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Nigerian Mentality by chinedumo(m): 4:08pm On May 23, 2012 |
[size=15pt]This is my collection of Nigerian thinking Add yours Please Some Don't apply to every one[/size] [size=20pt]_All soft drinks are called mineral' _All Fathers came first position while at school. _India beat Nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turning into a Lion _If your wealth start reducing its your village people that are doing you. _Rice and stew.... Every Sunday afternoon. _Every commodity outside Africa is original. _Anybody with Aids got it through sex. _she's a Calabar girl' chai" she go sabi do...." _Every seasoning cube is maggi. _You must finish the rice before you touch the meat _Every toothpaste na Closeup. _Every insecticide na Fleet -Every detergent na Omo. -Any rich Hausa is an Alhaji, while the poor ones na Aboki... shuo!" -You smoke you are an armed robber! _If you find money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you'll turn to Yam! _only Science students are smart _Once you travel overseas you must be very rich. "As if they share money on the plane." _Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg'... lol _Every Girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. _You must buy bread when traveling. _when u loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house, and run round the house 7 times. -Every noodle is called Indomie" [/size] |
Re: Nigerian Mentality by PhysicsQED(m): 5:39pm On May 23, 2012 |
Peeing on money found on the floor prevents one from turning to yam? What Nigerians believe that and why? Sounds disgusting. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Mentality by Fulaman198(m): 11:40pm On May 23, 2012 |
PhysicsQED: Peeing on money found on the floor prevents one from turning to yam? I would like to know as well lol |
Re: Nigerian Mentality by ifyalways(f): 3:29am On May 24, 2012 |
@physics, that applies only to "picking money by the road side" lol Eg, you are going down your street and you happen to see a 1000N note on the ground which obviously slipped from someones purse. The average Nigerian believes the money is a set trap by money ritualists and picking it would either turn you to an inante object (yam, goat) or transfers your good fortunes to the person that dropped the money. Now to deactivate either of the aforementioned jujus/ effects, urinating on the cash before picking it is necessary. Lolz 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Mentality by PAGAN9JA(m): 9:03am On May 24, 2012 |
ifyalways: @physics, that applies only to "picking money by the road side" lol it actually makes sense. if the person who lost the money returns to claim it, he will be too disgusted to take it back. . |
Re: Nigerian Mentality by chinedumo(m): 9:41am On May 24, 2012 |
Somebody like pagan Nja should be giving us plenty examples PAGAN 9JA: |
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