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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by foleyx: 1:17pm On Jun 30, 2012
women are usually more ruthless than men, i worked wif one a few years ago , still gives me nightmares.
and they can gossip all day long.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by drnoel: 3:17pm On Jun 30, 2012
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
[s]Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!! [/s]


Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley.....

I only agree with the first 4 points cos the rest points are man made and the woman is not mandated to do it if she doesn´t want 2. If u notice I cancelled the rest.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Darchangel(m): 7:35pm On Jun 30, 2012
[quote author=xxwalexx][/quote]
Babes make una no go aniwia make i tell una somtine
*d child u girls carry 4 9months while walking like zombies we guys carry them in trillions in our loins yet we still play ball, wrestle, run marathons n do so many uncountable tins witout flinching
* d stuff between our legs is so light dat even a thought can lift it up. Not so wit babes
If dis aint enuf den i will unleash a full list of tins dat makes us stronger

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by philipstanley(m): 8:15pm On Jun 30, 2012
Men are strong and women are patience, dat all wat dis post it talking about.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by nigerbabe: 10:20pm On Jun 30, 2012
grin cool wink
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Educyril(m): 8:58am On Jul 01, 2012
Great one lol bro please please please keep it up but i can release like 7 times a Week without stopping o o o lol
~vicky~:


Nice one
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by MSabir: 10:07am On Jul 01, 2012
U CALL THOSE THINGS BEING STRONG? U shld knw that handling a woman too nids a big strenth. A man can handle more than that if hes naturaly meant to do it. Bt God decyd to relief those duties 4rm him by creatng a woman 4 him. WOMEN ARE CREATED TO HELP MEN CHECK UR SCRIPTURES. Am nt sayng they r inferior,ol i am sayng is that LETZ EMBRACE OUR NATURAL DUTIES AND STOP CHALENGING ONE ANTHR.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 01, 2012
Funny thread well,...i lyk it
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Ajibson98: 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2012
Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!!

Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley...love dat
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by OkikiOluwa1(m): 6:38pm On Jul 01, 2012
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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:09pm On Jul 01, 2012
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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:09pm On Jul 01, 2012
ikekings: @okiki oluwa wots ur problem y dnt U̶̲̥̅̊ migrate τ̅☺ anoda thread since U̶̲̥̅̊ tink its lame..... Gosh!!!!! Some guys hav lost it.....
ikekings, u r d loser here. We celebrate creativity here in Nairand. & not d crap content of ds topic. Everytn u mentioned are childish.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ikekings(m): 11:27pm On Jul 01, 2012
@okiki oluwa u are getting too emotional if u want to cry go somewhere else and do that......
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:33am On Jul 02, 2012
ikekings: @okiki oluwa u are getting too emotional if u want to cry go somewhere else and do that......
I dey laf n wazobia, c dis pikin 4 Nairand.
Ikekings, u no reach my level. Just evaporate away 4rm me. U hear!
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ikekings(m): 10:15am On Jul 02, 2012
@okiki oluwa yes boss!!!!
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:40am On Jul 03, 2012
ikekings: @okiki oluwa yes boss!!!!
u no well, e dey ur body.
How r u doing?
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ikekings(m): 9:21am On Jul 04, 2012
@okiki oluwa great bro nd u
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 04, 2012
We live longer too.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 04, 2012
grin
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:54am On Jul 09, 2012
ikekings: @okiki oluwa great bro nd u
I m gud.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Laitesmart(m): 5:04am On Jul 09, 2012
7pounds baby in ladies stomach 4 just 9 months Do u knw hw many years the man has being pregnant with that same baby b4 transferring it to u. Abegi... Wetin sef? No be u say u want? 4 beta 4 worse.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by jbblues24(m): 3:29pm On May 31, 2019
Fabulous work you have here. cheesy

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