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| Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 4:26pm On May 06, 2012 |
(Abeg make una no yab me oh! It may not be ur definition of joke. So i'll say its under ETC.....) Isn't it funny...... ¤how N10,000 looks so big when you drop it in the offering basket, but so small when you take it to the market? ¤how long hours spent in the church is but short when you are watching a movie or a football match? ¤how you run short of words when you pray but full of words when you chat with friends? ¤how you get thrilled when a football match goes into extra but you complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time? ¤how you struggle to get into the front seat in a bus or when watching a movie but scramble to get a back seat in the church? ¤how hard it is for you to memorize Bible passages and easy to memorize or sing wordly songs? ¤how you believe what the newspapers say but questions what the bible says? ¤how you struggle to build a house in this temporary world but neglect your eternal home in heaven? ¤fellaz, if it is funny, then laff it off, but if its serious, then its time to change ur focus towards ur religion. Happy sunday friends! |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 7:23am On May 08, 2012 |
Really |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by toygod2: 10:05pm On May 08, 2012 |
Gosh! av got so many things to say............ 1.)Is bookie now a born again,or born againST N.L, cos dis one wey she dey try feign something wey i no know o,with this her pious talk. 2.)Av seen this write-up somewhere(stale) 3.)This is a wise word.( food for thought , for the thoughtful ) 4.)This isnt a joke, though some traces. I think we have religion ? 1 Like |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Ajibel(m): 12:06am On May 09, 2012 |
It takes 72 muscles to frown, onli 14 to smile...u've just activated my frowning muscles with your delicious dry piece of joke cracker...well done and mur injuries to ur elbow |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 3:58pm On May 09, 2012 |
Thanks guys!  |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by daQueen: 4:06pm On May 09, 2012 |
nicey 1 |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by jackpot(f): 6:53pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
booqee: Thanks guys!boobsqee dear, can we have a quickie, please? I swaaaaar i'm sooo romantik!   |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 12:45am On Jul 08, 2012 |
jackpot: boobsqee dear,so unfunny and dry. Jackass pls when will u ever make me laff?? |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by jackpot(f): 3:44am On Jul 08, 2012 |
booqee: so unfunny and dry. Jackass pls when will u ever make me laff??this gal thinks ayam joking sef. boobsqee dear, why can't you juss help a guy out with a quickie? Are you this stingy with your punnanie?  |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Dygeasy(m): 11:29am On Jul 08, 2012 |
seen a lotta tyms.. Booqee i thought yhu don't copy and paste.. Wah about dis? |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by izenco2005(m): 1:39pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
Honey where ave u been nw? I mss u jus like miss calls. |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
^missed u too.....mwah! I've got exams so aint gat time enuf for NL. @Dygeasy. I posted dis 2month ago, and not recently. Btw, i neva said i'm against copy and paste. I'm only against copying and pasting jokes dat are already posted in nairaland. If u say i copied my joke from ere, pls post d link for proof! Thank you! |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Dygeasy(m): 2:36pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
booqee: ^missed u too.....mwah! I've got exams so aint gat time enuf for NL.u commented on a post of mine saying you've seent it 134 times..didn't say u copied itt from nairaland. When next you see my joke and u've seen it before, just view and go back hm? Now that is a good girl |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
Dygeasy: u commented on a post of mine saying you've seent it 134 times..didn't say u copied itt from nairaland. When next you see my joke and u've seen it before, just view and go back hm? Now that is a good girlyes and i repeat i've seen it more dan 134times! And its from here nairaland jokes section dat i saw dem, and dat where u copied it from. Okiez now..... |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Dygeasy(m): 2:43pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
booqee: yes and i repeat i've seen it more dan 134times! And its from here nairaland jokes section dat i saw dem, and dat where u copied it from. Okiez now.....hw can I be so daft as to copy a joke on nairaland and re-post it on nairaland? Yhu can't be too sure either.. Whatever its settled..no offences no grudges.. Chop knuckle |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
Dygeasy: hw can I be so daft as to copy a joke on nairaland and re-post it on nairaland? Yhu can't be too sure either.. Whatever its settled..no offences no grudges.. Chop knuckleoya nah. *hit my knuckles with dygeasy's knuckles,  |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by LaryBoy(m): 5:22pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
booqee: oya nah. booqee: oya nah. booqee: oya nah.Nice One... I Believe You can Do Better. |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
^^ |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by toygod2: 4:39am On Jul 10, 2012 |
[b][/b]boobsqee dear, why can't you juss help a guy out with a quickie? Are you this stingy with your punnanie? LWTMB.. @Booque, haba ,u too stop forming hard - to - get now. Help d guy naw, afterall a friend in need,they say is a freind in deed. LOLS |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 7:10am On Jul 10, 2012 |
^so dry..... |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Dygeasy(m): 11:42am On Jul 10, 2012 |
toygod2: [b][/b]boobsqee dear, why can't you juss help a guy out with a quickie? Are you this stingy with your punnanie?what are yhu talking about?? Wich guy needs help? U soliciting for urself.. Toyhuman |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Dygeasy(m): 11:45am On Jul 10, 2012 |
booqee: oya nah.orkaaayyy.. *taken back with d latter*.. #Brows raised den smiles |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 11:47am On Jul 10, 2012 |
Dygeasy: what are yhu talking about?? Wich guy needs help? U soliciting for urself.. Toyhuman Here is the joke! fuhahahahahahahahah bunannanannanananan Toyhuman ni..... Toyboy! toydog! Toyfool................ |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by toygod2: 10:59pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Here is the joke! fuhahahahahahahahah bunannanannananananToyhuman ni..... Toyboy! toydog! Toyfool................ I dont have time to converse with a SUPER-MONSTER,jst went thru ur profile now and guess what? U are so uglyyyyyy,that you even make onion cry. CHAI, NA RECORD SHA |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Homar(m): 11:10pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
That boogee is opening useful thread is because i visited her cowbell Industry and she never remained d same again . Abeg make una hail me o . |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Dygeasy(m): 9:13am On Jul 11, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:i laff wit yhu buh in style |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Dygeasy(m): 9:14am On Jul 11, 2012 |
toygod2:hey man calm down! Dont take it to the bones huh? I still laff tho! |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
Homar: That boogee is opening useful thread is because i visited her cowbell Industry and she never remained d same again . Abeg make una hail me o .eerrr...no offience sir, beht u dont look familiar |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by bright007(f): 10:34pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
@boobsqee:How is your milk industry?Hope it is doing well in terms of expansion? I have å BD gift for u ...guess wat...... It is...., Ån iron bra of size 250...and u know wat?...it is grade one....I bought it from super...I know u will like it...don't forget to meet me at dat sharp corner for some tangling... |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by bright007(f): 10:36pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
@boobsqee:How is your milk industry?Hope it is doing well in terms of expansion? I have å BD gift for u ...guess wat...... It is...., Ån iron bra of size 250...and u know wat?...it is grade one....I bought it from super...I know u will like it...don't forget to meet me at dat sharp corner so dat I can put them on for u....also don't forget our usual tangling! |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by Nobody: 7:13am On Jul 12, 2012 |
^^i aint no lesbian! . Get thee behind me she-devil! |
| Re: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by jackpot(f): 9:47am On Jul 12, 2012 |
Homar: That boogee is opening useful thread is because i visited her cowbell Industry and she never remained d same again . Abeg make una hail me o .lmao. . .care to expantiate? Cos i am interested in tapping |
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