A Bushman picks up a mirror lying in the field, but never having seen one before, does not know what it is. When he looks at it, he is shocked and scared because the face he sees looks just like his dead father, who he misses very much. Every time he gets sad and misses his father, he looks into the mirror and cries his eyes out.

His wife sees this from time to time and wonders what is going on until one day she grabs the mirror from him.

She looks in the mirror and sees the ugliest woman she has ever seen in her life and smacks her husband against the head screaming:

"You dog, Is it this ugly old mistress you are crying over? Now I know you have been cheating on me all this while"

The case was taken to court and evidence (mirror) was there to prove the allegations.... ............... .

To this very day, the bushman's case has not been resolved

Nice one.

ha ha ha. excellent

Lol

this is not in anyway funny

lol

FRONT PAGE? You must be kidding me

eghost247: this is not in anyway funny

typical saddist

...even to this day

the exhibit should be sentenced to death by smashing for trespassin - my candid advice. LOL

Hahhahahaha.....so interesting....may i ask...are we talking of GEJ AND MISS AFRICAN AMBASSADOR PLS??

toluxa1: FRONT PAGE? You must be kidding me

Spoke my mind. The joke is average. Certainly not front page material.

Genetically modified human beings are not a bad idea after all. Or whadya think?

nice 1

I found it funny, personally. It isn't the most clever joke, but there is something amusing about it

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hysterical.

yawwns!!!

eghost247: this is not in anyway funny

sadist, post ur own nah. or go board DANA plane.

nanidee: yawwns!!!

go sleep abeg,no infect me

snowdrops:

Spoke my mind. The joke is average. Certainly not front page material.

I wonder ooo... anyway this is better.



Okonkwo the coffin maker was on his way to
deliver one of d coffins wen his car broke down.
Trying not to b late, he put d coffin on his head
and began heading to his destination.
A police team saw him and wanted to make
some money of him so dey challenged him:
"'where u dey carry dat thing go??"
Trust an Igbo man, now.
Okonkwo replied " I no like d place where dem
bury me so I dey relocate".
The police men all took 2 their heels!!!
(Disappear before danger)

Oga moderator,pls can you give me cogent reasons why this made the front page?...As in...Like seriously?...I'll stil ask o,what criteria is used to push somethin to d front page?This topic wont make 2pages,i doubt if it reaches 1 and half.

Seriously ??,How did a bushman and his stupid wife who should have no idea of technology know there was anything as a court,anyway nice job on trying to creative, i salute that mate!

Adeniyi A.:

go sleep abeg,no infect me

soe: Hahhahahaha.....so interesting....may i ask...are we talking of GEJ AND MISS AFRICAN AMBASSADOR PLS??

yeah...d bush man's wife's fellow widow!!

canadaik: Seriously ??,How did a bushman and his stupid wife who should have no idea of technology know there was anything as a court,anyway nice job on trying to creative, i salute that mate!

exacly whats on my mind.

toluxa1:

I wonder ooo... anyway this is better.



Okonkwo the coffin maker was on his way to
deliver one of d coffins wen his car broke down.
Trying not to b late, he put d coffin on his head
and began heading to his destination.
A police team saw him and wanted to make
some money of him so dey challenged him:
"'where u dey carry dat thing go??"
Trust an Igbo man, now.
Okonkwo replied " I no like d place where dem
bury me so I dey relocate".
The police men all took 2 their heels!!!
(Disappear before danger)

#STALE!!,#PASS THE MIC!!

I quote:A plane is about 2 crash,they are only 5 people on d plane-MESSI,ALIKO,POPE,JONATHAN AND A STUDENT,nd theres only 4 parashut,MESSI took 1 nd said am the world best,ALIKO DANGOTE said i am the richest of africa,G.JONATHAN took 1 nd said i am the smartest president in d world nd he 2 jump up 2 4rm the plane,so the POPE ND STUDENT remain on the plane nd only 1 parashut remain,the POPE said young gal u can go i wil stay,So the gal replied no theres are 2 parashut ,cos EBELE JONATHAN took my school bag not the parashut.

LOL but not LWKMD.

Abdul Adam56: I quote:A plane is about 2 crash,they are only 5 people on d plane-MESSI,ALIKO,POPE,JONATHAN AND A STUDENT,nd theres only 4 parashut,MESSI took 1 nd said am the world best,ALIKO DANGOTE said i am the richest of africa,G.JONATHAN took 1 nd said i am the smartest president in d world nd he 2 jump up 2 4rm the plane,so the POPE ND STUDENT remain on the plane nd only 1 parashut remain,the POPE said young gal u can go i wil stay,So the gal replied no theres are 2 parashut ,cos EBELE JONATHAN took my school bag not the parashut.

lmao

[quote author=Abdul Adam56]I quote:A plane is about 2 crash,they are only 5 people on d plane-MESSI,ALIKO,POPE,JONATHAN AND A STUDENT,nd theres only 4 parashut,MESSI took 1 nd said am the world best,ALIKO DANGOTE said i am the richest of africa,G.JONATHAN took 1 nd said i am the smartest president in d world nd he 2 jump up 2 4rm the plane,so the POPE ND STUDENT remain on the plane nd only 1 parashut remain,the POPE said young gal u can go i wil stay,So the gal replied no theres are 2 parashut ,cos EBELE JONATHAN took my school bag not the parashut. [/quote/]




Now! this is very amusing..

eghost247: this is not in anyway funny

Don't they sell ropes in ur Area? U can as well close ur eyes and cross 3rd mainland bridge

[color=#006600][/color]A plane is about 2 crash,they are only 5 people on d plane-MESSI,ALIKO,POPE,JONATHAN AND A STUDENT,nd theres only 4 parashut,MESSI took 1 nd said am the world best,ALIKO DANGOTE said i am the richest of africa,G.JONATHAN took 1 nd said i am the smartest president in d world nd he 2 jump up 2 4rm the plane,so the POPE ND STUDENT remain on the plane nd only 1 parashut remain,the POPE said young gal u can go i wil stay,So the gal replied no theres are 2 parashut ,cos EBELE JONATHAN took my school bag not the parashut.


Very funny