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Fashion / Re: Ladies Who Wear Wigs Almost All The Time, How Do You Cope? by Adesuwag(m): 7:55pm On May 09, 2023
Kholiwe:

Shut up that useless thing you call a mouth. What do you know about being a woman and why do you think women gives a feck about your useless opinion on how they should dress and style themselves.
your only asset is your style, makeup and wigs. Continue accumulating more. You need it cheesy
Romance / Re: "Many Ladies Don’t Wear Bras Anymore" – Actor Nedu by Adesuwag(m): 1:41pm On May 09, 2023
BigYash:
Dangote or Otedola not talking about it,doesn't mean the whole world should be mute about it. What's bad is bad,and it has to be discouraged. If not,the upcoming generation will be going out completely nude,when they are grown up. Have a nice day.
what is bad is bad? Not on bad governance? Not about the amount of corruption in the land. But y’all loose sleep over what the other gender do with her va.Gina. You need to get busy like a real man.

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Romance / Re: What Has Caused Hookup Culture? by Adesuwag(m): 1:28pm On May 09, 2023
See grown men worry about what the other gender do with her vag.ina.

When are we gonna talk about yahoo boys culture. These ba.stards that render people homeless and penniless.

Every young boy in Nigeria is a potential yahoo yahoo boy. May your days be doom! May you eat with rats and cockroaches in your last days.
May your homes be ruined and May tears never depart from your dwellings

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Fashion / Re: Ladies Who Wear Wigs Almost All The Time, How Do You Cope? by Adesuwag(m): 1:26pm On May 09, 2023
Low self esteem. And a lot you girls look transsexual with d damn wigs on.

African hair ain’t bone straight.
Your black hair defys gravity and you should nurture and respect her.

And regardless of how natural your factory-synthesized wigs look or feels,
it’ still but screams acceptance.

You’re woman and that’s enough.

Imagine someone bragging about spending $300-$700 on hair wey no be your own…..
osino “good hair don’t come cheap”. awwww rich kid.

This generation of black women are terribly misguided.

I hope you got better investments cos the days are getting darker.
And don’t forget to love and take care of your natural crown.

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Family / Re: Today's My Son's Birthday. by Adesuwag(m): 7:18am On May 03, 2023
You can wish your son a happy birthday without posting his photos. Keep your kids photo off social media

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Family / Re: Should I Avoid My Mom? by Adesuwag(m): 7:14am On May 03, 2023
Man like Hakimi!!!
But you hate your mother. I wonder at some of y’all’
If you got issues with your own mother, wtf!
Family / Re: Hakim Photo Kissing Mum. Can You Do This To Your Mum? by Adesuwag(m): 10:38pm On Apr 16, 2023
A typical Nigerian man don’t even buy wrapper for his mother.

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Romance / Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Adesuwag(m): 10:34pm On Apr 16, 2023
Itooweak4una:


Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination
so of all the women out there, your best example is a single mother. Single lady don finish?
Some of you lot have got seven step dads but Guy Gettout!

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Family / Re: Is It Bad That I Dress My Daughter In Boy’s Clothes? by Adesuwag(m): 2:28pm On Apr 16, 2023
You can’t even provide the basics of life for your kids but you won’t stop procreating.

You’re intentionally walking into the rabbit hole of Poverty.
Continue

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Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie Gifts Pastor Salem Samson A House In Lekki by Adesuwag(m): 2:27pm On Apr 16, 2023
Cry today cry tomorrow, pastors are here to milk your hard earned money. From generations to generations!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Escapes Kidnap Attempt, Suspects Arrested by Adesuwag(m): 8:29am On Apr 15, 2023
Tecnophone:
what's her benefits to the society? No be sex slave she be?
same as your mother.

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Sports / Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Adesuwag(m): 6:42pm On Apr 14, 2023
A typical Nigerian man don’t talk to his mother. So he can’t relate
Celebrities / Re: Adenike Adebisi Dies Ahead Of Her 50th Birthday While Pregnant With First Child by Adesuwag(m): 6:34pm On Apr 14, 2023
Having kids ain’t worth the stress!

After 5years and no show.. enjoy your childless marriage , adopt one of the kids already here.

Once again… Having Kids ain’t worth the stress

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Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by Adesuwag(m): 7:58pm On Mar 21, 2023
MasterJayJay:
When I hear some folks say virginity is lack of opportunity, I doubt if they realize how dumb they look when making such statement. Virginity is the presence of self-control and not lack of opportunity.


I have been observing one of my neighbor's movement, a boy. He has been sneaking in girls into their house to have sex. He is unemployed. On Saturday when his mom went out for elections, he decided to sneak in a girl. He didn't know when his mom came back and he was caught while trying to sneak the girl out. He ran away wearing a shirt and a boxer and returned in the evening.

I have been thinking how he has been able to get these girls, the motives, etc. Because obviously, he is not rich. this is not even a case of girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. It seems there is an app where one can get a girl near you for fornication.

Point: With technology in this century, even an introvert can get connected to someone to have premarital sex. Therefore, Virginity is never lack of opportunity. I believe virgins in this tech world have more self-control than virgins in 900 BC.
your mates are developing tech apps. You can looming around a vagina. Jobless boy. Get a life

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Family / Re: One Of My Criteria 4 Getting Married by Adesuwag(m): 2:51pm On Mar 13, 2023
Baff and chop first before meeting your imaginary wife and in-law scallawag

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Politics / Re: New Dawn Has Come For Nigeria – IBB Congratulates President-elect, Tinubu by Adesuwag(m): 9:10pm On Mar 01, 2023
Fut9ure:
I don't have much to say but if you can't handover your daughter or sister for Marriage to a sick old man suffering from dementia who is not mentally and physically fit But still you want to support same man to head over 220 million Nigeria may youband your children know no peace

For this curse to be generational for your posterities then you are aware of what we suffered during Buhari's tenure of his incessant travel for medical check to the point we stated he should hand over to a vibrant tinubu
cry today cry tomorrow

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Family / Re: I Want To Do Money Ritual by Adesuwag(m): 8:34pm On Mar 01, 2023
Lazy assmodafvker. Looking for quick money route. Go use your mothers skull
Politics / Re: I'm Too Confident Of Victory - Tinubu Says As He Votes In Lagos by Adesuwag(m): 1:04pm On Feb 25, 2023
JAGABAN!!!!
Education / Re: Ogun Upgrades College Of Health Technology To Polytechnic by Adesuwag(m): 9:22am On Feb 16, 2023
Upgrade Ogun state roads. The road networks are poorly constructed. Pot holes and hellholes. Dapo abiodun is the worst governor in history.

Worse than Gbenga Daniels for the records.
Stop paying blogs to post your mediocrities.
Celebrities / Re: Don't Marry A Person Who Cannot Satisfy You Sexually - Daddy Freeze by Adesuwag(m): 7:16pm On Feb 12, 2023
From 50years of age, a man starts to battle sexual dysfunctions. Weak erection, low libido, quick ejaculation, low sperm count etc.

does this statement still hold after many years in marriage?
Romance / Re: I Hate My Sister by Adesuwag(m): 11:19am On Feb 11, 2023
Mtchewww! Who cares!!? Are you jobless? Get busy and stop ranting about your sister
Religion / Re: Church Of England Wants To Stop Referring To God As ‘he’, ‘him’ And ‘our Father' by Adesuwag(m): 4:06pm On Feb 10, 2023
Wahala wahala!!! The unchangeable god Don dey wear makeup 😀

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Accommodate His Ex With Three Kids by Adesuwag(m): 12:49am On Jan 27, 2023
Naivety plus f.oolishness. Dey play!
Health / Re: I Woke Up This Morning To See This On My Skin:photo Attached by Adesuwag(m): 10:47pm On Jan 23, 2023
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Family / Re: Should I Ki*ll My Step Mother? by Adesuwag(m): 8:41am On Jan 22, 2023
E no Dey hard northern Nigerians to kill. Y’all are barbaric
Family / Re: What My Wife Did Yesterday That Made Me Realize She's Special by Adesuwag(m): 1:33pm On Jan 09, 2023
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Oga, don't rejoice yet!

It's only a matter of time before your wife starts reminding you that you have been lacking in the aspect of taking good care of her.

Unless you don't know women at all!
why are you reasoning from a place of lack?
Family / Re: Divorced, Ready For A New Phase by Adesuwag(m): 11:23pm On Jan 07, 2023
If you’re richer than the average Nigerian, what you need is a nanny.
Evening newspaper male version. Single father of kwa?? Imagine playing stepmom to 3 fxxfffggg kids?.

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Family / Re: Is It Okay For Me To Cheat? by Adesuwag(m): 11:16pm On Jan 07, 2023
Cheat but use Condom
Celebrities / Re: I Am A Very Proud Polygamist, The Bible Acknowledges Polygamy - Yul Edochie by Adesuwag(m): 5:51pm On Dec 18, 2022
Men are naturally polygamists and ain’t no’in wrong about it. It’s nature.

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Family / Re: Searching For My Biological Dad Or Family by Adesuwag(m): 5:49pm On Dec 18, 2022
Should a female be one minute less of a mother, the world will growl at her. A man be deadbeat all he wants.. no one gives a sh!!t.
I hope you’re repaying your mother well for being the Abled parent. And promise yourself to do better for your children cos Black Males are culturally absentee father.

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Roommate To Death Over N300 Electricity Bill In Delta (Photo) by Adesuwag(m): 8:48pm On Dec 16, 2022
No be woman matter this time
Celebrities / Re: Omotayo, Do2dtun Wife Files For Divorce Over Forced Abortion, Domestic Violence by Adesuwag(m): 5:13pm On Dec 16, 2022
Let the government legalize gay marriage.

Heterosexual male mammalia don’t like female mammalia. The high rate of domestic violence is just getting started. The society is only forcing you to do its bidding

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