Another Okija:

I couldnt agree more.. Target a City like Ekiti State.. Buy like two Pickups for 1.5 million.. Employ some Ekiti State boys, go to their GRA and offer to come 3 times a week to carry and dispose of their trash for a fee.. You dont even have to touch the bin.. Just have your boys do it. EKITI is a poor state so they work for less than minimum wage.. Just one idea..

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OP- i am going to give you a good advise. ignore all these clowns. everything they are suggesting requires an element of luck. buying and selling is a razz mans business. after 15 years in the uk i am not sure you want to stoop that low. my advice ? see if you can persevere for like 3 more months in the uk. go to city colleges like manchester city college. what you need is not a degree like these clowns are suggesting. what you need is a trade. go for their barbing course. dedicate yourself to it and make sure you become the best barber. specialize in lining the hair perfectly because nothing black men love more than a perfectly lined hairline and side burns. once you do the course ( only takes about 3 months or less ). come home after buying your barbering kit ( very cheap. £100 at most ). in naija use that money to set up a trendy barbing spot. hardwood floors, nice decor, comfy sofas with lots of magazines. this is a skill that will feed you for the rest of your life. black men love to have their hair looking nice. and try to target posh people. make sure you become a man about town and hand out your business cards to celebs or just people that look trendy. before you know it your spot will be the hangout spot. you will be making money hand over fist.

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991:

with all due respect sir, i disagree with you. i returned to Nigeria few years back with a lesser amount than the poster have. today, na so so testimony i dey give.

shymmex: Business plan...

China to Nigeria...

£10,000 on Chinese goods will get you loads of stuff to sell, and double your money within a month...

Just travel to china, and spend your money wisely.

dayokanu: My brother I would give you some ideas.

Can you open a beer parlour? I thin k its a very good business, target the sururb, get a shop close to the main road and have loud music, Asun, Suya and you are set

Those suggesting haulage. 2.5m cannot buy a truck, ship and clear it into Lagos, Buying emblem, insurance and also doing some minor maintenance

You can also open a church and stage miracles there. Get fine girls in your church too and ppl would troop in

engineerd:

Well i guess everyone's situation is different. I have a friend who gave up also here in the US after completing his masters and couldn't find a job. He went back to Naija shouting there is money to make etc. this was 5 years ago. Fast forward to now and he is still staying with his parents with no job! And may i point out, he is not from a poor family, at least average. NIGERIA has a very ROUGH and HARSH environment! FACT!. All i am saying is this, he has to really think carefully of what he will be going BACK TO!!!!!
The poster needs to really consider everything critically and not just JUMP SHIP!!! If he is so desperate now that he is determined to go back to NAIJA where all ODDS are against him, he might as well use that same determination and readiness wherever he is now! WHY GO BACK TO A COUNTRY WHERE EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY, THE ENVIRONMENT IS JUST TOO HARSH TO ENJOY THE THING!!!!! NAIJA FOR ME IS A LOST CAUSE .....JUST MY OPINION! SO I WILL STILL WISH THE OP ALL THE BEST IN TAKING THIS GIANT STEP!

Area-Fada:
(i) buy cheap farm land in Ogun state. A few acres if possible. Make sure it's really cheap and genuine. Plan what to do with it, poultry etc. But know who your buyers will be before hand. Stay a bit longer in UK and raise more money. Return when you are ready to start.

(ii) buy a truck/tanker and give to a company. If done carefully, you can raise money with it and still continue raising more dough in UK, even if only £300 a month you can put aside. That's £3600 by same time next year.

dayokanu:

Now lets do the Maths. The guy has 2.5m How much do they buy a plot of land in Ogun State and how much would buy an acre? How much would it take to set up a farm like you described above

ii) How much would it take to buy a truck or trailer? How much to ship to Naija and clear, how much to do maintenance, and run the truck?

jackbauersballs: You can open a good brothel with that money in locales like agege, pen-cinema, and ikeja along.
Make sure your girls are clean and you provide free condoms.

You can also do promos like 'shag 1, shag her sister half price'...that sort of thing.

To keep your girls motivated, you can introduce perks and incentives like employee of the month award,most STI-free employee award, etc...

dayokanu:

I wanted to advise him to do this, but I felt since he has been in London for 15yrs he might be a butter and not know how to deal with Area boys who would throng the place.

But In case you can handle the area boys thats a good business too. Get those dingy faceme I face youget in touch with a Madam in Ikeja under bridge who can source fresh blooded girls from Calabar/Akwa-Ibom, SE, Edo/Delta, benue. Get a DJ who would be playing raunchy music, Open a bar to sell beer

if you can get 10 rooms, you can subdivide it into small cubicles to make like 30 rooms. I think each girl would be paying like 2-3k rent per day

2k on 30rooms thats like 60k per day Tax free

dayokanu:

I wanted to advise him to do this, but I felt since he has been in London for 15yrs he might be a butter and not know how to deal with Area boys who would throng the place.

But In case you can handle the area boys thats a good business too. Get those dingy faceme I face youget in touch with a Madam in Ikeja under bridge who can source fresh blooded girls from Calabar/Akwa-Ibom, SE, Edo/Delta, benue. Get a DJ who would be playing raunchy music, Open a bar to sell beer

if you can get 10 rooms, you can subdivide it into small cubicles to make like 30 rooms. I think each girl would be paying like 2-3k rent per day

2k on 30rooms thats like 60k per day Tax free