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Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 5:14pm On Jun 19, 2012
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by ayobase(m): 6:42pm On Jun 19, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy

U dey craze o...na ur uncle u dey take dey joke abi....see my tongue for out dey breath like slowpoke!

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 6:50pm On Jun 19, 2012
I laffº°sotey I ˚º≈mistakenly º°˚º≈pressº˚≈your girlfriend bobbyº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))...chai! No vex no joke section we dey haha
Re: Impossibilities In The World by ayobase(m): 7:29pm On Jun 19, 2012
No shaking!
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bighead1(m): 10:52pm On Jun 19, 2012
D a m n you man, you got me behaving like i was gonna lose it right in front of ma friends......
Awww.
Can't believe that i fell for that.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 11:23pm On Jun 19, 2012
hahah well am sorry, Its a joke and to put smile on your face LOL
Re: Impossibilities In The World by toygod2: 11:42pm On Jun 19, 2012
hahah well am sorry, Its a joke and to put smile on your face LOL
SHUT UP,its not a joke because,its even stale
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 6:26am On Jun 20, 2012
toygod2:
SHUT UP,its not a joke because,its even stale
Sorry eediot who call you here newbie ewu
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Syed2011: 6:44am On Jun 20, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy

How on earth did i fall to it angry .. i was looking like a fool until i read the last line
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Murphy7h4: 8:05am On Jun 20, 2012
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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Kassidy90(m): 2:31pm On Jun 20, 2012
Chai!!! Dnt wrry u got me 1-0....
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jun 20, 2012
Hey! you can't fool me........

i didn't fall for you....



I read the comments before the joke......





*happy and jumping*












Wait oooo

Is the a joke or an insult?






still happy shaaaaa

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jun 20, 2012
Oh dang! How i must have looked like a panting dog with my tongues out! undecided Can't believe i fell for dis mehn! tongue

Bashydemy i go still catch you! angry undecided

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by omicron(m): 9:13pm On Jun 20, 2012
Lol
Re: Impossibilities In The World by porter9977(m): 9:50pm On Jun 20, 2012
mehn...i fell that though ...nice one
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bright007(f): 11:02pm On Jun 20, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy
It is only å newbie in this section dat will fall for this stale/dry yoke dat is as dry as boobsqee boobs.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 2:59am On Jun 21, 2012
bright007:
It is only å newbie in this section dat will fall for this stale/dry yoke dat is as dry as boobsqee boobs.
dry goat. Aint funny. Try again
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 4:36am On Jun 21, 2012
bright007:
It is only å newbie in this section dat will fall for this stale/dry yoke dat is as dry as boobsqee boobs.
Ewu.. I knew you fall for that so just dont act here ok
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bright007(f): 6:25am On Jun 21, 2012
bashy_demy: Ewu.. I knew you fall for that so just dont act here ok
Mumu like u...look at this brainwashed potential bokoharamist spewing trash here.

But wait ooo...one good question for u...scrol down

















Dear bashy..when are u going to sign-up/blow-up yourself for your own 72 virgins?
You know d virgins fit finish b4 u are recruited as å member of bokoharam!
Âm asking this in å good way.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 8:16am On Jun 21, 2012
bright007:
Mumu like u...look at this brainwashed potential bokoharamist spewing trash here.

But wait ooo...one good question for u...scrol down

















Dear bashy..when are u going to sign-up/blow-up yourself for your own 72 virgins?
You know d virgins fit finish b4 u are recruited as å member of bokoharam!
Âm asking this in å good way.
bright dull, why dyu always talk like someone whose brain has melted into oil?? I need answer.

#pls no offence. #i'm asking dis in a gud way#
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 10:55am On Jun 21, 2012
bright007:
Mumu like u...look at this brainwashed potential bokoharamist spewing trash here.

But wait ooo...one good question for u...scrol down

















Dear bashy..when are u going to sign-up/blow-up yourself for your own 72 virgins?
You know d virgins fit finish b4 u are recruited as å member of bokoharam!
Âm asking this in å good way.

The day i hear you blow yourself up
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bright007(f): 12:15pm On Jun 21, 2012
bashy_demy: The day i hear you blow yourself up
are u denying ur dear religion of peace?as u know,my religion do not promise 72 virgins for blowing-up myself,so I cant do
dat.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 1:22pm On Jun 21, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy
you are just another fool
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 12:51pm On Jun 22, 2012
bright007: are u denying ur dear religion of peace?as u know,my religion do not promise 72 virgins for blowing-up myself,so I cant do
dat.
and my own religion never promise that too.. so why on earth will i engage myself in such when life is sweet idiot. show me in my quran where it says that
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 12:52pm On Jun 22, 2012
MuhMubRaj: you are just another fool
Hey goat, you dont need to call me fool for making you look like a slowpoke in front your friends.. sorry its not my fault we are in joke section
Re: Impossibilities In The World by jeezybuck: 3:21pm On Jun 22, 2012
Nice one, I was stupidly sticking my tongue out. angry

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Swodeaguero(m): 4:05pm On Jun 22, 2012
My younger sister was freaked out when i brought my tongue out in front of my phone...u deceived me man

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by joe4christ(m): 8:06pm On Jun 22, 2012
Cant believe i actually fell for this.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jun 22, 2012
u really got me @ d poster



still laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 4:52am On Jun 23, 2012
Glad i put smile on your face after trying that lol.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by mukina2: 11:51am On Jun 28, 2012
LoL. grin grin

you nor serious o grin grin
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Maleeq(m): 11:54am On Jun 28, 2012
Yeye somborri!!! grin See as my colleague dey ask me whether i don turn bingo for office as i mouth so! grin

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