Akpos At A Job Interview:
Another funny Akpos Joke – Akpos and johnny were shortlisted and invited for an interview. The interview was for job employment. Johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions).

Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria.. Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..

Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated. .

Johnny: 1914.

Manager: That is good of you..

Question no 3, is it t rue that the cure for HIV/ aids is discovered..

Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven…

Manager: good way of answering questions,

please can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later…

(when johnny got outside akpos asked him)..

Akpos : Johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??..

(as johnny was about to tell akpos the questions and answer, the manager shouted from inside `NEXT’..

Akpos then said to Johnny).. Akpos. Ok tell me only the answers..

Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven. (mu-mu Akpos got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, the manager told him to sit down)

Manager: What is your name?

Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi (manager became confused)

Manager: Please what year where you born?

Akpos: 1914

Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpos)!! are u mad?!!!

Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically proven.

If you are the one what will you do
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Lols.....na confirm oil and gas worker
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When they heard that buhari has banned indomie and caprisome, The children will be like......
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lols......shortcut polish

These are the signs that you are suffering from the wages of your sins


1. If a goat passes and your joystick rises above the normal level

2. If you carry an expo into the exam hall and you can't recognize your own handwriting

3. If you mistake super glue for vaseline when self servicing, God is punishing you for your sins

4. If you want to chop and clean mouth from your maid, and you eventually impregnated her.


5. If you attend church service not to worship God but to charge your phone, only to get to where your phone was plugged and

it has been stolen

6. If a rat enters your room, locates your folder and eats your original Bsc certificate


7. If you travel from Lagos to Sokoto by road just to bleep a kitty-cat, and you got involved in a ghastly road accident

8. If you are a woman wrapper and you open a thread to profess your love to a lady, only to see her storm on the thread

calling the moderators to close down the thread

9. If the person you bashed in the public transport happens to be your interviewer

10. Feel free to add the last one


*Abeg na joke oooo*

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As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind which is God pls let me sit near a person that knows book,cos d silly boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks lyk who doesn't have sense.God finaly answered my prayer,d girl dat i sat with was an Albino &she wore eyeglass dat has rope,so i knew for sure dat she know book wella.As d paper started,dis girl started to misbehave o.She was just covering her answer,but me as a sharp guy,i was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle.when it remain just 5 minutes to go,this girl caught me copyin her &started shouting @ me,but i just i ignored her,since i had almost copied finish.d next thing that i heard was my phone's message tune.This guy has finally sent d answer,i sighed & then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d albino girl &used the paper to stone Her.I kept d fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to open d message,i saw "To download GBESE by Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn".

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May be he is the first guy that graduate in their state

See o! Who do you blame for this picture?

-THE GROOM
-THE BRIDE
-THE CAMERAMAN

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The youngest girl that score the highest mark in the recent WAEC

9 facts that are still hidden from us

1. 69% of the population in Australia don't drink milk.

2. Snakes vision is amazing, can see up to 5km ahead.

3. A man can touch the sun if his body is completely covered in mercury.

4. Up till today, no twins have been born in Greenland.

5. Zebras doesn't have a liver.

6. All the above details are false.

7. Thanks for believing me for a while.

8. Today is not April 1st.

9. But a fool is a fool on any date.

It is Very easy..just like mathematical steps

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These are some of the JAMB QUESTIONS.

1. If white rice is white, jollof rice is what?

2. How many times have you written this exam?

3. Who was d most abused president in January 2012?

4. Which Nigerian artist now wash cars in kanye west garage?

5. What are the names of the two people shaking hands when you put on a Nokia phone?

6. Complete with the appropriate word (wiz kid) oya oya ___ your mummy. A. axe B. hask C. ask

7.Each of the following causes death Except A. Mouth Odour B. Armpit Intoxication C. Rat poison D. Boko Haram

8.How old were you the last time Arsenal won a trophy??

9.What's Toilet To Ladies Nowadays? (A) Convenience (B) Photo Studio

10.Who pour water inside CoConut??

11.What is the past tense of BROKE?

12. What is the relationship btw fuel subsidy and GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, Sanusi Lamido and OCUPPY NAIJA?

13. Why do Nigerians look forward to the First Lady, Dame Patience speech?

14. On every ipod there's an apple behind it.,pls who ate dat lil part..?

15. who first make eba?

16. what is Sinzu and give two reasons why Sinzu is Sinzu

17. which of these diseases is likely to be found in Nigeria?? 1) poverty 2)corruption 3) PDP 4) 5) Boko haram 6)All of the above

18. Which Woman declared herself a widow with her husband still alive. a) Dora B) Dame Patience c) Ngozi"

19. u can sharpen cutlass on top of BankyW's head true or false?"""

20. which is the Shortest Nigerian Artist (A) MI (B) 2short (C) davido

21. whose head is bigger? A) Ikechukwu B) Banky W C) Don Jazzy.

22. Which first lady donated her family in 2011?

23. What is the past tense of PING?

24. Which tribe makes d best gatemen? A) Hausa B) Calabar

25. which year do you think Arsenal will finally win a trophy

26. Which tribe makes d best house maid? A) Yoruba B) Calabar. C) Igbo

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The mathematicians in the house,is it true?

Is he really this dumb? I don't think so... It's just simple instructions!
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This guy is so dull that even you tell him the answer to the question he will still get it wrong

1. I can never lie to you
2. You are the prettiest woman i've ever laid my eyes on
3.I love you more than my mother
4.Baby,lemme just put the tip i and i'm okey.just the tip!
5. Baby,i will die if you ever leave me
6. I'm not like the other guy,i can never cheat on you
7. Baby it was a mistake,pls forgive me.(when you catch him cheating)
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A friend of mine told me that jamb might upgrade candidates results due to technical issues that arouse during the exam like network failure, Computer System failure, Delay and Automatic submission for all candidates in the Center. If this happen many people will not fail Jamb

Especially this xmas period some guys will start breaking up with their boo without any tangible reason becaue they dont want to spend much on them for xmas and new year e.g materials things
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As we know all mouse can be used for clicking, selecting, and performing some operations on the computer, we should also be aware we can still perform all sorts of operations without making use of the mouse.
There can be cases where the mouse could be faulty or unavailable, and we need to still perform some operations in the computer, the good news is that keyboard shortcuts can perform virtually everything you want to do with the mouse.
Another good thing about using keyboard shortcuts is that it is much faster performing operation compared to using the mouse, and using keyboard shortcuts makes you more like a computer geek.

There are several keyboard shortcuts but we are focusing on the 15 most important ones. Find below the keyboard shortcuts and uses (Windows Users Only):

NB: Make sure you try them as you are reading.

Ctrl + F =======> Find (To find a text/file in the computer, browser, e.t.c)
Ctrl + S =======> Save (To save document, web page, e.t.c)
Ctrl + D =======> Delete (To delete any file, document, text e.t.c)
Ctrl + P =======> Print (To print a document or anything on the pc)
Ctrl + A =======> Select All (To highlight all contents, files, text, e.t.c)
Ctrl + N =======> New Window (To open a new window, file, e.t.c)
Alt + F4 (Or Ctrl + W Or Ctrl + Q) =======> Quit (To close a windows program, e.t.c and can also be used in shutting down)
Alt + tab =======> Switch Windows (To switch between windows)
Alt + tab + tab + … + tab =======> Continuous Switching (To continue changing windows)
Windows key + M =======> Minimize (To minimize current windows program)
Shift + Windows key + M =======> Maximize (To maximize the currently minimized windows)
Windows key + E =======> Open Windows explorer (To open My computer windows)
Windows key + R =======> Open Windows program (To open a windows program e.g cmd, notepad, e.t.c)
Windows key + D =======> Display desktop (To open windows desktop)
Windows key + L =======> Lock Windows (To lock windows)

Note: Ctrl means Control, Alt means Alternate and Windows Key is the button on your keyboard the has the windows logo

In one word describe the student
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A funny flight,this people no one gree ooo they wan travel abroad by fire by force
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I sat for JAMB examination, during the exam,the system logged off and my time was still counting. When I called the attention of the invigilator, he told me that I was the cause.
However, God gave me the knowledge of computer, when I pressed "something", it logged me in and I finished my exams....

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All work and no play makes Akpos a dull boy and all play and no work makes him a dull boy too. We are going to do this by sharing this simple Akpos Joke
Akpos nd Isabella were the latest couple in town. One day, while strolling down the street, they came to a boutique and Isabella saw a beautiful dress.
Isabella : “Akpos, can you please give me about N10,000 to buy this dress, I left my purse at home.”
Akpos brings out his wallet and gives Isabella money, “Take N140 naira for transport. Go back house go bring your purse!

Can you imagine what fuel scarcity have turn some people to in nigeria....may God save us ooo
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The teacher ask the student to define pharmacist,none of the student raise up their hand except akpors.The teacher said that akpors to give all the students ten ten strokes of cane for not knowing the answers.After akpors had flog them all,the teachers said akpors the most brilliant student please kindly tell the class the definition of a pharmacist
akpors stand up and said pharmacist are the people that assist farmer on farm...The teacher just fainted
One word for akpors