₦airaland Forum

Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.

In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves-R. A. Butler

In what name are they taken him to court?

Politics have no relation to morals-Niccolo Machiavelli

“Was it not enough punishment and suffering in history that we were uprooted and made helpless slaves not only in new colonial outposts but also domestically” -RM

Empty....Sign of Defeat

Elder brother now




All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.-RM

I counted 61 Donuts and Egg rolls...Puff Puff..I counted 70...

61 Donuts ...* 50= 3050
70 Puff Puff * 10= 700
Total=3,750

Assuming Turnover a day is 10 times=37,500
Let say Net margin is 50%
Profit ...15000*25 days= 375,000 a month

It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.-RM

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I pray the guy win

He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his anus.

Fine man

Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?

PDP and lies.....

Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman Father.

PDP faithful,

Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

APC has taken this one

Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.....Robert Mugabe

HBD sir

Nelchuksmandela:
Bukola don't need NYSC certificate to contest for the position of presidency of d Federal Republic of Nigeria..... Any position u are vying for in Nigeria including the position of the president u need at least ur WAEC result.......Then if you happen to be appointed in any position be it minister or commissioner u need the NYSC cert.........in other words, if u are running for any position in Nigeria as far as politics is concern u don't need NYSC cert u only need it if u are appointed.

Lazy Arguement. Dont you know that it is statutorily compulsory that a graduate not in military service below the age of 30, is required to serve in NYSC, otherwise above that age , you obtain Exception Certificate

It described the 16-year administration of the PDP including the period Jonathan administered the country as a disaster.

The only time Africans get breakfast in bed is when they are admitted in hospital-Robert Mugabe

I know myself ....$2,000,000 Monthly

DheEmir:
Wife - Where Is Remote?...... Husband - Where Chelsea Is..... Wife - I Dont Understand
..... Husband - On Top Of The Table