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Wow Happy New Month Folk. by harry2larg(m): 3:02pm On Jul 01, 2012
CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet ( Abegiii ).

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ).

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal with you ).

MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' they were created for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).

STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you neither ADD YOUR OWN, COMMENT, LIKE, nor SHARE or invite your friends and contacts on facebook to 9jaCast paGe so that they can LAUGH too-wt their MOUTH WIDE OPEN

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Re: Wow Happy New Month Folk. by ITbomb(m): 4:43pm On Jul 01, 2012
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Re: Wow Happy New Month Folk. by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 01, 2012
dis is gr8t: very gud 2 begin a gud month wit. U're very creative. Thumbs up!
Re: Wow Happy New Month Folk. by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jul 01, 2012
harry2larg: and you neither ADD YOUR OWN, COMMENT, LIKE, nor SHARE or invite your friends and contacts on facebook to 9jaCast paGe so that they can LAUGH too-wt their MOUTH WIDE OPEN
guy why u come spread ur dirty pata for public nah? The joke dey funny already though i've seen it before u come end am wiv Bleep up-reveal ur secret by urself say u copy paste am from 9jaCast page. U shouldn't have done dat.
Its funny newaiz.
Re: Wow Happy New Month Folk. by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jul 01, 2012
booqee: guy why u come spread ur dirty pata for public nah? The joke dey funny already though i've seen it before u come end am wiv phuck up-reveal ur secret by urself say u copy paste am from 9jaCast page. U shouldn't have done dat.
Its funny newaiz.

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