How do i reduce the smell of my fart...sometimes I myself can;t even stand it..Pls help before I send people to ICU with my farts oh!!

Train yourself to control the release, the same way you control the release of your stool and urine. In a few weeks, you will be able to not fart in public and only in the bathroom. It will mean more frequent trips to the bathroom until your body adjusts. Then, pay attention to which foods cause your body to produce excess gas, and limit your consumption of the worst producers. Beans are the best known culprit, but don't rule out carbonated soft drinks.

Yea def check your diet. drink lots of water too. try and eat healthy. if you eat crap, you poo and fart crap. lol.

Egba girl: Yea def check your diet. drink lots of water too. try and eat healthy. if you eat crap, you poo and fart crap. lol.

i got some 'thingies' for them afro black sisters... nice pix...

@Chux
sorry man for going outta line, you know how dz sisters arrange them attacks...

Thanks!!

Egba girl: Thanks!!

you gotta create a thread for your admirers, not all of us want to flood ur box

oh... i almost left without acknowledging the 'thanks'... i'm now feeling like a DON...

hahhahahaha nahh.. a thread? lol. biko o. lol. hmmm Chux76, seems like we derailing your thread. no vex. but yea your farts? try changing your diet.

yeah...so as not to derail, i compensate you with these...

Take digestive enzymes, generically known as lactase, to help digest thelactose in dairy products you eat. Acidophilus bacteria, found in yogurt or available as a dietary supplement, can also help you to digest food.

Take an over-the-counter digestive enzyme, such as D-galactosidase, to help digest the sugars in beans and other carbohydrates and reduce smelly intestinal gas.

Exercise such as yoga and low-impact aerobics can aid in digestion. Moving your body will get your blood flowing and help all your organs function better.

Ginger is a natural remedy for intestinal gas. Sushi restaurants often serve ginger as part of the meal to aid in digestion. Soak one tablespoon of fresh
ginger in a teaspoon of lemon juice for just a few seconds, then chew slowly and swallow.

Drink peppermint tea or chamomile tea to support your digestive system and help eliminate gas.

i'm actually thinking about how diagracing that could be, buh...
Goodluck!!!

V_Official®:
yeah...so as not to derail, i compensate you with these...

Take digestive enzymes, generically known as lactase, to help digest thelactose in dairy products you eat. Acidophilus bacteria, found in yogurt or available as a dietary supplement, can also help you to digest food.

Take an over-the-counter digestive enzyme, such as D-galactosidase, to help digest the sugars in beans and other carbohydrates and reduce smelly intestinal gas.

Exercise such as yoga and low-impact aerobics can aid in digestion. Moving your body will get your blood flowing and help all your organs function better.

Ginger is a natural remedy for intestinal gas. Sushi restaurants often serve ginger as part of the meal to aid in digestion. Soak one tablespoon of fresh
ginger in a teaspoon of lemon juice for just a few seconds, then chew slowly and swallow.

Drink peppermint tea or chamomile tea to support your digestive system and help eliminate gas.

i'm actually thinking about how diagracing that could be, buh...
Goodluck!!!

wait what? are you some sort of dietician/nutritionist? or did you get this from google? Just curious though.

Egba girl:


wait what? are you some sort of dietician/nutritionist? or did you get this from google? Just curious though.

oh... i'm none of the above buh probably a guy trying to impress a lady
i guess it's working

V_Official®:

oh... i'm none of the above buh probably a guy trying to impress a lady
i guess it's working

ahaahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha I see.

Haba...my thread don turn love platform ba? I think I gotta start charging U 2(u knw urselves)per words you type on my thread...make I start d calculation sef..

chux76: Haba...my thread don turn love platform ba? I think I gotta start charging U 2(u knw urselves)per words you type on my thread...make I start d calculation sef..

.. per the free consultation you've gotten, i think you're owing us bunch... .
c ur mouth, hope it helps?

chux76: Haba...my thread don turn love platform ba? I think I gotta start charging U 2(u knw urselves)per words you type on my thread...make I start d calculation sef..

hahahahahahahhahahaha love platform? no o. not at all. lol. but what do you want to charge us for? you should be thanking us for responding to your question. LOL.

V_Official®:

.. per the free consultation you've gotten, i think you're owing us bunch... .
c ur mouth, hope it helps?

V, where you from?

Egba girl: hahahahahahahhahahaha love platform? no o. not at all. lol. but what do you want to charge us for? you should be thanking us for responding to your question. LOL.



V, where you from?

Oyo State, Nigeria... buh, i live in germany. My V_Official® ID got banned for a reason unknown... Nairaland is just like Nigeria, bribery and corruption...
i'm sure one/ some of your suitors bribed a Nairaland operative to ban me so as not to get you what do you think??
How i wish i payed for this stuff, i might have started planning on sueing them

ha! I dont think so man. lol. I doubt NL is like that. was asking where you from cause you said "bunch". forgive my ignorance but I thought twas a GH slang so yea.

Oh no... guess the bunch thingy's become a virus

Egba girl: ha! I dont think so man. lol. I doubt NL is like that.

probably not

I thought the thread was about how smelly his fart was?

official V and Egba gal....get these things going btw you two offline.

OP, i think for the main time, you use what you have effectively.

just release the farts where ever and keep a straight face

They will never know it was you ... even if you are just two in the room... there is possibility that its the other person.

Just keep a straight face.

Continue like that till you treat yourself.

IMO

O bwoy!!!
no do anyhow, make i no come jazz u make u dey mess 4 every room wey u enta, buh... wait first: no be my fault na, only me n fine gal inside one room, make i no come...

V_Official®:

.. per the free consultation you've gotten, i think you're owing us bunch... .
c ur mouth, hope it helps?

...U dey vex oh...Yeah...It helped tremendously..Tnx a bunch...U guys were awesome,but I still dey calculate d "lets get fresh with each other" words U 2 have used so far on my thread...abeg make una continue..I need to buy me a new SUV b4 August....

Vikin: I thought the thread was about how smelly his fart was?

official V and Egba gal....get these things going btw you two offline.

OP, i think for the main time, you use what you have effectively.

just release the farts where ever and keep a straight face

They will never know it was you ... even if you are just two in the room... there is possibility that its the other person.

Just keep a straight face.

Continue like that till you treat yourself.



IMO

Yeah right!!

Vikin: I thought the thread was about how smelly his fart was?

official V and Egba gal....get these things going btw you two offline.

OP, i think for the main time, you use what you have effectively.

just release the farts where ever and keep a straight face

They will never know it was you ... even if you are just two in the room... there is possibility that its the other person.

Just keep a straight face.

Continue like that till you treat yourself.

IMO

hahahahahahaahahahaha mehn! you dont wanna try that though. lol. that straight face thing doesnt always work. LOL. but um Vikin, um we had to add a lil bit of life to the thread

chux76:

...U dey vex oh...Yeah...It helped tremendously..Tnx a bunch...U guys were awesome,but I still dey calculate d "lets get fresh with each other" words U 2 have used so far on my thread...abeg make una continue..I need to buy me a new SUV b4 August....

me sef wan buy SUV before August. so how we go take do am? lol

Egba girl:

me sef wan buy SUV before August. so how we go take do am? lol

I wonder why i always have a thing to contribute in every crucial decision

I'm sure you guys have heard of German machines....
The SUVs made in Germany are far superior to all others (please, dunno crucify me for saying that).
while perfection itself does not exist, German machine makers try to search for perfection!!!

Come to me for private consultations (exclusive) coz i know my way around
ehm...
Egba girl first, i'll fixed a date for the others

Egba girl:

hahahahahahaahahahaha mehn! you dont wanna try that though. lol. that straight face thing doesnt always work. LOL. but um Vikin, um we had to add a lil bit of life to the thread

me sef wan buy SUV before August. so how we go take do am? lol

Miss Egba(Lol) lets do the math..consultation fees no fit pass 20k bad as e bad,but if we calculate how much words u n ur 'toaster" has used up on my thread..Una suppose balance me...counting from when the luv serenading started...so I hope una dey gather my stash..coz August is just a few weeks 4rm now.

V_Official®:

I wonder why i always have a thing to contribute in every crucial decision

I'm sure you guys have heard of German machines....
The SUVs made in Germany are far superior to all others (please, dunno crucify me for saying that).
while perfection itself does not exist, German machine makers try to search for perfection!!!

Come to me for private consultations (exclusive) coz i know my way around
ehm...
Egba girl first, i'll fixed a date for the others

Oga u dey do Ladies 1st 4 biz??U neva ready arrange b dat oh!!So as I ready buy SUV soon..u go put me on hold coz of woman No let me use my reggae spoil ur blues oh!!

chux76:

Miss Egba(Lol) lets do the math..consultation fees no fit pass 20k bad as e bad,but if we calculate how much words u n ur 'toaster" has used up on my thread..Una suppose balance me...counting from when the luv serenading started...so I hope una dey gather my stash..coz August is just a few weeks 4rm now.

Ma friend! Go and cure yourself first before you talk of consultation. Egba and Official are helping you and you are here talking.....

Vikin:

Ma friend! Go and cure yourself first before you talk of consultation. Egba and Official are helping you and you are here talking.....

I no go talk..I for dey fart..Lol...Is this ur contribution??I understand...U got nothing

if u consume a lot of milk, make sure u use the toilet at keast 2times a day if not, am sorry
drink a lot of water as well, its gonna def. help

Konnektions146: if u consume a lot of milk, make sure u use the toilet at keast 2times a day if not, am sorry
drink a lot of water as well, its gonna def. help

so what does the milk do to the body that he has to go to the toilet twice?? just out of curiosity though. never heard of it before.

Egba girl:

so what does the milk do to the body that he has to go to the toilet twice?? just out of curiosity though. never heard of it before.

as a matter of fact, i ve never tot or researched on it but out of experience, wen i consume milk my way(a lot), wen i fart, hmmm, its not a beautiful thing.