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15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Nobody: 9:08pm On May 17, 2012 |
15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary. 14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC. 13. If you slap a military man. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 11. If you are an AR… fan. 10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC. 9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber. 8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops. 7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY . 6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session. 5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi. 4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child. 3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents. 2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force. 1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/15-reasons-to-know-if-witches-follow-you-from-your-village/ 1 Like |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Nobody: 10:11pm On May 17, 2012 |
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) .. Lmao!! Can't stop laffing |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by vb0mb(m): 10:32pm On May 17, 2012 |
Only u post d joke, only u de laugh. |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by toluing: 11:32am On May 18, 2012 |
Nice one keep it up |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Master6(m): 9:42am On May 19, 2012 |
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Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Jeovy(m): 12:45pm On May 19, 2012 |
wow, No 1 - 3 is so so true |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Exponental(m): 9:25am On May 20, 2012 |
U try...........but ur testimony is a big one! |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Dagods(m): 8:29pm On May 20, 2012 |
U almost got me dere,@olla1, anyhow u manage put small smile 4 my face. |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Nobody: 7:44pm On May 23, 2012 |
Dagods: U almost got me dere,@olla1, anyhow u manage put small smile 4 my face. Your welcome buddy, its pretty funny but lets be frank its kinda true. |
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