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| Letter From Mother To Child. by diddy4(m): 5:48am On Apr 03, 2006 |
Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out. Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom. Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. _________________ |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by micklplus(m): 9:27am On Apr 03, 2006 |
Oh lawd ! this is somtin else, just imagine the content of that letter |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by ojd(m): 2:13pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Ol' bouy dis is f**king hilarious, thumbs up man |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by kellygirl(f): 11:58am On Apr 24, 2006 |
stupid mom  |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by diddy4(m): 5:26pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
dont blame the woman? |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by O4real(m): 7:40pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
diddy @ it again  |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by Z4M4eva(f): 11:31am On Apr 25, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by dabby(f): 5:00pm On May 29, 2006 |
mother is caring but silly. that letter is hilarious. |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by spikelord(m): 8:27am On May 30, 2006 |
A re-cycled joke   |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by kellygirl(f): 11:53am On May 30, 2006 |
A re-cycled joke spikelord how many joke have u posted on this forum? |
| Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by olawalebabs(m): 7:04am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Nice one |
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