Could this kid be writting computer program? Hmmm... Wizkid
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Akpos vs Police : Where Do You Live?
The following ensued between Akpos and a policeman after he was arrested for whatever offence he has committed. He’s always getting himself into trouble as we all know. Even if we don’t know who did it, we can always guess right it’s Akpos. LoL

POLICE: Where do you live ?

AKPOS : With my parents

POLICE : Where does your parents
live ?

AKPOS : With me

POLICE: Where do you all live?…

AKPOS: Together

POLICE : Where is your house?

AKPOS : Next to my neighbors house

POLICE : Where is your neighbour’s
house ?

AKPOS: If I tell you, you won’t
believe me

POLICE: Tell me

AKPOS: Next to my house.

One word for Akpos.

if you are driving and you see this what will you do?
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Can u imagine! After you pass Jamb and post utme to realise that you did not have english and maths in your WAEC or NECO
Hahahaha that one na double wahala for dead body

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Hey Nairalanders,
If you missed an Exam or failed due to any of these, then you are foolish!!!

If you used this book, you must be old oooo.

Wife asked:
Why is it that in all marriages, the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right side....

Husband said:
Have you ever seen a Profit & Lost Statement?? It follows the same logic.
All income is posted on the right side
And all expenses are posted on the left side.

Hi Guys, please i need your advise

I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love her so much. I send 400 naira card to her every day but she doesn’t call me. She only flashes me.
Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink only pure water and eat groundnut.
One day, I bought 400 naira card for her.
When we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn’t allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her, she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira? Or should I buy another Blackberry phone (N100,000) for her and iPhone6 (N458, 000) for her too?
I know that she loves me very much, but she’s just pretending as if she doesn’t.

Drop your Comments Guys!!

This is not a curse but the way I see Nigeria school leavers, they are very dull and most of them are after exam runs only. I am presently a teacher in Lagos and I hv discovered that with the innovation of JAMB to eliminate runs through the computer based test, I don't think most candidates will pass I swear. What do you think teachers in the house?

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IQ TEST

1. Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.
2. 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.
3. Adele @officialadele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo.
4. Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State.
5. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males.
6. The cost of living in Abuja,is more expensive than the cost of living in London.
7. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
8. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.
9. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
10. Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
12. Most hausa cant pronounce P very well
13. There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
14. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.
15. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa.
16. 4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy.
17. Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy.
18. Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia.
19. China's best market is Nigeria.
20. A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150billion.
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