Nice joke joor. Keep it up. |
| Re: Forgiveness Palava by Sunky200: 8:23am On May 06, 2012 |
I've heard a similar program before on some tvs. Its funny though. |
| Re: Forgiveness Palava by Ruqaya(f): 9:56am On May 06, 2012 |
Nice nice |
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