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9ja No Dey Carry Last by SuperSix(m): 2:02pm On May 21, 2012
AMBALI....THE DRIVER
A white man visited Nigeria for the 1st time
and was taken round the city of abuja by
Ambali - a taxi driver.
They drove past an edifice that looked like d
world trade centre.
The white man said,
"Wow! this building is awesome. how long did
it take them to build this?"
Ambali replied,
"3 years sir."
The white man said,
"that's too long. In my country, it takes just 6
months to build something like this".
They drove past a Mega mall and d white
man said,
"Now this is what I call magnificent! How
long does it take to build this one?"
Ambali at this time trying to be more
impressive said,
"4 months sir".
"That's too bad. in my country it takes just 2
months for something like this".
Finally, they drove past the 60,000 capacity
National Stadium and the white man was
awestruck.
He said,
"Excellent! world class!. how long does it take
to build this?"
Ambali answered,
"Oga, as I was coming this morning it wasn't
there o!"
HUH!
Naija no dey carry last na....LMAO!

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Re: 9ja No Dey Carry Last by JojoArmani(m): 2:14pm On May 21, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahah de white man neva see anytin. Nice joke. Me likey
Re: 9ja No Dey Carry Last by SuperSix(m): 8:20pm On May 29, 2012
Fanks
Re: 9ja No Dey Carry Last by Lagusta(m): 11:23pm On May 29, 2012
Dis joke is ok, kudos
Re: 9ja No Dey Carry Last by BabaIbada: 12:13am On May 30, 2012
I wish you didn't copy and paste it I would have laughed.
Re: 9ja No Dey Carry Last by kunzo01(m): 7:41am On May 30, 2012
cheesy grin man gud job 9ice 1 kep it up.d oyinbo man own self 2 much

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