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Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 12:35am On May 29, 2012
Saw this on fb smiley

Beer vs. Vga
1.Beer is always wet.
Vag..ina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VgA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite
beer you find a hair between your
teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VGA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your
wife may get mad, make a scene, kick
you out, etc. If you get home reeking of
vgia your wife may get mad, kick you
out, even leave you. There's definitely a
point to be had here,depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for
the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and youcan't
drive home. Ten vgas in one night and
you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VGA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public
place, your reputation maysuffer. If you
eat any vga in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VGNA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of
beer you may get arrested. If you smell
of vga he may buy you a beer.
One point to VGA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you
see flying saucers. Too much vga and
you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VGA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle labelis
boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VGA
12. In most countries there's a tax on
beer.
One point to VGA
13. If you have another beer the first
one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the
first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated
but eventually it settlesdown. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice:
clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with
vga you also have a choice, white,
black, asian,hispanic, and eskimo...Call
it a DRAW 17. You always know how much beer
is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER
20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather
nice.
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VGA: 9 That's it! The matter is settled, the
unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
ps :If you are a woman and at this point
feel angry, degraded or discriminated
against, just remember that Beerwould
experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.An extra point for
BEER ((((((((sorry girls))))))))

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Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 8:05am On May 29, 2012
hmm guess it aint as interesting as i thought. Anyway happy reading.. ..

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Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 8:24am On May 29, 2012
4,16 and 20 very funny...thanks for sharing
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 8:43pm On May 29, 2012
smiley
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by slimchi2k2(m): 8:57am On May 30, 2012
interesting and funny
thanks naira quen ada babe
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 11:52am On Aug 06, 2012
I have never seen vga before, so I can't make any comparisons! cheesy
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 2:43pm On Aug 06, 2012
^^
Lol! Me neither.. Like i said saw it on fb wink
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Mutumdaya(m): 3:23pm On Aug 06, 2012
U may be wrong i tink
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 06, 2012
Hmmm...but the (f) suggests that you have one... undecided
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 4:22pm On Aug 06, 2012
Lol
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 4:41pm On Aug 06, 2012
Lemme rephrase. Have u ever seen a pendulum? undecided
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by rammy57(m): 3:01am On Aug 28, 2012
fluid26: I have never seen vga before, so I can't make any comparisons! cheesy

grin Lol tell us more fluid no b u I see dey come frm angle 90 dat night
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by rammy57(m): 3:05am On Aug 28, 2012
Adaeze003: ^^
Lol! Me neither.. Like i said saw it on fb wink
lol Adaeze no need to check FB jus luk in btw ur thigh, u may use flash light if its too thick(the bush) wink

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Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by bunmioguns(m): 3:09pm On Aug 28, 2012
its a matter of time, dis thread is going to sexuality section
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 17, 2012
Haha
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by monyeike(m): 6:14am On Jan 31, 2013
J12: Haha

bust a nut or die trying, ehn?
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:07pm On Jan 31, 2013
fluid26: I have never seen vga before, so I can't make any comparisons! cheesy
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by kossyablaze(m): 10:54pm On Aug 07, 2015
What brot me to ur profile is to c ur pics!hw u bn?

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Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by RichyRodman(m): 5:06pm On Sep 19, 2015
Anyday Anytime I prefer the VGA to Beer
1. I have an alternative to beer (Red Label) but no Alternative to VGA!?
2. I can live 1 year without Beer (drinking Hennessy,Red Wine,Irish Cream,Champagne etc) but I can't stay 1 month without VGNA
3. Too much VGA can give me a baby but too much beer can give me diabetics or Kidney failure!
4. If I want to be naughty I can eat or drink from VGA but I can drink from a bottle of beer or refill it!
5.VGA can make me "cum" happy beer makes me tipsy sleepy and dull
I can go on and on! I prefer VGNA to beer anyday!

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