All softdrinks are called Mineral.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into lion.

If your wealth starts reducing,its your village people that are doing you.

Rice and stew.....every sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

While every commodity made in nigeria are fake.

Anyone with HIV\AIDS got it through Sex.

She is a calabar girl.....chai she go sabi do.

Every seasonin cube is Maggi

You must finish the rice before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste na Maclean.

Every inscticide na Fleet.

Every detergent na OMO.

Any rich Hausa ia an Alhaji....while the poor ones are called Aboki.

Smoke,you be Armed robber!

If you find money on the floor,pee on it before pickin it up,else you turn to yam!!!

Only science students are smart.

once you travel overseas you must be very rich(as if dem dey share money on the plane)

Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...

Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy,has slept with him,

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth,throw it on the roof of the house and run round 7 times

Every noodle is called indomie.

If any girl too fine ...na ogbanje(mummy water)and all the worwor people na witch.

Anything wey bite you for night na mosquito..

na wa for us ooo ooooooo!!!!!!!

I fear you oh...u never hear the story? na so e be na