A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man
(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by
my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)


A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married
(Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling
event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form
(Junior bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick,
hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000 quick quick for
d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my
burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's
daughter).

Such is life.

Lol

So this is how a typical straight male's inbox looks like. Rotflmfao. very boring.

CHOI CHOI.......WE AF DEAD FA............................
IN D LADY'S INBOX, U FORGOT,.....
AV BIN STANDING OUTSIDE UR HOUSE......(osegbe)

HNosegbe: A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
.

Such is life.

LWKMD,go jor,its not dat bad.

lol

Una go kill person for this nairaland i swear.

I am so so very sorry!!

How could I forget where we are??!!

Really, really, truly sorry!!!!!

Nice....

nice 1

SimonAndal: So this is how a typical straight male's inbox looks like. Rotflmfao. very boring.

R U GAY....AH DON DE PITY UR SOWY ARSE ALREADY

Oh oh!

Okija_juju:

Who is the Homo?!!

megxo: R U GAY....AH DON DE PITY UR SOWY ARSE ALREADY

una don change the topic to another topic

LOL (Consider it done: Chairman!)

~vicky~:


una don change the topic to another topic

You no hear say Homo dey amongst us?! Na 14years get am!! Make we for tell am bye-bye from Nairaland early! I sure say cybercafe no dey for Naija sanko..

@Sisi_kill, no worries, it's just a bunch of screennames. Screennames can't kill. Or at least I hope not.

LMFAOOO. Very true tho.

now this very funny I swear

Guys don suffer oh, after all dis ur babe go come say "He can't fort my bills";-(

-Vicky-'s Inbox

Baby, can we nyansh tonight? ( Day11 )

OP DIs YOUr CASe fit make person hang himself...... Lyf is very unfair I knw..... but no forget Say
na ur fellow man dey Send her all those texts.... So Is your chanlenge to own up to those responsibilities
or sit and whatch the worst live gat to offer...

Gosh, f* cking Hilarious. We should have more of these in this section. *Bookmarked.

[SimonAndals inbox]Bring Vasline next time o!! That Robb wey you use still dey pepper my yansh.. (from his gay lover)

SimonAndal: @Sisi_kill, no worries, it's just a bunch of screennames. Screennames can't kill. Or at least I hope not.

Gosh! I can't apologize enough! Have you ever had one of those moments where you wish you could go back in time? I just had one right now! I swear 20 secs after I hit the submit button, twas like a big ball just bounced on my head and knocked my senses back into place.

Sorry!

DAY11.:
-Vicky-'s Inbox

Baby, can we nyansh tonight? ( Day11 )

Day11-'s inbox


Bobo oops!!! sorry i cant (Vicky)

Na wah o. @ afam4eva i am happy u re back. IGBO KWENU!!!

Sisi_Kill:

Gosh! I can't apologize enough! Have you ever had one of those moments where you wish you could go back in time? I just had one right now! I swear 20 secs after I hit the submit button, twas like a big ball just bounced on my head and knocked my senses back into place.

Sorry!

_
Like I said, no biggie. It's NL, the day it stops harbouring bigoted and tribalised posts and posters, that'll be the day of Jesus's second coming. Lol.