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12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ikekings(m): 3:24pm On Jun 29, 2012
Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!!

Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley.....

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jun 29, 2012
shocked
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by tobechi74: 3:40pm On Jun 29, 2012
Haha .,very true...let me ad my own

can u nag for 24 hours without stoping

can u carry two loads on ur chest 4 life

can u withstand your man suck ur chest and later ur baby du d same 4 years

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jun 29, 2012
Now answer this(for d Ladies)

1. Can u buy BB porsche for a someone while u go hungry for Months?
2. Can u take 99strokes of cane all because u want to marry someone(Hausaland).
3. Can u be a doctor,electrician,plumber,counsellor,physician while still working in a bank?
4. Can u fight robbers and all the bad guys 2 protect a family?.
5. Can ur shoulders withstand an 80pound weight everyday?

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Tsmooth1(m): 7:02pm On Jun 29, 2012
Can u work all day without being paid (housewife)? 8-)

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jun 29, 2012
Can u do press-up every other night for 1 yr without fainting ?

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by freecocoa(f): 8:37pm On Jun 29, 2012
Harbioollah: Now answer this(for d Ladies)

1. Can u buy BB porsche for a someone while u go hungry for Months?
2. Can u take 99strokes of cane all because u want to marry someone(Hausaland).
3. Can u be a doctor,electrician,plumber,counsellor,physician while still working in a bank?
4. Can u fight robbers and all the bad guys 2 protect a family?.
5. Can ur shoulders withstand an 80pound weight everyday?
Abegi jorh,if this is the best you can come up with, then lipsrsealed
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jun 29, 2012
I like the third and forth one
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jun 29, 2012
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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jun 29, 2012
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!!

Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley.....

Nice one
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by xxwalexx(m): 8:49pm On Jun 29, 2012
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!!

Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley..... Oh i love this indeed what a man can do a woman can do better
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by etchel(m): 8:51pm On Jun 29, 2012
silly thread ... for a laugh. lol
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by gegee(m): 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2012
Can women walk around with two balls and a rod that can grow attached to their groin ?

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jun 29, 2012
as a man
can u keep feeding hungry stomach for eternity?

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Kslib(m): 8:59pm On Jun 29, 2012
* Can you carry another person's hair on your head comfortably without feeling guilty?
* Can you be a second husband and live under the same roof with the other men?
* Can you carry two heavy loads on your chest both full with liquid,two also at your back and still manage to walk faster than some men?

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Egbagirl(f): 9:03pm On Jun 29, 2012
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by starlightRR(m): 9:16pm On Jun 29, 2012
Do we call that bleeding or discharging waste?......i wonder the way women think

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Joeblis(m): 9:17pm On Jun 29, 2012
Kslib: * Can you carry another person's hair on your head comfortably without feeling guilty?
* Can you be a second husband and live under the same roof with the other men?
* Can you carry two heavy loads on your chest both full with liquid,two also at your back and still manage to walk faster than some men?
mehn u badt.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by donkizito: 9:19pm On Jun 29, 2012
una 2 much abeg
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by boyendowed(m): 9:26pm On Jun 29, 2012
tobechi74: Haha .,very true...let me ad my own

can u nag for 24 hours without stoping

can u carry two loads on ur chest 4 life

can u withstand your man suck ur chest and later ur baby du d same 4 years

lol
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Theyrem: 9:31pm On Jun 29, 2012
starlight®®:
Do we call that bleeding or discharging waste?......i wonder the way women think

I wonder o. Why do they have to walk in stilettos when there are other simple choices?
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by http(m): 9:42pm On Jun 29, 2012
A woman is a man's responsibility, so whatever she does, a man will still have to carry her; hence her role is still part of a man's duty.

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jun 29, 2012
starlight®®:
Do we call that bleeding or discharging waste?......i wonder the way women think
I tire for them Oooo
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by tevinsolt: 9:49pm On Jun 29, 2012
seen this many times...one of the silly things girls post cheesy
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ChiDalu1: 9:56pm On Jun 29, 2012
Funny thread. . . hehehee!!!
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by tevinsolt: 9:57pm On Jun 29, 2012
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive? -- can women carry a sack of two delicate balls?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?---- how do you squeeze those shits outta your ass?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?--- maybe if we had a uterus
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time? ---- is this one a question?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?--- smh
•Can you go a week only eating salad? --- can women fast 40 days and 40 nights lol
•Can you face heartbreak? --- yeah huh
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else? --- who wants to? but men can suppress their feelings more
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain? ---- can burn your leg with the silencer of an okada and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day? ---- you wanted to there are better and mor comfortable panties to wear grin
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? ---- can deal with morning wood everyday tongue
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!! ---- we are not sensitive grin

Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women Men smiley.....

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by dapsyd1(m): 10:46pm On Jun 29, 2012
Can u stand by roadside all alone in the middle of d night ( allen girls, prosti......)
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by seedord247(m): 10:52pm On Jun 29, 2012
Can u fight ten guys at a time bcus of punnny . . . (indian movie)

Can you suck that hole thats hotter than iya amaka stove.

Can you do blood money bcus of dick. . . . .
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Skmoda360(m): 10:53pm On Jun 29, 2012
dapsy d: Can u stand by roadside all alone in the middle of d night ( allen girls, prosti......)
lol
can u sleep men to get money except if you are a gay.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Gidikid(m): 10:53pm On Jun 29, 2012
Nawa o. Una no go ever stop 2 dey deceive gurlz/women. The one wey Beyonce use deceive dem no do?
Ikeking, u dey ask 4 who dey stronger. Shey u fit marry woman wit Arnold's kinda muscle and six packz 4 house? U just want make female nairalanderz notice u. Now they have. Congratz!
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by AK481(m): 10:55pm On Jun 29, 2012
They can last longer in bed than men
How many men can take 2 girls and win them(without vitamin v)
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by nigerbabe: 11:01pm On Jun 29, 2012
God created both 2 complement each other so don't compare only do what u were created 2 be- man or woman. No woman can exist without a man n vice versa.

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