just assuming we are adding names of foods to our names E.G isukunle ,efowunmi,ebatunmise,ricegbenga,ejafunmi,garripoju,tuwofrancis,eweduseyi ,ebalamide,asarobola,amalaseun wat wud ur be attach ur name

Attach ur name let's see how wud sound

SUGARBEE:
Wow a very happy birthday to her.. Wishing her the best life can offer..

Btw

Lovely pics.. Cute family



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U want 2bcum d new lady F and introvert
Abi


Dear lord bless dis ladies with a job aleast Househelp/cleaners 4 a start

chymystique:
Me Likey the braids. So daring Denrele

Madam are u sure u very very very very ok ?
Plzz no offence intended

blood of elijah
Orobo dis is wat only u is enjoying
In mama peace voice "daris GOD ooo"

More picture 2day

Sai baba, I tink its high time u look into dis guy issue probing him &send him 2jail in borno wud do him some real good!

D comment above mi tho

Seriously I remember dis guy&his comical character in "lepa shady" and "elebolo" harlot how much ugo pay elebolo

Baba egara tan fun wan jare!!

More pictures

Singer, Yemi Alade performed live on stage at Dance
Afrique Summerfest 2015. It was fun filled.

https://instagram.com/p/6-YefrAv5C/

Love the look.

https://instagram.com/p/6ZzAxYuOkN/

What's your take guys?

This is what the actress wore to the movie premiere
of 'Dark' at Silverbird this evening. You like?



http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-260850256/iniedo/photos/ig-1061737675293459980_260850256

Omtola Jalade-Ekeinde & Grammy Award Winning Bono Pictured

I don't like dway dat guy dey shake omotee
Dude don't break my mother in law's hand biko!!

powerfulsettingz:
Slow and steady na Last u go carry Mr lartin was also a lecturer na

Woss wobi odayan mo and of d greatest LASUITE oooooo

powerfulsettingz:
Slow and steady na Last u go carry Mr lartin was also a lecturer na

Woss wobi odayan mo and of d greatest LASUITE oooooo

chineduwright110:
Love is Blind?? Awoof dey pohge??

LovE wey don dey wear spectacles

This is what Femi Fani Kayode thinks of all the
political appointments in Nigeria so far. He shared
this on his Facebook wall this morning.
1. President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria -
north.
2.Senate President- north.
3. Speaker of the House of Representatives- north.
Continue to see the full post
4. Chief Justice of the Federation- north.
5. President of the Court of Appeal- north.
6. Chief Justice of the Federal High Court- north.
7. Secretary to the Federal Government- north.
8. Chief of Staff to the President- north.
9. Chief of Army Staff- north.
10. Chief of Air Staff- north.
11. Comptroller General of Customs- north.
12. Director-General of State Security Services (SSS)-
north.
13. National Security Advisor- north.
14. Director General NIMASA- north.
15. Chairperson of the Independant Electoral
Commission (INEC)- north.
16. Comptroller-General Immigration- north.
17. Accountant-General of the Federation - north.
18. Commander of Civil Defence Corps- north.
19. Chief Security Officer to the President- north.
20. ADC to the President- north.
21. Principal Secretary to the President- north.
22. Senior Special Assistant to the President on
media- north.
23. Chairman of the EFCC- north.
24. Head of Service- north.
25. MD of Nigerian Ports Authority- north.
26.DG of Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC)-
north.
27. Chairman NDLEA- north.

NIGERIANS WANTED ''CHANGE'' AND NOW WE HAVE
GOT IT. NO-ONE SHOULD COMPLAIN BECAUSE THIS
IS WHAT OUR PEOPLE WANTED. THOSE OF US THAT
WARNED THE COUNTRY THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN
WERE INSULTED AND LAMPOONED. NOW WE HAVE
TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR CHOICE
FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS. WELCOME TO THE NEW
NIGERIA.

http//lindaikeji..nl/2015/08/see-what-femi-fani-kayode-thinks-of-all.html?m=1

ChappyChase:

Guy you for just drop your d!ck and balls here so that we go caption ham! Ijhot!

u done??

Chiwetalu agu & Anita Joseph

See chiwetala mouth like "current!!"
Sweet Jesus I can't feel my hands

Police arrest 11 pipeline vandals
THREE suspected drug traffickers are being
interrogated for swallowing 233 wraps of powder
substances that tested positive for cocaine with a
weight of 5.05kg. Officials of the National Drug Law
Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) at the Murtala
Muhammed International Airport (MMIA)
apprehended the suspects during outward
screening of passengers.
Two of the suspects, Obiekwe Frank Chuma and
Okoye Jacob Okwuchukwu were travelling to Hong
Kong while Chukwunyere Prince Emmanuel was
caught on his way to Italy.
Meanwhile, men of the Inspector General of
Police’s Special Task Force on Pipeline Vandalism
have arrested 11 suspected vandals including
Managing Directors of three petrol stations in
Ikorodu area of Lagos.
The Guardian
gathered that
four trucks
loaded with
115,000 litres
of Premium
Motor Spirit,
PMS, also
known as fuel,
were
recovered
from the
vandals during
their arrest.
NDLEA Commander at the Lagos Airport, Mr.
Hamza Umar gave a breakdown of the seized drugs.
“Obiekwe Frank Chuma, 47 years old who ingested
80 wraps weighing 1.930kg during screening of
Emirates passengers; Okoye Jacob Okwuchukwu, 43
years old was found to have ingested 70 wraps
weighing 1.515kg during screening of passengers
on an Etihad flight while Chukwunyere Prince
Emmanuel, 39 years old ingested 83 wraps
weighing 1.605kg.
Prince was going to Bologna in Italy through
Frankfurt on Lufthansa. They have voluntarily
recorded their statements and our investigators are
working on their cases” Hamza stated.
Obiekwe Frank Chuma said that he used to be a
textile merchant before he suffered financial
setback. “I lost my father when I was at Merchant of
Light Secondary School between 1983 and 1988.
I was given admission at Edo State University but
dropped out in 300 level due to lack of sponsorship.
In 1997, I came to Lagos and started textile
business.
Later I began to buy my goods from Czech Republic
and Hong Kong before my business suffered
serious setback. In the process of looking for
assistance, I was introduced into drug trafficking.
I was given the drug in a restaurant at Onitsha and
they promised to pay me 10,000 dollars. It took me
eight hours to swallow the drugs but was arrested
at the airport,” Obiekwe said. He hails from
Anambra State.
Okoye Jacobs Okwuchukwu said that he met his
sponsor at a wedding ceremony. “I have a Diploma
in Computer Science at the Institute of Management
Technology (IMT) Enugu.
I used to import textiles from Dubai and Hong
Kong. My business was flourishing and I have
travelled to Hong Kong over 15 times. I later had
problem that took my capital and I was stranded.
That was what led me into drug trafficking. I was
forced to swallow drugs for many hours in order to
continue with my textile business. They promised to
pay me over a million naira,” Okoye stated.
He hails from Anambra State. Chukwunyere Prince
Emmanuel said that he smuggled drugs to settle his
bills. In his words, “I am a business man. I supply
teaching materials.
Armed robbers attacked me and I lost one of my
eyes in the process. As I speak, I owe over 15
million naira. am unable to pay my rent, my
children’s school fees and even feeding. I have no
rest of mind because my creditors are on my neck
daily. This is my first time of trafficking drugs and I
was promised 4,000 euros.”
He hails from Imo State. The Commander of the
Task Force Olumese Valentine, a Chief
Superintendent of Police (CSP) told newsmen that
the Managing Directors, who were identified as
Lukman Onabanjo, Lukman Eluku, and Lukman
Smith, said in their statements that they were not
aware that products they purchased were siphoned
from vandalized NNPC pipeline, while a suspected
vandal, Solomon Afolabi, who has sold over four
trucks to Gaffy Petrol Station confessed that the
director and the manager of the petrol station were
aware that the product he sold to them was tapped
from vandalized pipeline.
30-year-old Solomon, who is a resident of Ishawo in
Agric Area of Ikorodu newsmen that he is a
marketer and that his job was to scout for fillings
stations that are interested in buying PMS from
vandals.

www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/08/how-drug-suspects-ingested-233-wraps-of-cocaine-by-ndlea/

Lalasticalala,ishilove,fynest boi do d needful

An unconscious man (some say a corpse) was found
on Ikeja Along this morning at about past 8am. Eye-
witnesses say the man was run down by a vehicle as
he tried to cross the express way. He is still there
unattended to. Can we get people to go help him?
And if dead, remove the corpse?


http://lindaikeji..nl/2015/08/unconscious-man-at-ikeja-along.html?m=1

Tragedy struck the sleepy town of Umueze, Enugwu-
Achi, Oji-River Local Government Area, Enugu State
last Monday following the death of 3-year-old
Akachukwu in the hands of his 14-year-old brother
Ebubechukwu,14, using their father’s gun.
The brothers were said to be re-enacting movie
scenes, not knowing that the gun was loaded.
According to a source, their father, Christian Odika,
had left for their village square at Obodo-Ukwu
Enugwu-Akwu, for a meeting, when the tragic news
reached him.
It was gathered that on getting to his house, he met
his son, Akachukwu, in a pool of his own blood.
Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu,
said:


“Investigations into the tragic incident have
commenced to ascertain the remote causes, so
the law can take its course.”
Not the family


http://lindaikeji..nl/2015/08/14-yr-old-boy-kills-3-year-old-brother.html?m=1

The PHCN guy is actually working without a glove. He
was spotted on an electricity pole at the Kafanchan
market in Jama'a Local Government in Kaduna State.
S


http://lindaikeji..nl/2015/08/as-seen-in-kaduna-photos.html?m=1

Drinkwater:
With this result you won't make it to Medical College in my school....

Am not a MED students.
I deal with d management sciences

TadeDada:
Aburo.. If this is your first result you will end up with 3rd class or 2-2. Mark my words

Not mi
I know what it takes 2av a 1st class am gunning 4it
I can only get better
Dis aint my best it is just d beginning

akatekpe:
is this format of computing result peculiar to ur school or what?

Sir ion know but dis is d method used by my school,my grades aint does C's or E,but d 5,4,3,2 u see in front

akatekpe:
this is self deception bro. How did u arrive at 3.53? Grade C is 3points. U got Cs and an E all through.When u multiply d credit unit of the course by the point carried by each of ur grade,there is no way u wu end up with 3.53.

d C's means compulsory couses
d E means elective couses

benedima1990:


Please don't see me as an antagonist but from experience you're not doing well at all, I don't know what you plan to come out with but if it's first class, this result is very very bad and if it's 2.1, brother, you still need to try harder,

If you're in 100l and you're having these result, tell me what you will have when you get to 200l and 300l when the courses becomes very very tough, assignment, presentation, impromptu test and so on.

And my advise for you Is that, if you don't come out with either first class or second upper, life will become unbearable and sometimes regret y u went to sch. If you're doubting me, try to create another trend on job section and ask people what happens when a student comes out with a grade below 2.1, from there you will understand better through people's opinion and life experience.

One love brother

Bro this aint my best I understand u well cus my bro graduated with a 4.01, so am not settling 4 less
It can only get better