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What Will You Do If She Does This? by Abiolachiefo(m): 1:57pm On Jun 30, 2012
Help a friend oh! You just met a girl in d club and you guys conversed for about a week. She came to ur place after 10 days and she came to really expectant. You kinda had to go out to give ur boss some message but assured her you'll be back soon. But before u came back,she washed your car,swept your floor, mopped d tiles,cleaned d windows,washed every cloth in d house,cooked an incredibly man crazy vegetable soup and finally wrote a letter sayin you aint going nowhere but to her heart. WHAT WILL YOUR REACTION BE AND WAT WILL U DO?
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by cindyrella(f): 2:51pm On Jun 30, 2012
I will shout BLOOD OF JESUS!!!

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by mspookie: 3:15pm On Jun 30, 2012
Most importantly,Hope u did not eat dt vegetable?? lipsrsealed
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by drnoel: 3:33pm On Jun 30, 2012
cindyrella: I will shout BLOOD OF JESUS!!!

grin grin grin did u not see this answer from a lady like her. Men that lady is one trap that can bury any man that falls in2 it grin grin grin grin

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Izuone: 3:38pm On Jun 30, 2012
Well ,she wants to hook you and she wants you hooked.
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by sweetcocoa(f): 3:41pm On Jun 30, 2012
If i were a dude,I'll run as fast as my legs can carry me.

Wtf?that's one desperado you got there.

Seriously hope you didn't eat the food o?

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Idowuogbo(f): 3:59pm On Jun 30, 2012
Na lie! No juju can catch my blokos! I don wrap am wiv bible.

I go nack d vodoo comot. Who she wan jazz? Me? My Granada dey run shrine na! Shuooo!
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by tomnmenace(m): 4:50pm On Jun 30, 2012
cindyrella: I will shout BLOOD OF JESUS!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Correct wife material!! na to just carry go, gbam!!

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jun 30, 2012
I won't even leave her alone in my house in the first place.

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Exponental(m): 5:00pm On Jun 30, 2012
cindyrella: I will shout BLOOD OF JESUS!!!
If a babe can make such a comment, then, U don enter am!!!
U sure say no be botton she press abi she invited some assistants....
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by ArQueBusieR(m): 5:02pm On Jun 30, 2012
Who gave her permission to touch my things?!
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by tpia5: 5:09pm On Jun 30, 2012
i guess it does happen, but extremely risky.
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by DECOtech(m): 5:16pm On Jun 30, 2012
ArQueBusieR: Who gave her permission to touch my things?!
A VERY GOOD START
The best form of defence is to attack.
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by shaneroberts26: 5:41pm On Jun 30, 2012
ms pookie: Most importantly,Hope u did not eat dt vegetable?? lipsrsealed
.wit dis kind of reasoning,u wil live long.Thumbs up jawee.
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by GboyegaD(m): 6:01pm On Jun 30, 2012
Abeg, run for your dear life because, she dey too desperate even if na joke sef. Remember say na inside joke true true dey.
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jun 30, 2012
Did this really happen?
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by mykejones(m): 6:31pm On Jun 30, 2012
The things wey she do no too fear me like that..na wetin she TALK fear me pass!
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Daywalker1: 6:40pm On Jun 30, 2012
Nice story line. Keep it up
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jun 30, 2012
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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jun 30, 2012
@OP
A) how i go leave stranger in my house and then go out? am i crazy? if i leave the house, then SHE leaves the house too. i'd rather she sits in the taxi by the office then leave a total stranger in my house, aba!!!!!!!
B) if this nonsense was to ever happen to me, i would first throw the food in the dustbin and send her a msg never to step feet near me. crazy insane women, who asked her to do any of this BS?
C) this kind of stunt smells like DESPERATION a mile away........and if she doesnt get the hint, i will let her know that if i ever want to get together with someone who is desperate to clean my home, wash my car and cook me dinner, I WILL MARRY MY DAMN MAID!!!!!!
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Mynd44: 8:22pm On Jun 30, 2012
Lmao @ MJB's post
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by ijebabe: 8:23pm On Jun 30, 2012
Lol @ replies. If this happened anywhere else except Nigeria will the reaction be the same?
Desperation is glaringly obvious, yes, but otherwise I wonder cheesy

@Op I know say you chop that soup wella, lick elbow sef this one you dey describe 'incredible' & 'crazy'. Soup dey crase
You no even talk if babe hot or anything. Long throat! grin grin

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by adewasco2k(m): 9:49pm On Jun 30, 2012
cindyrella: I will shout BLOOD OF JESUS!!!
grin grin grin grin grin Good girl

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by youngzeal1: 10:16pm On Jun 30, 2012
bros make i tell u the best tin to do,,,,,, if the house is not ur own n ur rent is due to expire soon............ just pack out.. but if it is the other way round,,, find a place to stay for the next two months.... just know that every tin is at stake
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jun 30, 2012
He who finds a wife finds a good thing...God works his wonders in the strangest ways. I say marry her

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jun 30, 2012
Idowuogbo: Na lie! No juju can catch my blokos! I don wrap am wiv bible.

I go nack d vodoo comot. Who she wan jazz? Me? My Granada dey run shrine na! Shuooo!
you get blokos? i thought you were a lady?
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by mimicue(f): 11:47pm On Jun 30, 2012
Marry her #shikena wink

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Ishilove: 12:01am On Jul 01, 2012
I will give the soup to the aboki at the gate because who knows if she washed her netherpart and used the water to cook the vegetables

After that I will avoid her like North Korea avoids the US of A grin
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Mrsyun: 12:29am On Jul 01, 2012
grin@ poster u don enter grin grin grin grin
cindyrella: I will shout BLOOD OF JESUS!!!
Dis got me laffing so hard by 12 midnyt
grin grin grin

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Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Nobody: 1:12am On Jul 01, 2012
sosoluv: He who finds a wife finds a good thing...God works his wonders in the strangest ways. I say marry her
see my dear, if it seems everyone's opinion is crazy, then u r prolly †ЂΞ one who is crazy! Do u see anybody who tink like u here? Answer me!
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Ranoscky(m): 2:00am On Jul 01, 2012
Oboy, na una sabi o!

If na me, i go chop the soup and lick the plate. Even nack am akpako join sef.
Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by Ranoscky(m): 2:04am On Jul 01, 2012
No difference from the street gals we bring home and stil, they do dsame.

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