Akpors got fired and was made to interview Emeka to fill his position..But he didn't want anyone to replace him, so he strategically made the questions:
AKPORS: there are 50 bricks in a flying plane..If u drop one outside, how mAny are lef...t?..
EMEKA: that's easy..49!!
AKPORS: wAt are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
EMEKA: Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the fridge..
AKPORS: wAt are the 4 steps to put a deer into the fridge?
EMEKA: Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in and close the fridge..:-)
AKPOS:"bro sho?*suprised*..oh k, it's Lion's birthday, all animals were present except one, why??
EMEKA: becuz the deer is in the fridge.
AKPORS: how does an old mother cross a crocodile's swamp?
EMEKA: she just crosses it becuz the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday..
AKPORS: bueii..ohk last question: at the end, the lady still died...Why?..
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EMEKA: "enya! Leave dat thing sef"*smiling*..I guess she drowned!
AKPORS: Mtcheeww."bros abeg park well joor".No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the plane..
gbam, U may leave..

clever question and answer