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To My Future Kids . . . 12 Laws To Live By by mitofag: 4:59am On Jul 04, 2012
1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

cool A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump
Re: To My Future Kids . . . 12 Laws To Live By by Nobody: 5:01am On Jul 04, 2012
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Re: To My Future Kids . . . 12 Laws To Live By by ariyebaba(m): 5:18am On Jul 04, 2012
@ ileke-idi, u badt gan.................smileysmileysmiley
Re: To My Future Kids . . . 12 Laws To Live By by Gudintent: 6:40am On Jul 04, 2012
13th law

Thou shall not have the OP as a parent.
Re: To My Future Kids . . . 12 Laws To Live By by tobechi74: 6:44am On Jul 04, 2012
Point of corection

if u cant beat them, arrange 2 hav them beaten

bad son of a gud father
Re: To My Future Kids . . . 12 Laws To Live By by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jul 04, 2012
@ Mitofag shogbadun sha? Showa alright,shoriepe bayi? Smh

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