@spottie
its clear you're not a rapper at all, you're just a product of listening to a few rap albums,watching smack dvd etc and going to the "I too can do it" seminars, 

whats a line lifter,
going by your terms, your also a line lifter because "i'll give it to you just how you like it girl" line is a 50 cent line

go and listen to jayz i think american gangsta, where he used about 4 of eminem's lines to start one of his tracks
the lines were from eminems marshall mathers album, it goes as thus, now i cud give a f*** less, what do i think of success it sucks, " DOES DAT MEAN JAYZ IS A THIEF

also on a lighter note, your stonecold like steve austin line is played out, evryone has used that line its even on one of my old verses which i had to modify because i battled someone that actually spat it, , but the difference between me and you is that i realise the fact that such wordplay could easily find its way to anyone's head, just like me sayin i got more focus than ford vehicles, thats somethin thats not too far from anyone's mind,

anyway i rest my case, u have dissolved yourself, lol

wait a minute , i've hrd that bruce lee line before

@passworded and spottie
the nigga is just plain annoying, he doesnt understand the rap game, people like him would call jay-z a thief, highly hilarious, no wonder people are already judging me as the winner in 9jahiphop.

all spotties lines are already stolen and played out,

i'm stone cold like steve austin , wacko spotto

passworded lets forget this immatured juvenile called superted , i mean spottie and lets move on .
we are both way out of his class, the nigga finks we are still undergraduate students in unilag, hilarious

y'll is makin this whole isht tirin, wats up wit the judge? if this isht aint gonna be judge n y'll just wanna go round messin it up men end the frakin thread

@ALL RAPPERS,JUDGES,FOLKS IN DIZ ROOM
Bring the crowd and I'm loud _In Nairaland_
It is jayon fuckin' baby got these rappers in my stomach
Yumi, I'm takin' it I ain't asking them for nothing
If you make a million lyrics we can battle for d fame
I rather rap or put lyrics here on a sunday
Watch a football game and bet it all on one play
Still stuntin' baby yes I'm still flossin
Latest flowz on the market wit the top peeled off it
Big wordz make it look a lil bulky
You look a lil salty have ya' self a chill coffee
Chill out the girls is still out
Even though I am a boss and got papers to fill out
I'm busy I got paper to reel in
God I hope they steppin' at the end of my rod
And I hope I'm fishing in the right pond
And I hope you catchin' on to every line
Who am I? Jay baby
keep it realer than most I know your feelin it
Cristal on ice I like to toast I keep on spillin it
Bone crushers I keep real close I got the skill for this
On my back the fliest clothes lookin ill and shit
Transactions illegitimate cause life is still a bitch
And then you die but for now life close your eyes and feel this dick
Since diapers had nothin to live for like them lifers but
Makin sure every nigga stay rich within my cipher
We paid the price to circular success they turned my mic up
I'm 'bout to hit these niggas wit some shit that a light they life up
If every nigga in your clique is rich your clique is rugged
Nobody will fall cause everyone would be each others crutches
I hope you fools choose to listen I drop jewels bust it
These are the rules I follow in my life you gotta love it
Jayon lookin gully in the joint
If y'all niggas ain't talkin 'bout large lyrics what's the point
this for the judges in this rap Game Same coach, same game, been starting
, Same triangle offense
I come through the lane like dargent
Refree niggas is lame they call charging
I have no brain I'm retarded
We are not the same I'm a Martian
You can be my Jane I'm your Tarzan
I'm from the jungle where the snakes is all poison
I am magnificent like Marcus
You might wanna fall back like August
Or late September whatever you call it
I hit niggas in the head like Vonage
I am talking to no particular audience
But understand I'm the guardian
And understand there won't be no guarding him
You will just get played like an accordion
I don't give a damn if u fail me
I knw sum of ya 're like mr lecturer idris
u better catch like ur man Steve Largent
Because I'm "What's up" like "Martin"
Bitch im Mack Maine
I got tha heart of a king, blood of a slave
feel like i been there before, my second time to the grave
but its one life to live, thats why im gettin paid
off a flow thats priceless, i just got it appraised
spit like i need a raise
blaze as i gaze, at the stars and ask the lord
why the culprit at the pall pit
it make me sick to my stomach
thats why i rap, like a pregnant woman i dont spit i vomit
so pay homage me and wayne two G's
like twenty hundreds
and we keep the semi's blunted
and we live like brothas from anotha
so f**k with him and mack gonna react like you did me something
thats a hint to you David
throwin shots at Goliath
this the new testament, where the victor is tha giant
so you should get your way and lose the hate
remember males shouldn't be jealous, thats a females trait
so please bow for me dudes and chics
ooooooooooooooooooh ya feel it

Chorus: Diz for the Niggers in Rap Room(mic check mic check)
please take a bow come on dude
cuz the rap king his here on you foolz
you ain't see nutin like diz toolz
i got 2 put ya on new shoes
so put jayon on ur dues
cuz am ur new King

@JUDGE
why is this thing taking ages to judge?, my mouth is itching to bust flowshows in the quarter finals on anyone.judge it now

@spottie/jayon
keep running ur mouths, flowshow is waiting patiently for you . pray u dont jam me in the quarter finals

@passworded
dig ur style men,, good lyrics .good punchlines, nuff respectz

@young digi
what exactly is the point in all this non-directional arguments of yours?

@sharn06 and emyzwon
nuff respectz to the two honeys in da booth. both of ya keep doing ya fly thingy

@everyone
good competition , but let the judge release the results quickly. in fact right now

@ pass word
dude am not cursin no more
2ndly there is 2 much hate in the air so u are prone 2 write what u feel
u know deep in  u i did not steal any punchlines
as smack dvd dude listen well and pin point any verse i stole or re consructed
3rdly stone cold stuff was a freestyle i dropped @ the wrestle mania battle flick in houston
so if u come up with i stole that i smile
u are not my class thats cool with me because i av long long graduated
i rep nigeria thats d truth but lived 10 years of my life in california (oakland) 4 real
bin naija 4 13 years now am on my internship with shell nigeria
just how u like it girl is a hilarious quote we use when u trynna make fun of a dude
its not just fities

@ bola
u know u did not take em
am in the office smillin rite now
am like this dude b jokin
lets do it the strictly unbiased way (thread)
are u dowm

@ pass
u are my men
i aint hatin
may b i was a little bit shifty
but lets squash this shit lets
throw a little battle life
@ d bamboo wheneva u want it am down
thanx
please no hatin
lets just BATTLE

@ everyone
i am so sorry this has taken so long.
forgive me.
i ll post results in the next 30mins.
cheers

@bolaji
@DJHILLS
WHAT DO You MEAN BY COUNT You OUT, YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN THE COMPETITION , MAKES ME FINK You HAVE ANOTHER USERNAME YOU USE IN BATTLING IN THE WORLD CUP, INTERESTING.

u knw very well dat i cant rap, dat i luv rap does nt mean im a rapper talkless of battling. rap no b by force, we know d thread is urs do wat u want 2 do wit it.

men!!! i tot d hating is over, wats up?

SECOND ROUND RESULTS ARE OUT NOW. THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

SHARN06 VS TECKZILLA

SHARN06
punchlines -1 godzilla, better stay in your cage
because i'm bout ta wage war now
on ya
& u don't wan taste ma rage
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 You take a piece
I take the cake
I'll shatter you to pieces,
teck-zill-a, I pull ma stunts to burn
Hey wrecked-gill-man,fish, u still got a lot-a learn!
rhymes-7 CAGE,RAGE,RANGE,DERANGED,FAME SHAME,ONE DONE,FOOL COOL,FAME SHAME.ONE DONE

JUDGES COMMENT- GOOD RHYMES BUT LITTLE PUNCHLINES
NEEDS IMPROVEMENT ON HARD CONTENTS AND WORDS THAT PUNCH

TOTAL -10

TECKZILLA
punchlines -7 see the writing's on the wall,I just aim and shoot
u couldnt kick game if your studying kung-fu
just because u got tits and prolly a little ass
doesnt mean u aint going to feel the sting of my blast
sharn- o 6, she rhymes? no shit!
her verse? all i see is a chicken throwing fits
and a senTence wiThouT you ainT compleTe?
lets hear you say that line above without using the T
so drop the mic,u better off playing with a barbie doll
and when peeps hear u battled the teck,they be like LOL
since you hardcore like porn,might be the cat that would be eating ya
concerning rap,you'r wanking, your the only one feeling yourself
and to the other GURL,who said I aint posted nuffin
all she gets is the middle, lets see you say something, , FutherMucka
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 and a senTence wiThouT you ainT compleTe?
lets hear you say that line above without using the T
rhymes-2 COMPLETE,T,FAME,FRAME

TOTAL -11

TECKZILLA WINS

JUDGES COMMENT, WEAK CONTENT,WEAK VENOM,PUNCHLINES COULD BE BETTER

EMMYSWON VS FLOWSHOW

EMMYSWON
punchlines - 1 Mr. Flowshow, u go too slow
got me thinkin this is a no show
delivery -0
metaphors-1 It's worse than hell, even Satan is on his knees
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 Ever heard of emmyzwon?
I mean Emmy - haz - won
rhymes-3 BLEED KNEES SEED BUNDLE PUZZLE TURN SUN

TOTAL-6
EMMYZWON-GOOD TRY BUT NEED A POWER FILLED CONTENT,USES RHYMES ONLY.
NO PUNCHLINES ,METAS ETC

FLOWSHOW
punchlines -6 djhills u said this emmyswon guy is a girl? right? homo or lesbo ?
flowshows as violent as a military armoury,
i exhume ya teeths with punchlines sicker than a practising dentistry
emmyswon has won ,grammatical error, emmyzwon has just lost the emmy awards
flowshowing unseen battle artistry,my wet dreams impregnates this bittch in real life scenarios
emmy aint a nairaland patroit ,
even with a free nigerian anthem she couldnt sing the bleeping pledge
going first against flowshow like mts first wireless,
your rhymes will stand motionless like reltel wire-less
emmyzwon embarked on a suicide mission , i send her out in exile like an european foreign mission
delivery -2
metaphors- 2eff war bullets ,my flowshowing ballistic missiles hits emmyzwon at twice the velocity
a true planetary body, flowshow is a star like venus in jupiter
one two liners-0
wordsplay-3 flowshowing vernaculars, i capture emmy in my verbal binoculars
flowshows coming vulgar like my mama's dialectical mother tongues
my flowshows are diabolically fetish, like shina peters i battle with afro juju
a bigtime terrorist like adolf hitler, i hit niggas lifeless like bret call me da hitman hart
i forcefully squeeze out emmyswon heart and breath like bret tha hitman heart

rhymes-5 ARMOURY DENTISTRY,VELOCITY,diversities, viscousities,ACAPELLAS,MOZARELLAS
VERNACULAR BINOCULAR,MTS 1ST W1RELESS RELTEL WIRELESS

TOTAL-16

FLOWSHOW WINS

JUDGES COMMENT-POWERFUL CONTENT,INTIMIDATING SPITTING.OK PUNCHLINES

YOUNG DIGI VS GANJAMIND

GANJAMIND
punchlines -1 when im done witcha u'll b mo sorry than akon
so u gotta try harder dan bone thugs to stay on
delivery -1
metaphors-3 lyrically devour em no mortal is defeatless
burnin your lungs wit so much heat on your chest
i blaize like d furnace got u meltin like cream
young digi or young *** don't want to b messin wit my team
i reign supreme aint gotta Bleep for tracks to gain recognition
been blaizin in shitta before blaize made a definition
one two liners-0
wordsplay-3 mi blood too strong i don't mean its thickness
iller dan ill,lyrically mi a choke this young cat to death
if lyrics be lyfe mi a get nuff to give d dead breath
because this battle is mine by lyrical conquest
im d war in d east the beast of the west
rhymes-5 DEATH,BREATH, MOVIE ,GROUPIE,EAST BEAST WEST,CREAM TEAM
RECOGNITION DEFINITION

JUDGES COMMENT-CONTENT NOT DESTRUCTIVE ENOUGH.WEAK PUNCHLINES

TOTAL-13

YOUNG DIGI
punchlines -7
duke if u from nigeria yar'adua must be ashamed of u/
if nairaland server crashes everyone should be blaming u
for such pathetic efforts your pops should be taming u/
ganjamind??, fire burn whoeva gave that name to u/
i'll rip this bitch faster than shonekan's reign as president
and i should slap u and whoeva provide ya ganja/
i never seen so much guntalk by a cyber-gangsta/
stupid slowpoke while u say u the beast from the west,
i gotch your sis in a S class beast gettin wet/
even on tollfree numbers dude cudnt get through a hot line/
u a collector's item cus suckas like u are hard to find/
well i guess that is waht it takes to have a ganja mind/
wrap it up
delivery -1
metaphors-1 before my super eagle leave 10 in your shirt like okocha
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 as u see me so, like 2face look me as your brother/
before my super eagle leave 10 in your shirt like okocha/
rhymes-6 BLAMING TAMING, KIDDIN THINKIN,PESTILENCE,PRESIDENT,GANJA ,GANGSTA
WEST WET,TIME LINE

TOTAL -16

VERY CLOSE BATTLE BUT YOUNG DIGI WINS

JUDGES COMMENT : duke if u from nigeria yar'adua must be ashamed of u/
if nairaland server crashes everyone should be blaming u

FIRST TWO LINES OF THIS LOOKS LIKE A 106 N PARK REFINED JINS LINE TO ME, BUT
BUT WITH THE NIGERIAN CREATIVITY IN IT HE STILL DESERVES THE POINT

ON THE OVERALL EXTREMELY GREAT WORK DONE ON RAP CONTENT,
VERY STRONG CREATIVITY AND PUNCHLINE POWER


SPOTTIE VS JAYON

SPOTTIE

punchlines -9 I NO B HEN BUT AMA TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHICK
You ARE NOT CONSIDERED HUMAN
You IS AN ANT- JAYON
D TYPE OF WEAPON I USE ON You PEST IS A BAYGON
SHE B LIKE 'I NEVA KNEW MY BOYFRIEND WAS AS WACK AS IDRIS ABDULKAREEM
TRYING 2 RAP BATTLE LIL WAYNE'
I AINT CHAMILLIONAIRE BUT LIKE WASTE TRUCK DRIVERS CATCH ME RYDIN DIRTY
IF You WAS THAT COMPTON- X-GUNIT RAPPER
I THROW SALIVA ON You
AND TELL UR SHORTIE THAT I SPIT GAME
I KIDNAP You & GIVE YOUR FAMILY 30MINS 2 PAY D RANSOME LIKE DR KUTI
DUDES THAT I AV BATTLED CALL ME CURIOUSITY COZ I KILL You CAT
LOOK You NO GET TEETH BUT NA You WAN BACKBITE?
I BRING DARKNESS 2 YOUR HOOD ALL TIME
SO I WONDA HOW You WANNA MAKE HAY WHERE THERE IS NO SUNSHINE
delivery -1
metaphors-1 I NO DEY FEAR FACE, NA You I DEY LOOK
You DEY FEEL PAIN 4 BODY COS MY EYE DEY CHOOK
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I KIDNAP You & GIVE YOUR FAMILY 30MINS 2 PAY D RANSOME LIKE DR KUTI
rhymes-7 JAYON BAYGON,MEEK CHICK,LOOK CHOOK,INSANE,LIL WAYNE FLIRTY DIRTY,SCREAM,KAREEM
DUTY,KUTI

TOTAL-19

JUDGES COMMENT-BEST OVERALL PUNCHLINES SO FAR, ALMOST EACH LINE WAS A PUNCH
NEEDS TO WORK ON DELIVERY AND RAP STRUCTURE.PUNCHLINES ARE VERY VERY GOOD

JAYON
punchlines -3 Disconnect a boy like a damn change number
Uhhh, hang up and try again
I kill ya, wake ya up, and make you die again
Bang! Die bitch nigga die I hope you bleed a lake
I'ma play x-ray, helpin' y'all see the fake DJ HILLS(SPOTTIE)
delivery -2
metaphors- 1 They got a whole lot to say but I don't listen
Call me automatic Jayon bitch I keep spittin', pow
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I'm just tryin' to be the great, tryin' to get a piece of cake
Take it offa your plate, eat it right in your face

rhymes-4 respect it,disrespectin'Spottie,dredie ,GROUP E,GREAT,CAKE ,FACE

JUDGES COMMENT-CONTENT AND BATTLE HUNGER LACKING.
BUT HAS GREAT PRESENTATION BUT WEAK PUNCHLINE POWER.NEEDS TO WORK HARDER

TOTAL-11

SPOTTIE WINS

DEJILEGS VS DR HYDRO

DEJILEGS
punchlines 8-so she asked - gene-gene, are u in-in?, because' i feel no thing-thing
so all u got is balls-balls with not real tin
men, i feel your pain-pain but i aint no T-pain
so she asked - gene-gene, are u in-in?, because' i feel no thing-thing
so all u got is balls-balls with not real tin
men, i feel your pain-pain but i aint no T-pain
now i can't even find u, ooh God i evaporated u
now what am i going to tell d judge!
Edioso, heard u ar d mafioso
i jus got hydro hydrolysied, d analysis is stil electrolysis
yea hydrogen- its jus an element wit no taste, no smell, no colour. he's a gas n d lightest substance known
so thats who i was to battle with?
oh shit, - he surely was a misfit, wonder ow he got his feet into this fleet
so so Edioso, i actually asked him about 'ayo'
only he didn't know, that,
its a game n its a name, its my name and its my game, its called the RAP GAME
delivery -2
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 its a game n its a name, its my name and its my game, its called the RAP GAME
rhymes-10
TIN TIN,THIN THIN,FIN FIN,T-PAIN,PAIN TRAIN,HOME ROME, COLISEUM ,MUSEUM
HYDROLYTE ELCTROLYTE,LIGHT,MC LYTE,RIGHT,SHIT ,MISFEET, FEET FLEET

JUDGES COMMENT-BEST RHYMES AND DELIVERY,BATTLE VERSE TOLD A STORY WITH GOOD CONTENTS

TOTAL-20

DR HYDRO

punchlines -4 I'm throwing out the wicked like God did the devil,
i just can't find your legz again
my dogs so hungry!!! 2day they feed on your leg
you brag about your leg
i see you!! trekking everyday
you beta just mellow, i see you laying low like a donkey
hydrolyte my ass,Ooh, boy, your breath is SO harsh,
cover your mouth up like you've got SA RS."
if they found you dead please judge push the blame on me
i am guilty for the crime, i need some poetic justice
you got infected with a virus, know i am so dangerous
so you beta stay dead, we don,t need you any more
delivery -1
metaphors-1 I'm sweet like licorice, dangerous like syphilis."
"Me without a Mic is like a beat without a snare,
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-3 MASTER POSTER,MELLOW DONKEY,PASTOR DOCTOR

TOTAL-9

JUDGES COMMENT CONTENT NOT STRONG, LACKED STRONG PUNCHLINES
UNLIKE A RAP BATTLE MORE LIKE A REPORT.NEEDS MORE WORK

DEJILEGS WINS


JOO CHET VS PASSWORDED

JOO CHET

punchlines -1 derelicts who bring beef, I know heavy-weights who fix teeth
you are that toothless dog who is still learning to rhyme
delivery -
metaphors-
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-3 DICTIONARY CAUTIONARY, HATE ,IT, IT ,TEETH

TOTAL-4

JUDGES COMMENT- VERY POOR CONTENT,MORE LIKE A TALK NOT A BATTLE.
NO BATTLE PUNCHES THROWN, WEAK VERSE TO BE CONSIDERED A GOOD BATTLE

PASSWORDED
punchlines -8 punches hit your temple hard nigga your so doomed.
rap was ma jones when u were still a sperm swimming towards an ovum
barely read your diss verse with d fake hatin and all
of course your rhymes are like shot clocks they're associated with balls
d only time im really crushed on is when your chic sees me
im safer than your chic even after u have sex with her
u shoot blanks, her pregnancy was from the maths lecturer
your flows just don't go like texts msgs on christmas day
burial is like lego to you, kid, u should make arrangements,
eatin' all these wack emcees is really startin to make my tummy run
delivery -2
metaphors-2 crush me that is fantasy like what pixies be
whoop u red from blue i'm acidic in a litmus way
one two liners-1 me battling u?, nah im literally bullying u,
stay off rap, you're empty, who are those fooling u?
i drop punchlines, like i spit newspaper statements,
wordsplay-1 i be (bee) dope, rap is where i get ma honey from
rhymes-4 TRANSFORMING GROUNDSTORMING,REPRESSION ,DEPRESSION ,MAY ,DAY,STATEMENT ARRANGEMENT

TOTAL -18

PASSWORDED WINS

JUDGES COMMENT- VERY STRONG CONTENT ,GREAT METAPHORS,PUNCHLINES VERY OK ,HIGHLY COMMENDABLE
WHATEVER U SAY CAN AND WOULD BE USED AGAINST YOU KINDA BATTLE STYLE.
ON THE OVERALL VERY BRILLANT.PASSWORDED


worldbest vs bolajibaok

bolajibaok
punchlines- 3 see this insect /worldbest you is a dead bug /like 2pac without his bullet proof vest/
you is a doll-lard like barbie i smack n Bleep your dull ass like smack dvds/
even if i was an interest rate /you is like a lost profit/ no venture no gains/
like cinder the killer instinct combo breaker i break turn tables on ya delapitated forehead
worldbest u want to offer me bribes, puff puff is a snack i don't eat,call in da efcc
delivery -2
metaphors-2 am like da guiness world records/ my new battle record is set to be the best/
worldbest will fall from the best to the worst \ like a two seconds test
like the west coast rapper game/ my rap game is a natural disaster/
much bigger than an earthquake /just like katrina my game is simply hurricane/
like puffy combs ,my hair is combed up like a kombi bus am ruder than an eko bus conductor
i am an undisputed boxing champion /my uppercuts cuts up to bring your expected downfall
one two liners-0
wordsplay-13 my style is dipset/ like camron/i am deeply upset/worldbest is evicted/ nigga get set/
like modenine i swallow the entire 'world empire' like an omo ibo's garri modo
like an islamic sect,i am like zamfara i come at u like da wicked sharia sect/
am like an electric current,my currency bring so much electric nepa rates/
my short change u simply cannot exchange/mic check one -two /nigga check the changes/
a true rap wrestler/ like bam-bam u can call me big and low/
my rap style is delicious like big-lo i am bigger than bam-bam bigelow/
a true nintendo game player, like da hurricane game, my pad plays the best rap game/
like a cat i destroy this female rat' like trina u can call me da conceited catrina /
like spottie i am a rap general ,i turn tables with skills like a dj breakin dining tables
i take turns nigga/ u will think i was tina turner, i am simply the best
am a true player nigga ,my wordsplay swallows you like metaphorical hits/
dinocrisis like a dinosaur/ u can nickname me a play-eater (playerhitter)(playahater)/
fierce battler like tony da tiger/ i spit venoms iller than sagat with tiger uppercuts
worldbest i am a racist rap tactician like westerhof, i am a black witchdoctor/
my advice to u are technical, like teckzilla am similar to a technical adviser
at worldbest i am like a scarecrow/i crow loud at him like a croaking cockerel/
with my little cock,i don't have to Bleep your hermaphrodiac ass too hard
like a pleasant peacock my last exit lines are always so colorful and proud/
with simple wordsplays i evict worldbest like a grandmaster move from an unexpected scrabble premium

rhymes-9 DIPSET UPSET,WORLDBEST,GET SET.NINE MODES MODULE,MODENINE,DOLL,DULL,DULLARD,BEST TEST
SERVING,SEVEN BIG AND LOW,BIGELOW,

TOTAL-29

JUDGES COMMENT-THE LONGEST AND BEST WORDSPLAY SO FAR, STRUCTURE, CONTENT, DELIVERY
VERY GOOD BUT NEEDS TO IMPROVE ON PUNCHLINES


worldbest

punchlines -14 This is the nairaland award 4 d best G~A~Y rappper
Bolaji son of the lunatic lord of fuji
i thought u had the lyric enhancement
dint know this punkass was seekin for d*ick enlargement
I'm way 2 advance for ya local league
if i come down to your level,nigga i'l make ya bleed
ma ish so ill,can make you thinner than tyra banks
mi style so gangster can smoke you out like i was lloyd banks
They call me the radioactive man cus i give free cancer
tell me where u want em,i'll send it quicker than an alien laser
This kid so dull told him he was a wacknigger cus he lack rap VITAMIN
thot his cure was a drug men he bought ASTYMIN
u a joke,semifinal?Doug u just a dreamer,Like naija vision 20~20 without action
i clamp your wings wit ma lyrical clips
roast u wit d flames from ma glock nd sell ya out like you was chicken and chips
Hommies hav u heard?Fifty said he the nu money cus he came out with nu class,
bj says his the greatest homo cus he came out wit double dic*ks
worldbest the punchline warhead,i trained the ghost rider
Bleep wit me ma main man,i'l tear you like a gaint spider
see ya won spottie wit quantity
I'l make your bone naked wit my lyrical quality
Am an allie of darkness,an enemy of your sickness
ma next mission is to eliminate BJ king of wackness
Retarded thug!Have brought war to your door step,like i was heculis of troy
i can hear your mama cryin please don't hurt my boy
Mouth Action(B.J) bumpin beta start runnin smash your dreams gay
son of a high class hallot
thot she had a son,never nu she produced an Alien Maggot
Gaylord,Gaydog,bout time u went straight
even if i gave u beyouncè u wuldnt know how to mate
The host of d tourney,the toast of all gays
i'l beat ya to stupor
like today was End of the Days
Now 4 d FINISHING ma words are more than Noob Saibot's brutality,
think am a walkover,sorry doug,its ma takeover
Stop consoling yourself cus all ya hear is !!!GAMEOVER!!!

delivery -2
metaphors-4 havent heard,i made your chick Hot like i was in the breast of her chest
one two liners-worldbest® d best of the best
I drop death bars,i reck them weak emcees
Spit sexy flows,shorties listen with their hands in their G-Strings
You are already a condemned Nairalander,
lyrical medical analysis proved u've bin over dissed
Thats why ya complained that your dic*k can piss

wordsplay-2 WARNING!!! Nigga am here to kill
Am iller than da HIV virus
Just a word of please i can cure your LYRICAL minus
skills-z-zzzz doug u aint up to me
ya girl is a weenie,i got her tit flinged
when i was done wit her she was stil yelling drift king
rhymes-10 FUJI,JUMANJI.LEAGUE BLEED,TYRA BANKS ,LLOYD BANKS.VITAMIN,ASTYMIN.ACTION FUSION
RIDER SPIDER,DOLLAR FATHER,SOLDIER,KNIFE DIVE,CASTRATED,TERMINATED.TROY BOY
GAMALIN 20 FEMI KUTI,VAMPIRE THURAYA,THICKER ZIPPER

TOTAL 32

JUDGES COMMENT -UNBELIEVABLE PUNCHLINES AND RHYMING DELIVERIES.100% PUNCHLINE CERTIFIED.
THUMBS UP.EACH LINE WAS MORE LIKE MIKE TYSONS UPPERCUT, MOST BRILLIANT PUNCHLINER SO FAR
NOW AM REST ASSURED YOU ARE THE PUNCHLINE WARHEAD, WORLDBEST KEEP THE PUNCHLINES BLAZING HOT
AM VERY VERY IMPRESSED BEYOND EXPECTED REASONABLE DOUBTS
VERY FIERCE BATTLE.THE BEST BATTLE SO FAR BUT WORLDBEST WINS IT

WORLDBEST WINS

SEE YOUR RESPECTIVE NAMES FOR THE QUARTER FINAL FIXTURES:

SHARN06 VS TECKZILLA TECKZILLA WINS
JAYON VS SPOTTIE SPOTTIE WINS
DEJILEGS VS DR HYDRO DEJILEGS WINS
FLOWSHOW VS EMMYZWON FLOWSHOW WINS
BOLAJIBAOK VS WORLDBEST WORLDBEST WINS
YOUNG DIGI VS GANJAMIND YOUNG DIGI WINS
RAVENZORD VS LOUDSPEEKA BOTH DIDNT SHOW UP
PASSWORDED VS JOO CHET PASSWORDED WINS

SINCE 7 CONTESTANTS WON THEIR SECOND ROUND MATCHES CONVINCINGLY,
AND WE NEED 8 CONTESTANTS FOR A COMPLETE QUARTER FINAL FIXTURE
AND RAVENZORD VS LOUDSPEEKA BOTH DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THEIR SECOND ROUND MATCHES
THERE WILL BE A MYSTERY MATCH INVOLVING THE BEST 4 FINISHERS TO
TO DECIDE THE LAST ENTRY FOR THE EIGHT QUARTER FINAL SLOT

QUARTER FINALS FIXTURES:
1. SPOTTIE VS DEJILEGS
2. TECKZILLA VS YOUNG DIGI
3. PASSWORDED VS WORLDBEST
4. FLOWSHOW VS WINNER OF MYSTERY MATCH

PLS TAKE NOTE -
THE LAST QUARTER FINAL SLOT MATCH- BEST FINISHERS IS A MYSTERY MATCH
MATCH A JAYON VS GANJAMIND
MATCH B EMMYZWON VS BOLAJIBAOK

WINNER OF MATCH A VS WINNER OF MATCH B FACES FLOWSHOW IN THE QUARTER FINALS

JAYON, BOLAJIBAOK, EMMYSWON, AND GANJAMIND HAVE JUST 2 FULL DAYS TO BATTLE FOR THE EMPTY SPOT,
WHICH I WILL JUDGE IMMEDIATELY EACH BATTLE IS COMPLETED
AFTER THAT THE WINNER GOES ON TO FACE FLOWSHOW IMMEDIATELY IN THE LAST QAURTER FINALS MATCH
BEST OF LUCK. CONTESTANTS, I BELIEVE THE MEN HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM THE BOYS
HOPE THE BEST BATTLE RAPPERS WINS THE WORLD CUP .GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

JUDGE EDOSIO

hmmm
things are gettin a little interesting,
@Edosio
your right u know, the young digi vs ganja mind battle was close, i thot the same too, but digi took it,

@evry1
teckzilla vs young digi, very interesting match up,  , wudnt u say

@evry1 and edosio
i dont know wat y'all feel but i think there should be a limit to the number of lines u can spit to make the battles fair cos if someone drops a verse with 16lines, he is already on handicap if his opponent dropped 30 lines, and the downside of this is that ppl will start either on purpose or subconsciously to write long verses which wud bring the bore into the whole thing, (if someone drops a verse b4 the other then the other guy wud wanna drop somethin longer no matter how long the first person's own was)
also judging a battle with line restriction wud be easier because it wud be easy to catch those who love to go off point,
, just a suggestion,

@ pass
thats aight

@PASSWORDED
YES YOU ARE RIGHT, THAT IS WHAT WORLDBEST USED TO WIN, QUANTITY  NOT QUALITY,
HE WAITED FOR ME TO DROP FIRST HE NOW CAME WITH PUNCHLINE FILLED LONG LENGTHY LINES , THANK GOD I STILL GOT ANODA CHANCE ,

@EDOSIO 
HMMM MYSTERY MATCH

@EVERYONE
QUARTER FINAL MATCHS UP, VERY INTERESTING,, YOUNG DIGI'S MATCH UP IS THE BEST,
AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE HIM GO HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST TECKZILLA

I MUST ADMIT THAT I DONT LIKE HIS CRITICISING,NAGGING AND COMPLAINING ATTITUDE , BUT AGAINST GANJAMIND, HE WAS FLAMING HOT, LIKE PASSWORDED SAID, I ALSO ADMIT HE CAME OUT SMOKING HOT .
HMM GREAT MATCH UP, YOUNG DIGI VS TECKZILLA

SPOTTIE VS DEJILEGS
HMM ANOTHER BIG BLOCKBUSTER .MOST ANTICIPATED , VERY VERY TRICKY

PASSWORDED VS WORLDBEST
HARDCORE PUNCHLINE VS PUNCHLINE IN QUANTITY, HMM INTERESTING. WHAT A MATCH

@EMMYZWON -MYSTERY MATCH
EMMYSWON , AM COMING TO EAT YOU UP.

@ edioso and every 1
are we doin it str8 16 bars

@bola stop foolin yourself,look hw many punchlines u had and see mine.U obviously cant compare what i spat with urs.I told you that u cant beat me with wordsplay only,now u see,hav u 4gotten u once won with the quantity?Look my words had quantity nd it also had quality ok so dont hate and just coordinate this shit.I beat ya,accept it,quantity or quality.Do u want me to post it in the unbaised thread so the rap heads wil do another judging?I'l do that anyway.See nw u r cryin bout quantity.I also want the verse limit thing ok.Sorry sha i beat the host in his own tournament."laffs laffs".

@ edosio , i think u did a muchhhhh better job than the last time, much kudos for your hardwork analyzing all these battles, and the comment thing is superb

one more question tho, i still don't understand what u mean by "wordsplay". please try to explain this to me, maybe i'm slow but i looked at all the examples there and couldnt make something out of it even on the point u awarded for my verse, i'm just trying to step it up from that notch. thanks

and yea, i agree with Passworded as well on limiting the lines

@WORLDBEST
LAUGH ALL You WANT,  I KNEW I COULD BE BEATEN TOO AND I AM MAN ENUFF TO ACCEPT THAT
ANYONE CAN BE BEATEN, SO KEEP LAUGHING, BUT LOOK AHEAD OF YOU
ANOTHER NECO EXAM FOR YOU,, LOOK AHEAD , ITS PASSWORDED,
REPEAT UR QUANTITY FILLED PUNCHLINES AGAINST HIM AND I WILL BECOME A FAN OR STAN OF YOURS IMMEDIATELY, ONE LOVE, THOUGH , GAME DEFINTELY RECOGNISES GAME,


I ALSO ONCE BEAT SPOTTIE WITH QUANTITY TOO.
MY GAME SPIRIT IS TOO MUCH JARE, I DONT HATE I JUST APPRECIA-HATE

ALSO I WILL REALLY WANNA HEAR WHAT PEOPLE WOULD SAY ON THAT OUR BATTLE
SO POST IT IN SPOTTIE'S THREAD , UNBIASED RAP MINDS JUDGE THIS SHIT , EXPECT SOME INTERESTING AND CONTRADICTING JUDGEMENTS AND COMMENTS THERE

I KNOW OUR BATTLE IS OVER, AND THE JUDGE EDOSIO SAID You WON ,
SO I ACCEPT DEFEAT LIKE A MATURED RESPONSIBLE GAME PLAYER I AM .

@WORLDBEST
SOUTH AFRICA HOSTING THE WORLD CUP 2010 DOESNT MEAN SOUTH AFRICA MUST WIN BY FORCE
THATS WHY MY THREAD IS THE MOST RESPECTED, ALWAYS ON TOP WITH , NO BIASE AT ALL,
I GIVE PROPS TO MYSELF FOR A JOB WELL DONE , WE MAY AS WELL RESTRICT IT TO 20BARS MAXIMUM

PLEASE, LETS DO THIS WITH 16 BARS,
AT YOUNG DIDGI, WORD UP, MAY THE BEST MC WIN, oNE LOVE TO MAN,WOMAN AND CHILD, GOTTA HIT THE STUDIO WILL BE BACK LATER ON AT NIGHT,

jobless people,

what are u guys rapping about

@EVERYONE
I WONDER WHY SEUN MOVED THIS THREAD TO FORUM GAMES

HE OWES US A LIL EXPLANATION WHY RAP SHOULD BE UNDER FORUM GAMES AND NOT MUSIC.RADIO

MAKE I NO TALK TOO MUCH O SEUN IS READING NOW, MAKE HIM NO BAN THE THREAD SEF. LOL

brownsilk:

jobless people,

what are u guys rapping about

lol, that was funny, sounded so random and funny

@brownsilk
silky, where u from?
ever got to check up the word 'fun'?
better still 'exhibition'
try writin a 'battle' then u'll know ow much it helps u do,
bin here 4 about 2 weeks n am findin out theres deep within me than i ever thot,
a write up says ' the human mind, once streched by new ideas can never regain its original state'
we simply strechin ideas 'brown-silky-head', laffs,
ows ur "job" going, 'jobfull person'

@everyone
wants the conclusion on the maximum no. of lines for the remaining battles, ?
working out a 'choke-slam' 4 spottie, let me know high i gat to lift him,

@edioso
u bright, u right, u tight,
why no t try a fight?

One Love to all

Hey nice work edosio, I think wat the dude said bout 16bars is wat u shuld use hence forth n for digi nice one man cant belive u took me out but its all luv n best of luck men to the quarter finals, Y'll im havin a show morrow in eastern mediterranean beach club n its gonna be posted on youtube so ill drop the link n much luv to y'll men, Ganjamind

@bola Good,u hav accepted.I aint sayin nobody can beat me ok,if passworded gat the skills to beat me,fine i aint d best.So stop the Quantity stuff cus u also would hav won with the same thing if my ish was lesser,ur lines where as long as mine ok.I am not sayin u did a bad job puttin this thread up,infact u did a good job ok.I tuk dis shit personal at d earlier stage but i had already droped it.So just drop yours ok.We are all learnin!

@EDOSIO
why do i have to be the one to wait for the outcome of the mystery match?

@ ganja, nice battle, good luck with ur show, pls hook the pics up soon

BOLAJIBAOK, don't go searchin all over 4 lyrics 2 beat me.
Drop ur sh*t now,
u still can't rank up 2 ma ish

mystery match? ok, here goes nuffin!!

I know cuz its a girl Bolajibaok will be dissing
He'll be guessing
"I'll beat her wella, what a blessing?"
How impressive!
You're wrong dawg,
I'm no similar to the bones u fetch
I'm tougher,
I leave ur teeth with a broken effect
Wow, Sharn06 marvells @ ma success
Y'all's susceptible
to ma wrecking syllables
incredible!
Just like ur pampers, i'm so good i'd leave u dry
I hate being tampered with,
I'll hit ur butt with words in diverse means
No punchlines u claim, but ma flows are to die 4
No wonder, ur girl dumped u for a used tampon
I know u wan bring to the fact that u're selfish
U only play with ur d-i-c-k in ur asshole, but I can't accept this
Batty  boy, u've got no better job than to sniff around pompom
so dumb, the remains of ur brain was left in ur father's condom
lack of conduct, where u dropped the code?
I'm a brand name whose bar code u can't decode
I'm a tsunami, u run cuz i'm about to erode
corrosive, i burn u up like acid burn tissue roll
i ain't a pirate, but ma black patch?
u ain't got no match
got 3 times the black belt
i'm only ur itchy rash
if it's so bad,
tear off ur skin
that's what girl spit do 2 ya
it got skin, what? flesh of ur chin!

@SEUN
THANK U FOR MOVING THIS THREAD TO FORUM GAMES , ITS MORE LIKE A GAME, THE RAP GAME.

MUCH LUV, AND MUCH RESPECT

@EMMYSWON
WHO IS YOUR VERSE DIRECTED TO?, ME?? HAVE U STARTED UR MYSTERY MATCH ALREADY.

@EVERYONE
WE ALL STICK TO 20 BARS MAXIMUM.
NOW THE NAIRALAND BATTLE RAP CHAMPION IS READY TO BE NAMED .UNBELIEVABLY GREAT FIXTURES

20 bars is it?, fine by me, highly acceptable!!!

ACCORDING TO THE JUDGE , here is the LATEST BATTLE RAP world cup 2007 FINALS update

QUARTER FINALS FIXTURES:

1. SPOTTIE VS DEJILEGS
2. TECKZILLA VS YOUNG DIGI
3. PASSWORDED VS WORLDBEST
4. FLOWSHOW VS WINNER OF MYSTERY MATCH

PLS TAKE NOTE -
THE LAST QUARTER FINAL SLOT MATCH- BEST FINISHERS IS A MYSTERY MATCH
MATCH A JAYON VS GANJAMIND
MATCH B EMMYZWON VS BOLAJIBAOK

WINNER OF MATCH A VS WINNER OF MATCH B FACES FLOWSHOW IN THE QUARTER FINALS

JAYON, BOLAJIBAOK, EMMYSWON, AND GANJAMIND HAVE JUST 2 FULL DAYS TO BATTLE FOR THE EMPTY SPOT,
WHICH I WILL JUDGE IMMEDIATELY EACH BATTLE IS COMPLETED
AFTER THAT THE WINNER GOES ON TO FACE FLOWSHOW IMMEDIATELY IN THE LAST QUARTER FINALS MATCH