Kobojunkie:
See, there is a huge problem with this because Jesus Christ never said anything about homosexuality or it being a sin. What He instead said is sin is the lust in your hearts after a woman... Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28

It is actually a sin to add a commandment to God's Law. So stating that homosexuality is a sin where Jesus Christ has not declared it so is a sin.

read Romans

bukatyne:


How did the moniker you quoted display hate?

Someone said 'something is wrong': does that translate to hate for the perpetrator?

She even added that God hates homosexuality and loves the homosexual; yet you mention hate.

Can I also accuse you of hating heterosexual people?

Thank goodness you are not a Christian.

The wonder is professing Christians who sees nothing wrong with homosexuality under the guise of feminism.

Na their format since 1906. You must not and never disagree with them, under any circumstances.
If you do they will tag you an hater.

Moral lesson please

Only olddies can fall for this

Modrov:
Lol...let's start with the errors in your comment.




A doctor earns at least $10000 and at most $21666 a month in the US



1 GIG costs $8 in the USA....



True about earnings...but 1gig in Nigeria costs $1.31 on average.



1.In the US they pay higher tax rates for the free schooling....plus there are private schools in the US whose fees are heavy duty.

2.Then we come to university in the US...university fees can be anywhere between $3000-50000 or higher annuallly. Nigeria? Less than $200-300 for government schools.. Private schools? Maybe 5888 dollars or less.

again that's because naira is useless. If things are really cheaper here then why is Nigeria the poverty capital of the world?

Honchoslim16:
how many days does the 1gb take you?

lol. Seriously one hour is too plentiful for me.

I can zap data when I mean to.

thebosstrevor1:


You didn't make any sense

he said data looks cheap because naira is useless

greenprince:


You have said it all.

random flags without names abi?

ModelLook:
How do people in US or UK buy Data.

Cos I know one man that came back from US. I bought him Data MTN.
He practically slept and left his data on.
In the morning, he woke and was complaining that his data has finished and I should buy him another one (with his money Sha).

For my mind, I was like...
"Is this how people in America do. They will just leave their data on and be going about their business or even sleep. Maybe their data is FREE"
I dare not try it. I mistakenly forget to off my data 2 nights ago. I woke up and was angry becos I know my data will reduce drastically

So now, people in Western Countries, how do you all get DATA to browse. Is it FREE

Becos it seems na una dey enjoy online stuffs pass us wey dey Naija and una dey enjoy data pass us.

of course. You see them uploading, downloading and streaming anyhow in gigs without minding the cost of the data

Illiterate , it's not about the cost. It's about the purchasing power.

How many Nigerians can afford 1gb daily?

Niggae got no N100 but want to help somebody get rich. Olodo

7. Draw two diagonal lines and one horizonal line to complete the 9. Set the stroke to 0 and tweak as needed.

8. The "mobile" font as expected is a paid one. So just set the font to any desired san-serif font you want. No one will notice ever

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Lemme know what you think

ABCx

6. Now unhide our reserved layer and set its opacity to 50%. Using the circle as a guide draw 3 lemon green round-cap lines.

If you need more help on this simply comment below.

5. Repeat step 4 and make a small black circle/dot. We are going to use it temporarily as our origin.
Now draw a draw two narrow lines with the bezier tool(B or Shift+ F6) to form a sector of a circle.

Paint the inner white and use the Node tool ('N') to fix and delete any remaining unwanted nodes. Also delete the lines and black circle too

2. Now go back to back to the previous layer.
Duplicate the circle with Ctrl + D.
Color it white
Hold the Shift and Ctrl keys and diagonally resize it to get a your desire thickness for the 9.

3. Repeat the same step to get a third circle and color it lemon green or b4c404ff in hex (180,196,4) RGB
4. Now Shift click the white circle and the green one to select them. And go to path and select difference or just press 'Ctrl +-' (You can do this in Corel Draw by selecting both objects and choosing back minus front - see attached image)

1. Draw a Circle
Make sure the outline or stroke is set to 0
My circle is not perfectly round and has a slightly bigger width. (23.220px, 22.119px) to be precise.
Color is a slightly dark green 006848ff in hex and (0,104,72) in RGB
Now copy this circle with Ctrl + C and paste it in a new layer in it exact location with Ctrl + Alt + V. Name this layer 'reserved'. lock and hide it.

For this tutorial I am going to be using InkScape, A free vector software. But you can do this with CorelDraw or any other software of your choice.

I slept

THIS MONTH HMM....
LEMME THINK FIRST.
0. PRAISE GOD
1. Still not die nor fall sick.
2. Pay those fvcking debt.
3. Prepare for school.
4. When I'm free do Martins or write a story
5. My singers are not really serious so I might not do the song but I will constantly update Anglicanism.
6. Make MONEY!!! (Poverty is a sin!)
7. Like I said before, calm down, lemme think first.

Gee! that shit above is making me puke!

ABCthings:

10 things to do this month"

1. Not die
2. Praise God
3. Win the bible quiz competition
4. There is someone 've been wanting to meet.
5. Read and finally go to school
6. Buy a mic or sing a song
7. Make up to 100 frames animation
8. Martins
I'll fill the last three later...

1. I didn't die lol. Though I heard a lot of sad deaths. Last week Thursday (After Sallah) A friend at my workplace was sick for '30 minutes' and died. I still find it hard to believe that now. Personally, I can't even tell when I'm sick or not. Yet ...
And yeah, accidents. 3 days after the one I read on Nairaland, another one happened on that same road, It had causualities but it wasn't reported in the news tho.
Then I heard another one involving school children, just a few kilometers from where I work. Then another one. And just yesterday (Friday morning). I was at work when I heard sirens. Yep, a car had strucked down a woman on an okada bike in my area. And it didn't end well for them. Infact, none of the accidents ended well. They all had deaths. Yet, I must still pass the same road every fvcking day.

2. Yes, I did this on a different level this month. I danced this month (now last month) than I've done my entire life lol.

3. I enjoyed this. I will win more next year.

4. She didn't come but i had others lol.

5. I'm derusting and reg. for school is now this month.

6. I bought a clip on mic. now i don't even know what to sing again.

7. Techincally, I've done this. But NL won't allow me to post it.

8. Fvck. Should have but i forgot how to draw . I will do it this month lol.

Konquest:

Awesome post.

thanks...someone finally noticed this thread lol!

coronavirus19:
What will it profit me to motivate you or anyone. I am just stating the truth.

Okay. Happy Truthing!

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ABCthings:
Like chatine-t "10 things I will do this month"

1. Not die
2. Praise God
3. Win the bible quiz competition
4. There is someone 've been wanting to meet.
5. Read and finally go to school
6. Buy a mic or sing a song
7. Make up to 100 frames animation
8. Martins
I'll fill the last three later...

Praise God. Although I didn't meet the person I was expecting, Our church took first position in the quiz against about 30 churches in the diocese. I came 3rd and my partner 1st.

One of the question was the nince creed another 10 commandments/beatitudes word for word according to RSV.

God just blessed me. The congrats and hailing I received today no be here. E just dey sweet my belle.

Can you guess what's next?

Karleb:


Your initial statement is faulty.

If power of wealth creation is under everyone's control then how did Bill Gate's children got wealthy without doing anything.

Or Almajiri children got poor without doing nothing.

No mind am. E wan dey form motivational speaker for us.

1. Avoid verbal insults to your personality or the company. They can seriously demarket you in the present of your boss or other customers.

Shits talks like "Which kind of cafe is this? You do have x and y!" or "You this boy. You are not sharp at all" (Literally calling you a slowpoke).

First of all plainly tell them before working what you can and cannot do for them.

In a bright and confident tone;
"Sorry, we can't do this for you now"
"Sorry to say but we can't help you"
"We are no longer doing this now"


E.g I know I have a printer that squeezes paper. Obviously I won't blame myself (that will be rubbing dirt's on myself/bad imaging). Guess what? I'll personalize the printer.

"Sir, I hope you don't mind the printer is angry, so it squeezing paper out"
And If they push further
"And it will take 40k to calm it down"

You can change the joke to anything. The shorter the better,
"He went to gym and is tired"
"He went to Lagos and is stranded"
"He is still waiting for his covud-19 allowance.

If they don't get the joke and they act serious. Just tell them that you were notifying them about the printer, if they would like you to continue. Never show fear.


2. Have a formal complains or suggestions form they can fill.
Trust me, Nigerians hate paperworks.

Just be like "Sir or Madam, please verbal insults are no longer/not allowed here. It disturbs the joy we have around here.
But if you are seriously serious about you complain, please fill this form or leave a message on our social media handle and we would respond to you."

Remember to always say calmdown.

How to use handle customers requests in Nigeria

I work in a cyber cafe. But meh.... Buhari don frustrate everbody na vex dey vex now.

So I'll share anything I believe can work for you to render the best services to them while keeping most of their shits away.

Decembe:

Are you thanking yourself

e weak me

I s everything about money?

NEWS FLASH: Buhari Has Banned The Sun. Says It's Giving Nigerians too much light.

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According to Daily Clowns, a reliable news outlet. Buhari yesterday indefinitely suspended the Sun. Says it fond of giving Nigerians free vitamins and much more light than they should have.

Its extradition was carried out by the state secret service.

Sources says that the Sun was lured and subsequently betrayed by his main girlfriend, Lady Moon. Into having what appears to be a 'fun time' at an hotel in New York city. Where he was arrested, injected with high doses of benzodiazepine an anesthetic drug and repartiated back to Nigeria.

Since then major planetary bodies from various galaxies have been in talks with the Nigerian government. With Buhari treating them in the language they understand most.

Reports from the presidency have confirmed this and said. In order for the ban to be lifted the Sun and its assiociates will have to register as a local company under the NCC where the sun light and light hours and its other activities can be closely monitored and regulated.

God bless the Sun

What a morning. Sun no even shine well for person sef.

Wait I can't even find the sun. No sun, no cloud. Na just plain color dey sky.
Abi dey don arrest dem nii?

Bantino:
Happy New Month to us all, it's a month of perfection, the Almighty God will perfect all that concerns us this month and beyond. Amen

Amen!! Well-done sir.

VickyRotex:


Hey hey!

Where and how have you been?
Happy New Month!

Let me add #8; you will continue and complete the MARTIN game

Goodluck with your July goals!

Hustling o!
Thank you. I missed y'all

So true. It about time I continue it.