THE CHICKS
A man had twelve pretty daughters and lots of guys trooped to the house to get their hands in marriage!
The rate at which the guys were coming infuriated the man so he erected a sign post in front of his house with the inscription "BEWARE OF DOGS!!!".
This sign post scared all the guys so ceased coming to the house.Five years later, the man's daughters were getting too old and no man would come for their hand in marriage.This worried the man soooo much so removed the "BEWARE OF DOGS!!!" sign post and erected a new one with the inscription. . . . . ..
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"FOWLS FOR SALE"





BUKARI

Now, an elephant died in this village and it became the source of meat for everyone.
It was free, so all you needed was to get to where the carcass was lying with your knife, and cut any size at all.
Now bukari was a youngman in his late teens and was renowned for his appetite for meat.
He finally got to the elephant site with his Ghana must Go bag and knife.
He wanted the kidneys and liver, so he went deep into the carcass and was busy slashing the vital part.
Papa ayegbu arrived late at the scene so was in a hurry, quickly saw one loose meat hanging so slashed it, bagged it and letf . Bukari all of a sudden felt a sharp movement and pain in between his thighs.He checked and his balls were gone grin.Blood oozed all over him, whilst still writhing in pain, he asked the crowd " abeg, who come cut wrong meat for hia??

bin crapgbo, where is the yoke?

you no try at all OP

Yoke presido i hail you o .

Where is d joke?

bright007: Where is d joke?

in d bin of course

JOKE GRADING : A
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REMARK: You are just incredible
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Reward: Five consecutive nights with Bright007

Papa ayegbu arrived late at the scene so was in a hurry, quickly saw one loose meat hanging so slashed it, bagged it and letf . Bukari all of a sudden felt a sharp movement and pain in between his thighs.He checked and his balls were gone grin.Blood oozed all over him, whilst still writhing in pain, he asked the crowd " abeg, who come cut wrong meat for hia??[/i] [/quote] ROTFLMAO

I just cant hold this back anymore.
Gbagbo i love u

Vivly: I just cant hold this back anymore.
Gbagbo i love u

oh my gawd!, caant belieeeeeve it, oh, oh, ooooooh, i,m comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, oh, oh, oh, VIVLY, I LOOOOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ok

nice Joke Bin.

nice joke

~vicky~:
nice joke

yeeee, that's why they call me the jokes president

Jojo Armani: nice Joke Bin.

thanks my man, what's up

Vivly: Ok

i am dumbfounded

Vivly: I just cant hold this back anymore.
Gbagbo i love u

Husband snatcher!

Ole!

bright007: Where is d joke?

Check your bra na...

bin gbagbo:



oh my gawd!, caant belieeeeeve it, oh, oh, ooooooh, i,m comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, oh, oh, oh, VIVLY, I LOOOOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

He goat!

MOGUL.O:




He goat!

mogul, this wey u dey scream like this i hope you took your drugs this morning?

MOGUL.O:




Husband snatcher!

Ole!

mogul, na jelousy go kill you! worllahhi!!

so, u mean bin baboon still hasn't got a cure for his madness? Smh!

swtchicgurl: so, u mean bin baboon still hasn't got a cure for his madness? Smh!

THAT IS WHY NO DECENT GUY HAS EVER SHOWN INTEREST IN YOU; YOU HAVE SO FAR COMMITTED 18 ABORTIONS!, BUSH PIG!!

bin gbagbo:


THAT IS WHY NO DECENT GUY HAS EVER SHOWN INTEREST IN YOU; YOU HAVE SO FAR COMMITTED 18 ABORTIONS!, BUSH PIG!!

Oboy! see finishing......

bin gbagbo:


THAT IS WHY NO DECENT GUY HAS EVER SHOWN INTEREST IN MY SISTER; SHE HAS SO FAR COMMITTED 18 ABORTIONS!, BUSH PIG!!

hahahaha! Seriously? Did u read what u wrote? Ur sister must be proud of you. Smh.

MOGUL.O:



Oboy! see finishing......

mogul how body?? long time no see ooo?? were you hospitalized again??

lol

Murphy7h4: lol

GUY, ARE YOU LOL-ING AT ME?

bin gbagbo:
GUY, ARE YOU LOL-ING AT ME?

no, he's lol-ing at this:

bin gbagbo:


THAT IS WHY NO DECENT GUY HAS EVER SHOWN INTEREST IN MY SISTER; SHE HAS SO FAR COMMITTED 18 ABORTIONS!, BUSH PIG!!

ouch! Warrapity!

bin gbagbo:


mogul how body?? long time no see ooo?? were you hospitalized again??

My guy i dey oooooo.. How far na? i know say you still dey that celestal church wey them dey deliver you abi..... Na still only 4 prophets abi more don join?

Smh

bin gbagbo:


mogul, this wey u dey scream like this i hope you took your drugs this morning?




mogul, na jelousy go kill you! worllahhi!!

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Mogul don turn booqee to she goat wan take her head do isi ewu. . . Wonder shall nvr end....... *opens his mouth wide till he leaves d thread*

Vivly: Gbagbo boo, nairalanders, it is rili rili a pleasure to be loved by d no1 official joke president. I want to use dis my limited time(am preparin for ma 1st semesta exams) to say a big thank u. I pledge to love u Bin gbagbo more. All dose against our new found love shuld hug d nearest available transformer. Most importantly,all our haters nd jealousies(dose dat av always wanted Gbagbo) shuld boil their heads. All dose dat claim dat Bingbagbo nd bunmioguns are one , nd dose against Bingbagbo as jokes president shuld mop oceans or beta still write latin in arabic.
Up vivly nd Gbagbo
Up political science students
Up unical
Up no1 jokes president
Up up

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Correct Girl, ur head dey there gidigba
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.*reciting an incantation*

bunmioguns:
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Mogul don turn booqee to she goat wan take her head do isi ewu. . . Wonder shall nvr end....... *opens his mouth wide till he leaves d thread*

*falls from mushroom tree*