Rich dad: i disown you kevin, for doing that
rich son: dad, pls i'm sorry. I give u my word, i'll never repeat it
poor dad: ade, i disown u for doing that
poor son: me sef i disown u, i for don disown u tey tey, i just don't know how i go talk am.
Rich mum: cynthia, why did u steal the chicken in the stew? Go to ur room now and don't come out till next tomorrow
rich daughter: mum, i'm sorry, i promise not to do that again
poor mum: why did you steal the chicken in the stew? Thah will be your food for the next two days and come over here and stood down.
Poor daughter: mummy, it was the rats, i saw them eating the chicken, i tried to stop them but they were so much that they attacked me
rich dad: my girl pls let me in, so that i could at least explain my self
rich daughter: father, get away, i don't wanna see you
poor dad: open the door right now before i kick it and when i do that, u'll regret the day you were born
poor daughter: (rushes to the door and open it).......

This joke is impressively dry. More bruises to your elbow as you keep on delivering mouth-drying jokes for all joke members

Joke rating: 4%
Just for d time u wasted typing

Menh! i hate the way people on cheap drags write their jokes.... This Yoke is fucking DRY...............

Don't know why am here......

Bleep!!!!!!

Tnx@all

Ruqaya: Tnx@all

let them say abi.....no be new thing 4 here............lol
BTW; where do u fall in2 in d context?

Exponental:
let them say abi.....no be new thing 4 here............lol
BTW; where do u fall in2 in d context?

no need to lie, middle class

Ruqaya:
no need to lie, middle class

on d fence?

Ruqaya:
no need to lie, middle class

Your joke doesn't have anything about the middle class.

Exponental:
on d fence?

no!
@kola, later

Wowww this joke say much about me, hahaha just done begging my dad not to punish me with my monthly allowance of #1.000.000... Thank Ruqaya