"Morning!" she says.

"No" he replies, " Just walking the dog"

Why did the Columbians run away from a computer lab?
Because it said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.

why do Mexicans put their names on their car
so they don’t steal them.

No comment!

Where is d joke

Joerux u try joor! Nice one. Though i don't understand d 1st joke.

this is bull sh[i]ee[/i]t, u shouldn't be here!!

booqee: Joerux u try joor! Nice one. Though i don't understand d 1st joke.

morning- he tot she said mourning..u grab??

Dygeasy: morning- he tot she said mourning..u grab??

oh kayyy

terrifikjo: this is bull sh[i]ee[/i]t, u shouldn't be here!!

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thank you sir, for the advice.Please provide me with a GPS so that
I may be appropriately navigated.

Anssybaby: Where is d joke

there r 3 of them. maybe yu didn't understand them.

terrifikjo: this is bull sh[i]ee[/i]t, u shouldn't be here!!

Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages,
was accosted by an armed robber, Terrificjo, on a deserted street.
“Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour:
“Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.”
Terrificjo obliged.
He threw Moishe’s hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
“Let’s make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers,” said Moishe,
“otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.”
So Terrificjo shot a number of holes through the carpenter’s coat. “And now…” continued Moishe.
“Sorry,” interrupted Terrificjo, “No more holes. I’m out of bullets.”
“That’s all I wanted to know!” said Moishe.
“Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you’ve ruined or I’ll beat you black and blue!”
Terrificjo threw down the money and ran.

Moral: It's never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation!!

In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of chocolates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”

booqee: Joerux u try joor! Nice one. Though i don't understand d 1st joke.

thanx. try this one;

Teacher: What’s this a picture of?
Class: Don’t know, Miss.
Teacher: It’s a kangaroo.
Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sisters married one of them.

“What’s your fathers occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
“He is a conjurer, Maam,” said the new boy.
“ How interesting. What’s his favourite trick? “
“He saws people in half. “
“Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters.”

There was a flood in Terrificjo’s village.
Terrificjo said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" , replied Terrificjo, “God will save me!”
The flood got very high now and Terrificjo had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.
" No, God will save me!" he said. Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?".
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"

Terrificjo and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been
such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
Terrificjo wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!

Anssybaby: Where is d joke

how u wan manage grab d joke wen ur boobs don fall finish!

joerux60: In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of chocolates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”

hehehehehe! Dat pikin na AJ pikin!

fluid26:

how u wan manage grab d joke wen ur boobs don fall finish!

God of mercy..totally off-point!! Wahs d corelation btw d lady's comment and fallen bosom..talk to ur head man

Dygeasy: God of mercy..totally off-point!! Wahs d corelation btw d lady's comment and fallen bosom..talk to ur head man

Exactly my point. gerrit?

Two kids collected some wild nuts from the forest and sat down
in the cemetery on the way back home to divide them equally.
A youth who happened to pass by outside the cemetery wall
heard them speaking and got terrified.

He saw an old man coming by, stopped him and said:
"Don't go near the cemetery. Two ghosts are dividing the souls among themselves".

The old man didn't believe this. The youth said, "Come and listen".
Just then two of the nuts rolled down and went under the fence and outside the cemetery.
One of the kids said, "We are finished except for the two nuts outside the fence.
Let us divide them and we will be even".

The old man beat the youth back to the town.