guy abeg get me the bb ping of that girl i need to get the otumorkpor that she uses to disrupt the normal working of your head.

How do girls zang guys like this?

Thanks God I've never gone out with needy girls..

I need to count my blessings.

Riodiao: My broda is time u show dat gurl ur smart 2. Tell her u've got her d bold 5 and u'll only giver her on 1 condition.She will give u d touch back.Remove her sim frm the phn ,pretend as if u taking her to d phn shop to buy d new 1.In d car stop n ask her to get OUT

bad guy

@OP

Are there still mugus like you around? This girl nor love you.

You be proper ode o.

Maga

sometimes i get marveled at my fellow men and their rate of stoopeedity,

i dont care about bein intimate but cant u just undastand yu re bein used?
how can u buy her a mobile phone a week ago and she is askin for a change and with ultimatum and bunch of conditions?

my broda i dont know how yu make your money but i am sure de orphans and needy really needs that cash more.

WAKE up, be a man and walk away.

The truth remains u are an idi¤t. Not because, yes, u were a mugun for d girl, but because yeske, u are an amateur who can't even afford a second-hand used BB touch. Why writing wit so much boxes? Na only u dey use BB to browse ni? Must we knw? Wetin make apple 3 users do sef? Fuckin retard!

I'm sure she like ds song:
"maga don pay, shout halleluyah"

Story story

sometimes i wish i were a girl

OP, tell me that this your story ain't true!
That you made it up to get us talking and catching some fun therein!!
In case it is true, I will want to let you that you have been the fool of the century!!!
Never knew that guys that behave like this still exist. You fall my hand no be small.By pandering to the demands of a parasite you are not a big boy!!, by allowing urself to be in a position where this girl is giving you ultimatum to practically throw away your money, you are just a mugu!! Real men don't take such crap, and real babes know it!!!

You got a deadly parasite on your hands. You deserve to be caned on your bare buttocks for 30 straight days with some knocks on your head to reset your brain.
However, you may redeem yourself by "wise-ing up" and taking the advice and steps suggessted by RIADIAO below:

"My broda is time u show dat gurl ur smart 2. Tell her u've got her d bold 5 and u'll only giver her on 1 condition.She will give u d touch back.Remove her sim frm the phn ,pretend as if u taking her to d phn shop to buy d new 1.In d car stop n ask her to get OUT"

Secondly, modify the topic to read something like " I have been playing the fool" or "Or I have been victim of lovescam of the century" or "blackberry phone mugu".

The most annoying thing to me is the title you gave to this nonsense thread.

NNAH guy u b mumu.......3 years and not shagging? she be virgin? abi u no get feelings? well dis is juts d only one uve told us ooo,wat about d taking out where u must have bought she and her frnds shark"fish" and taix(a drope),air time,BIS subscription,shopping,........and i no sure se u see her pant wen she been bend down to pick up some tin oooooo........ one advise ....DONT GROW UP,ITS A TRAP

Na wa o. Nairalanders dis insult is too much on dis guy. Am sure by now d guy has agreed dat he is a Mumu, Mugu and Ode as u people called him. Now wat is ur advice for him?
@op I advice u to stop giving her all dose guddies and u wil see her real picture by then no one wil tel u wat to do.

Sarah a: you be big time mumu

big one my broda

Did someone ask us to advice the OP? Please if the OP does not know what to do after the comments, then it's his business

Ur topic doesn't match ur story nd secondly I don't knw dat guys ar still crazy abt lov or relationship to a gf nd nt financee or wife.kudos to u latest mumu of d season.I don't mind u changing my bold2 to porsche.lolz

my friend re u stupid or foolish.so u cal urself a man abi.woman wrapper dat wat u re.nd to crown it al u hv'nt seen her pant.big fool.nd u hv d audacity to utter dis nonsense out.ppl like u no dey fit help in fellow guy.i no ur caliber

nhiyo: She does not love you, She loves Ūя̲̅ Money

exactly

@OP shame no even dey catch you?

chukwunwendu: my friend re u stupid or foolish.so u cal urself a man abi.woman wrapper dat wat u re.nd to crown it al u hv'nt seen her pant.big fool.nd u hv d audacity to utter dis nonsense out.ppl like u no dey fit help in fellow guy.i no ur caliber

. . .exactly my broda, such lobatans never assists their fellow male.

Miz D: Ur topic doesn't match ur story nd secondly I don't knw dat guys ar still crazy abt lov or relationship to a gf nd nt financee or wife.kudos to u latest mumu of d season.I don't mind u changing my bold2 to porsche.lolz

lolz.....

Can't u see she's only after your money

Adetayo100: Can't u see she's only after your money

Leave am, em body go soon tell am.

hmmmmmmmmmm u b ha bitch

OP is a learner..... ahahaha!

When will we start reading from sensible OPs ?

Infact guy b mugu+atm+anuohia= ewu nwoke.. Na guyz lyk una dey cause bad mrkt 4 us.. Go wash her pant naa? Ewu igbo... Mtscheeeew!! No bleep, no poko, no 10% yet u dey cal ya slf her bf 4 d past 3yrs.. Na one alaye dey shine dat girl congo 4 unda bridge.. U na just her office nd atm.. Mugu lyk u.. Lol

my guy abeg let her go with her wahala Joor...

oga, how old are u? hp u ar still in jss 3,coz a fool @ ur age is a fool for ever