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Re: Things Broke People Say by bittyend(m): 4:48pm On Jun 11, 2012
corny and lame comments so far.. You guys are boring, and your one-liners are lame...

Let me give one classic naija 'things broke people say', follow my lead.

When there is life, there is hope. cool
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jun 11, 2012
lord, send me my destiny helper.
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jun 11, 2012
~Kaylee~:



The sarcasm in your post could be perceived from a million miles away, but your sense of humor isn't so alluring, unfortunately.
shocked hey mahn. i find sisi kill's brand of humor verry on-point. she's so attractive grin

i'm in a rush! i'm in a rush!!!
Re: Things Broke People Say by Kossy04: 4:50pm On Jun 11, 2012
Henry40: "Things 70% of Nairalanders commenting broke people say."

How else would you know? wink

Funny, this poster has the guts to post this, when she is also BROKE!!

Back when you could still view if a person was online or not by looking at the online status bar next to their name was when this girl caught my attention. Then, she'd sign in only to post a comment, and after that she'll quickly sign out. I didn't understand what was going on until I had reason to use them MTN joysticks.

Seriously girl, you're on one of them joysticks and you think you aint broke?!! undecided
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jun 11, 2012
go to yaba and buy okrika. Why are u wasting money in all these boutiques?

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Baawaa(m): 4:51pm On Jun 11, 2012
Marriage ceremony is a day stuff,i cannot waste my money on it grin grin grin

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Re: Things Broke People Say by bittyend(m): 4:51pm On Jun 11, 2012
BoboYekini:
shocked hey mahn. i find sisi kill's brand of humor verry on-point. she's so attractive grin

i'm in a rush! i'm in a rush!!!

Ain't you supposed to be dead? lipsrsealed

The dead also post on NL. undecided
Re: Things Broke People Say by timpaker(m): 4:51pm On Jun 11, 2012
My girlfriend wants me to get her a BB bold 6 but she already has a BB curve 2, no be d same pinging e dey do? grin grin grin
I hate boarding a plan its too short for an adventure, i'd rather stick with ABC transport

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jun 11, 2012
"this year is my year" grin grin grin

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Re: Things Broke People Say by dayokanu(m): 4:53pm On Jun 11, 2012
Ponmo is nutritous

Trekking from Ketu to lekki is good exercise,

All those rich people are usually not sharp.

That rich man called Dangote used to copy my books in school.

I chose not to be as rich as Bill gates because I prefer this low profile life.

I dont like all these paparazi following rich men

How can they sell this small car (porsche panamera) for 30m?

Ferraris are not good on Nigerian road thats why I prefer my Honda Allah

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Re: Things Broke People Say by dayokanu(m): 4:56pm On Jun 11, 2012
dayokanu: They turn to preachers

Best verses are Mark 8:36 - What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul

Matthew 19:24 - Its easier for a camel to enter a needle eye than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

1 timothy 6:10 - The love of money if the root of all evil

Proverbs 22: 1 A good name is better than silver or gold.

Matthew 19:21 Jesus said sell all your belongings and follow me

Matthew 6:19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth

You shall not oppress your neighbor, Leviticus 19:13)
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jun 11, 2012
bittyend:

Ain't you supposed to be dead? lipsrsealed

The dead also post on NL. undecided

eh?

@post, I dont do facebook. cool
Re: Things Broke People Say by Alfy2: 4:58pm On Jun 11, 2012
'You cannot be in more than one car at a time'
'You cannot sleep in more than one bed at a time'
Re: Things Broke People Say by Alfy2: 5:02pm On Jun 11, 2012
991: "this year is my year" grin grin grin

Hahaha, or: "Let my enemy live long and see what I will be in future!"

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Wallie(m): 5:06pm On Jun 11, 2012
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death. - J. P. Donleavy
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jun 11, 2012
https://www.nairaland.com/893121/another-immaculate-beastly-angel-inspired/4#11080857

BoboYekini: hmm, very nice car, i'll be ordering for one soon too, by God's grace. grin
Re: Things Broke People Say by OgidiOlu3(m): 5:08pm On Jun 11, 2012
@op,
I'm allergic to apple, let me buy agbalumo grin
Re: Things Broke People Say by Beautymc(f): 5:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
They can abuse and envy rich people
Re: Things Broke People Say by Lovexme(m): 5:13pm On Jun 11, 2012
Some pple adding to the list are the perfect examples of the broke asses this thread is talking about. Nonsense!
Re: Things Broke People Say by coolgb(m): 5:14pm On Jun 11, 2012
Am in a haste, i wil prefer 2 pick a bike
Re: Things Broke People Say by Chizolum(f): 5:18pm On Jun 11, 2012
shymmex: Re/tarded topics like this always make front page.

But my thread about career advice on computer networking is yet to get a sniff.

Useless thread!

Why can't you post things eunuch or down syndrome having people say, huh?

*Spits on the thread*

Why so bitter?
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jun 11, 2012
Chizolum:

Why so bitter?

How do you mean?
Re: Things Broke People Say by coolgb(m): 5:28pm On Jun 11, 2012
1. Adara
2. Alubarika ni koko
Re: Things Broke People Say by Emyogalanya: 5:37pm On Jun 11, 2012
Waste of money.
Na small children things be that my level don pass that one... Oya show us the one wey ur level dey now for wia no way i no get time for childish arguements ha ha
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jun 11, 2012
~Kaylee~:


1). I can't believe you just associated that statement exclusively with broke people. This is supposed to be a joke right? I know people who are not broke (myself included) and I say that all the time. It is called having upright morals and not being "broke"!

2). Well isn't that true? Even the rich wouldn't go to heaven/hell with their money.. so.. what's the point of including this on the list?

3). On the rare occasions when I eat out, I chose to have water (plus lime, if the restaurant offers) instead of sweet drinks not because I am broke, but because I am health conscious. We also have a family history of diabetes and I wouldn't want to heighten my susceptibility to the ailment by ordering sweet drinks to portray myself as a financially buoyant person. Water is the healthiest drink on earth, if one has a special preference for it, it doesn't by any chance mean the person is a pauper.

4). Calculation errors abound in many stores. What's wrong with clarifying if the [final] bill given is with/without tax? I do that all the time when ridiculous prices are given for items I know should cost less. And my suspicions save me money most times than not!

5). With all these things I said, I use an Iphone 4 and could afford to upgrade to the latest model whenever I choose...


This post should be taken off the home page, please. It screams ignorance.
through talk maen,some people just need to grow up.and 4 the fact dat dis made frontpage shows the mods are immature!
Re: Things Broke People Say by warrior101: 5:39pm On Jun 11, 2012
he used to call me bros back in the days nau...
Re: Things Broke People Say by Abujafood: 5:39pm On Jun 11, 2012
Things broke people say: I need cash now now!
Re: Things Broke People Say by brabus(m): 5:40pm On Jun 11, 2012
Omo, Chidi don hammer o!

Back in the days, when I was driving my 'Panel Van'

I'm actually expecting some fund

I just say make I hail you o. How's family?

There's love in sharing.

Recession no be yoruba language, even recession dey hit England.

Wetin dey abroad? You can make it in Naija.

I just don't know why. I still prefer my desktop to an iPad.
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jun 11, 2012
Say Crayfish better pass meat for Soup, Na lie! Jaare!
Re: Things Broke People Say by tpia5: 5:48pm On Jun 11, 2012
mukina's been opening a lot of rubbishy threads lately.

seun, is there a problem?
Re: Things Broke People Say by livapul86(m): 5:57pm On Jun 11, 2012
Guys, why una dey Expose Me like this na? God dey o!
Re: Things Broke People Say by Skmoda360(m): 6:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
Ijogz K: Hahahahaha.... Fins they say
"I don't want too much money, i just wanna be comfortable"
" Do you know the source of their wealth"
"Money is not everything"
"What are they even teaching them in private schools waste of money"
"Going to the cinemas is waste of money, when you can buy N200 DVD with various collections"

Hahahaha dis thread is gonna be da BOMB!!! not Boko Bomb anyway undecided grin
ar u stil gona continue or is it long story and if it is, i av a short memory record sometin of dis nature...s c h m u c k.

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