doxime: Guy:waiter abeg give me a plate of eba...
waiter:how many pieces of meat...
Guy:which kind meat, i be tiger...

Drryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

~Kaylee~:


1). I can't believe you just associated that statement exclusively with broke people. This is supposed to be a joke right? I know people who are not broke (myself included) and I say that all the time. It is called having upright morals and not being "broke"!

2). Well isn't that true? Even the rich wouldn't go to heaven/hell with their money.. so.. what's the point of including this on the list?

3). On the rare occasions when I eat out, I chose to have water (plus lime, if the restaurant offers) instead of sweet drinks not because I am broke, but because I am health conscious. We also have a family history of diabetes and I wouldn't want to heighten my susceptibility to the ailment by ordering sweet drinks to portray myself as a financially buoyant person. Water is the healthiest drink on earth, if one has a special preference for it, it doesn't by any chance mean the person is a pauper.

4). Calculation errors abound in many stores. What's wrong with clarifying if the [final] bill given is with/without tax? I do that all the time when ridiculous prices are given for items I know should cost less. And my suspicions save me money most times than not!

5). With all these things I said, I use an Iphone 4 and could afford to upgrade to the latest model whenever I choose...


This post should be taken off the home page, please. It screams ignorance.

Hmmm....me thinks this Broda doth protest too much.

Next Topic - Excuses Poor People Give for the things they say.

buJu-234:
the love of money is the root of all evil...

am going to meet the Lord some day; am not after these worldly things

lol!!!!

How many shoes can you wear at a time

How many cars can you drive at a time

Half bread is betta dan chim chim...

Bukka Seller: Do you want meat with your eba...?
Broke guy: NO NO NO... I'm in a rush , I'm in a rush!!!

*Wat does not kill u makes u stronger.
*A patient dog eats d fatest bone.
*No condition is permanent.
*Hardship brings out d best in us.
*it wil b easier for a camel to pass tru d eye of a needle than for a rich man to make heaven.
*Gods time is d best
*It is well

~Kaylee~:


1). I can't believe you just associated that statement exclusively with broke people. This is supposed to be a joke right? I know people who are not broke (myself included) and I say that all the time. It is called having upright morals and not being "broke"!

2). Well isn't that true? Even the rich wouldn't go to heaven/hell with their money.. so.. what's the point of including this on the list?

3). On the rare occasions when I eat out, I chose to have water (plus lime, if the restaurant offers) instead of sweet drinks not because I am broke, but because I am health conscious. We also have a family history of diabetes and I wouldn't want to heighten my susceptibility to the ailment by ordering sweet drinks to portray myself as a financially buoyant person. Water is the healthiest drink on earth, if one has a special preference for it, it doesn't by any chance mean the person is a pauper.

4). Calculation errors abound in many stores. What's wrong with clarifying if the [final] bill given is with/without tax? I do that all the time when ridiculous prices are given for items I know should cost less. And my suspicions save me money most times than not!

5). With all these things I said, I use an Iphone 4 and could afford to upgrade to the latest model whenever I choose...


This post should be taken off the home page, please. It screams ignorance.

God bless u! I ain't broke but i personally dislike blackberry as the whole pinging shits kinda makes me sick. I'm enjoying nOkia N900 so call me a broke @ss. Oh! And also i don't do with the expensive intoxicant wines BUT water. Call me broke!

I'm gonna love this thread

Here's one

I don't believe in Valentine's day

Christmas day..I don't believe in christmas gifts the death(easter) is more important than the birth

All dat glitter is not Gold

(1)Vanity upon Vanity is Vanity!

(2)What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul?

(3)E go better

abyte: Bukka Seller: Do you want meat with your eba...?
Broke guy: NO NO NO... I'm in a rush , I'm in a rush!!!

i like dis wan
i go use am dis evening

Efo yi dun gan......ko need eran at all!

symbian03:



God bless u! I ain't broke but i personally dislike blackberry as the whole pinging shits kinda makes me sick. I'm enjoying nOkia N900 so call me a broke @ss. Oh! And also i don't do with the expensive intoxicant wines BUT water. Call me broke!

Yeah Right!!!

Most of those saying are true and will do you well to imbibe them in your world view.

Sisi_Kill:

Hmmm....me thinks this Broda doth protest too much.

Next Topic - Excuses Poor People Give for the things they say.

The sarcasm in your post could be perceived from a million miles away, but your sense of humor isn't so alluring, unfortunately.

All is vanity

Another lame and corny thread by Mukina.

bittyend: Another lame and corny thread by Mukina.

Those who wish to be like Mukina

~Kaylee~:



The sarcasm in your post could be perceived from a million miles away, but your sense of humor isn't so alluring, unfortunately.

Dead!


Bro, are you related to David Chappelle??..

Dammit dammit, God knows you're funny!

harakiri: (1)Vanity upon Vanity is Vanity!

(2)What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul?

(3)E go better

yh. . .u sniff and drink anything dt has 2 do with Christianity like it itches ur ba.lls. . .u prolly thought what u typed there made sense? greegory

Little money soonest spending...

Ijogz K: Those who wish to be like Mukina

I like pigs, and I eat pork.

Peep the difference, and stop hanging on my nutz like a faggit, butt pirate.

~Kaylee~:



The sarcasm in your post could be perceived from a million miles away, but your sense of humor isn't so alluring, unfortunately.

What Sarcasm? Jeeedus, everyone and their dog thinking they can spot sarcasm, even when there is none.

Point is - You are protesting waaaaaay toooooo freaaaaking much for a topic that's supposed to be lighthearted. No one knows you from Adam, so there's no need to list all what you have just to show you are not poor, only people who think the topic hits close to home carry on the way you do.

Not. . .not that there is anything wrong with being poor. I think it is a character builder. I won't be what I am today without it.

Go in peace son and stop letting little things get under your skin.

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
All dat glitter is not Gold

And yeah all that glitter isn't GOLD

^The loudest is always the poorest.. Check yourself, and look at the tranny in the mirror.

1. 'Bros take am easy now! na only you dey drive car?'
2. 'i dont like expensive cars, they dont have second-hand value'
3. 'what shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and lose his soul'

I don't like big stout, its too bitter, i prefer fanta or malt.
I hate living in Maitama cuz its too lonely, i prefer Mararaba or Nyanya cuz its more lively and fun
I don't eat too much in order not to have big stomach, i'd rather eat little to maintain my six packs!

I laffd hard when I saw this thread mehn! I am so damn broke right now of course whether na bottle water or sachet water, the principal word is WATER! pesin wey broke no gat options o.

They turn to preachers

Best verses are Mark 8:36 - What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul

Matthew 19:24 - Its easier for a camel to enter a needle eye than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

1 timothy 6:10 - The love of money if the root of all evil

Proverbs 22: 1 A good name is better than silver or gold.

Matthew 19:21 Jesus said sell all your belongings and follow me

Matthew 6:19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth

You shall not oppress your neighbor, Leviticus 19:13)

I'll still ask o. . .What's the criteria or criterion used to push topics to the front page?...This page aside from being hopeless,it parades verbal or should i say written excrements from most wannabes....*slams the door

Sisi_Kill:

What Sarcasm? Jeeedus, everyone and their dog thinking they can spot sarcasm, even when there is none.

Point is - You are protesting waaaaaay toooooo freaaaaking much for a topic that's supposed to be lighted. No one knows you from Adam, so there's no need to list all what you have just to show you are not poor, only people who think the topic hits close to home carry on the way you do.

Not. . .not that there is anything wrong with being poor. I think it is a character builder. I won't be what I am today without it.

Go in peace son and stop letting little things get under your skin.

Madam, if my post unsettled you, ignoring it would have done the trick. The level of my "protests" and the subject matters I chose to "protest" on this forum are none of your business so stick your nose elsewhere please.


Peace be unto you as well!