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Education / Post-utme Season Is Here Again by adesmarty2014: 1:10pm On May 31, 2016
Get prepared for POST UTME exam by practicing with this post utme platform showing below.
It consist of many POST UTME past question for all Institutions.

Education / The List Available Post Utme Schools As At Now by adesmarty2014: 1:58pm On May 18, 2016
You can check may be your is there so that you can start practicing with this exam platform form showing below in the picture box
In contains many past post utme question for all schools.
*. Achievers University
*. Achievers University
*. Crescent University
*. Olabisi Onabanjo University
*. Afe Babalola University
*. Federal Co-operative College, Ibadan
*. Veritas University
*. Bowen University
*. Bells University
*. Babcock University
*. Pan Atlantic University
*. Kwara State University
*. Covenant University
*. Reedemers University
*. Landmark University
*. Ajayi Crowther University
*. Ajayi Crowther University
*. Joseph Ayo Babalola University
*. Igbinedion University

Get Prepared for your school post utme by practicing with this post utme platform below.(For all schools)

Education / How To Use What You Have To Get What You Need by adesmarty2014: 11:34am On May 12, 2016
For all those that are preparing for their school post utme
You can start practicing on this post utme examination platform showing below
It consist of many past post utme questions and it is basically for all schools

TV/Movies / Are You Looking For An Exciting Movies? by adesmarty2014: 1:39pm On May 11, 2016
Get yours on the link showing below

Education / Post Utme Questions Now On Sale by adesmarty2014: 1:29pm On May 11, 2016
Visit the link below to get your school post utme questions and start practicing ahead of your exam

Education / Are You Looking For Where To Get Your School Post Utme Questions? by adesmarty2014: 1:58pm On May 07, 2016
You don't need to go far
Get your post utme question here at the platform showing below

TV/Movies / Odunlade Adekola New Video by adesmarty2014: 2:54pm On Apr 29, 2016
Click to watch video @ the platform showing below

Education / Post Utme Past Question For All Schools by adesmarty2014: 1:10pm On Apr 28, 2016
Get yours at the platform showing in the pocture below

Jokes Etc / A NEW RECHARGEABLE NAPEP (see Photo) by adesmarty2014: 3:53pm On Feb 24, 2016

Jokes Etc / If Adam & Eve Had Been Chinese (see Photo) by adesmarty2014: 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2016
If Adam and Eve had been Chinese we would still be in paradise. Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple!
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Jokes Etc / When You Dress To Kill Your Inlaws (see Photo) by adesmarty2014: 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2016
When you think you have dressed to kill when visiting your inlaws only to realise wat you putting on are curtains at their place
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Education / If You Were In This Lady Shoe What Will You Do? by adesmarty2014: 2:11pm On Feb 19, 2016
A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level...
"I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it!
"That's smart of you James." says the teacher."Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes,
what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope.
"Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher."I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see

50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of

speech.

Jokes Etc / Which University In Naija Do Their Campus Boys Do This? (see Photo) by adesmarty2014: 1:26pm On Feb 19, 2016

Education / How You Can Easily Recognise A Fake Jamb Cbt Photocard by adesmarty2014: 10:41am On Feb 17, 2016
It is now officially disclosed by Jamb Officials that candidates for 2015 UTME can now reprint their own Photocard Exam Slip from any computer system with an internet.

According to Osundefender, Jamb Officials disclosed that reprinting of JAMB Photocard Exam Slip is no longer restricted to the accredited JAMB CBT Centres.

Meaning, that CBT candidates can now reprint exam/photocard exam slip, centers, Seat number, exam dates on JAMB portal.

To reprint your exam/photo card slip. All you would be required to access/print your JAMB exam slip is your JAMB registration number.

Follow the apparatus as enumerated below to re-print JAMB Photocard exam slip

STEP 1: Go to www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/

STEP 2: On the landing page, Look to the right side of the screen find a tab labelled “Re-print Your Slip” and click on it.

STEP 3: Once the tab opens up, enter your JAMB Registration Number in the space provided and click “Re-Print”.

STEP 4. Press (Ctrl + P) to print or Look for the “Print” button, usually the 2nd, at the top right of the page and print in colour.

The JAMB Photocard Exam Slip contain your passport, venue, date and time of exam.

Please ensure you have a duplicate copy because you will need to submit one at the centre.

Education / See Main Reason Why My Friend Refused To Write Last Year Jamb by adesmarty2014: 1:51pm On Feb 06, 2016
My friend registered for jamb last year and he refuse to do it, after the exam his dad ask him how was the exam.
Their conversation goes thus:

FATHER:My pikin, How was your exam Today
SON:Papa the exam just hard anyhow so i no even bother go school go write am?
FATHER: You no go school ke? so how you come take know say the examhard if you no do am
Son: I see the questions yesterday, wasiu bring the expo come.
Very funny
So for you to avoid this and Get prepared with the jamb cbt practice at the link in the picture below

Education / 7 Secrets Of Scoring 270 And Above In Jamb by adesmarty2014: 12:41pm On Jan 30, 2016
1. Set a Target
2. Study smart
3. Practice
4. Do not cheat
5. Rest
6. Gist with Friends
7. God factor

Jokes Etc / Would You Place This Beautiful Sofa In Your Room? (see Photo) by adesmarty2014: 3:45pm On Jan 29, 2016

Education / The Stress That Some Student Pass Through In Order To Attend School (see Photo) by adesmarty2014: 10:52am On Jan 26, 2016
After all the stress, person will graduate from school and find it difficult to get a good job

Celebrities / When Mayweather Fights At Ojuelegba by adesmarty2014: 8:58am On Jan 24, 2016
LOL!!! What are these people watching!!!
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Education / A 97 Years Old Graduate Woman (see Photo) by adesmarty2014: 2:50pm On Jan 23, 2016
A 97-year-old woman, Margaret Thome Bekema has finally passed out of high school.
The old woman who dropped out of school to take care for her sick mother, has finally received her high school diploma on Thursday, October 29.
97-year-old Margaret Thome Bekema looks at her high school letter as Catholic Central High School principal Greg Deja, left, and Director of
Advancement Beth Banta fix her cap shortly after her honorary graduation at Stonebridge Manor on Thursday, Oct. 29, 2015 in Grand Rapids, Mich...Bekema began her education at Catholic Central in 1932 but sacrificed completing her degree at that time to take care of her mother who had cancer and her younger siblings.

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Education / When Teacher Forgets And You Want To Remind Him Of Homework (Photo) by adesmarty2014: 7:04pm On Jan 22, 2016
See, This one na efiko o. Lol

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Education / Who Is More Stupid? Hausa, Igbo Or Yoruba. by adesmarty2014: 3:01pm On Jan 22, 2016
Who Is More Stupid? Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba.
*Hausa score 300 in jamb while also passing his postume exam with a score of 75/100 only to realised dat he didn't sat 4 Math and English when he wrote WAEC because he believe both subject are not important. *Igbo score 320 in Jamb while also passing his putme 80/100 only to find out that his subject combination in jamb and putme is invalid. Igbo is a science student but went on to write English, Lit-In-Eng, Commerce and Gov't in Jamb and putme. *Yoruba score 360 in Jamb while also passing his post Jamb wit a score of 85/100 only to realised dat he didn't have WAEC or NECO Result. Hahahhahahahahhahahahhaha, Guys Who is more stupid?

Politics / Re: Obasanjo & Founder Of Celestial Church Oshoffa Sharing A Meal (Throwback) by adesmarty2014: 8:13pm On Jan 20, 2016
Spiritual Father
Jokes Etc / Photo: Everybody Say I Resemble 50cents, But My Best Friend Say Na 50kobo. Lol by adesmarty2014: 7:13am On Jan 20, 2016
Dear Nairalanders,
See the yeye dp my best friend sent to me lol
But guys don't you think I resemble 50cents?

Culled From: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.naija.photoshop.app

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