Cum wey Old boy (i.e were's dad)
old girl (moda)

1gram or 1H (i.e 100 naira note)
wey u pin tight(i.e be focus,serious)
wey u! Tench(i.e calm down )
jazz-in (i.e come in)
wey u! Trow me "e" (i.e give me a gun)
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pretydiva:
Warri nor dey ever carry last...area!!!!!!!

Mayb na confam empty cartons be dat oo

Funnyfola4:
Surprisingly, it happened. But how was the bike able to move?. A twitter user spotted it in Ogbomoso.

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http://www.topwaysng.com/2015/10/photo-of-day-is-this-even-possible.html

quote author=LOVEGINO post=39089807] oya question d question na [/quote]

deru.peru

LOVEGINO:
na wa u oo! Na question I dey ask na.

dat ur question nids to be questioned

LOVEGINO:
D centre follow bleach?

naso u spoil reach

Jollyjoy:
Posting her pix here isnt neccessary,that is if the story is even true oooo.

my sweet gud friend i think you are geting it wrong, i dont post fiction article.
#Reality.

agarawu23:
Make I help you paste the full story here for those who don't want to open your link


[b]This story was shared online by AlihKizito:so.some Naija ladies can be so much funny” to good girls in this forum accept my apologies ). How can you explain this stupidity of the lady in this story. Let me quote it as I got it from her friend.

Hello ,

My name is Sarah and my bestfriend is in a depression now. She is living in shock of the reality that her eight months fiancé just dumped her for “not being the kind of fair he wants.” I once recall when she told me that her fiance once told her that it wouldn’t be bad for her to be a little lighter because he feels he is often attracted to light skinned ladies.

Despite I discouraged her from bleaching her skin and she told me I would not understand what dark skinned ladies like her go through. I told her that if a guy doesn’t like her the way she is, then he doesn’t deserve her.

It happened that I had to travel But when I returned from a trip after 5 weeks, my bestie had changed totally from the dark coloured lady she used to be to a light skinned lady; even lighter than I am.

Now she is telling me that Johnson has dumped her and told her he feels embarrassed walking side by side with her and that she has a particular odour he can’t stand.

She said he told her all these and many more to her face after he had been avoiding her and refusing to pick her call, till she eventually tracked him down to ask what was wrong with their relationship.

I really want to help her but she doesn’t want to move on and is blaming herself for using cheap cream instead of bleaching like a big girl. Please my fellow people, what do I tell her to get her out of this mess. [/b]

although am new so i really apreciate, but will it hit FP
Atleast to boost my morale to keep digging hard with relevant info. To this forum
thanks.

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This details the life of luxury of Nigerian female singer,Tiwa Savage who is currently signed to ace producer,Don Jazzy's record label named Mavin records.
Mavin Record's diva, Tiwa Savage is one of the best female musician to grace the music industry in the history of Nigeria. Her hard work has given her millions and a number of endorsements. However she does not like flaunting her wealth online.
From private trips to exclusive boat cruises and expensive cars, we present to you the extravagant life of the United States of America returnee.
Her Net Worth
The first lady of Mavins Record is among the very few Nigerian artistes whose average video is grossing over 1 million on YouTube. Tiwa currently has about five videos with more than a million views each and her hit Eminado is currently doing 7+ million. She signed an endorsement deal with MTN Nigeria allegedly worth N30 million. Her net worth is $4.85 Million.
Her Endorsements:
She rakes in cash from endorsements deals with big brands like Pepsi, Forte Oil,MTN, Maggi, Konga and many others.
How she spends her millions:
1. She has a 24 Karat Gold Plated Sapphire Microphone By Malivelihood!
2. Notice Her shoes Too? Even Her baby gets a hand crafted Buscemi!
3. Did we Mention she has this never ending love for boats too?
4. She loves cool rides including a Red Volkswagen EOS Convertible. She enjoys flying in private jets too.
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jcflex:


You mumuness na grade one.

she bleach her hair join.

willda.... U kahp me dat!

My fellow nairalanders, please kindly check this out!!!
My dear Ghanians its Church nt 'CHECH'...Pastor, nt 'PASTAR'...Doctor, nt 'DACTAR'...Oh South Africans Its Happy, nt 'APE PEE'...My Fellow Nigerians its Bath, nt 'BAFF'...Our Currency ix Naira, nt 'NARRAH'...My dear Edo peeps Its Arguement, nt 'AJUMENT'...My dear Yorubas its Air, nt 'HAIR'...Eight,nt 'HATE'...Van Persie nt 'FAN PERSIN'...My dear Ibadan peeps its nt 'SUN TISSU', Its Sean Tizzle...its nt 'SIRO' bt Zero...Oh Hausa people its Fifty, nt 'PIPTY'...Its people, nt 'FIFFLE'...Its Five, nt 'PIPE'...Glo, nt 'GILO'...Seriously its 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop sayn 'TOOTHPASTE WEDS ANIMAL CALLING...My Egun peeps its actually 'MTN' nd nt 'NTM'...Oh Calabar people kindly note its Love nd nt 'RURF'...Its at least nt 'ALICE'...its God nt 'CORD'...My Benue peeps (TIV), its nt 'Lick Loss' its Rick Ross...Oh Igbo people there ix ntin lyk 'THAAASAND', its thousand...thirty nt 'THARTIE'...BedSheet nt 'BAY SHEET'...Write nd 'LITE'...Road nd 'LOAD'...Rat nt 'LAT'...Rubber nt 'LUBBER'...makeuna help improve Eng abeg.

4 Suicide bombers reportedly attacked Molai community in Maiduguri the Borno state capital, this morning killing at least 22 persons. The early morning suicide attack came barely 12 hours after two male suicide bombers attacked Maiduguri killing people who were praying in a mosque ,Leadership reports.
A Red Cross official that was at the scene of the incident said :
“We have 22 dead bodies including that of the female suicide bombers at the scene blast”.
Narrating how the early morning blast happened, Abba Khalil, a top official of the Civilian-JTF said :
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''The women were seen trying to sneak through the bush paths along the Maiduguri-Biu road, but soldiers at the checkpoint were able to spot them after receiving some vital intelligence from informants.
''The women refused to obey soldiers orders to halt movement, so the soldiers opened fire on them. One of the women was unfortunately able to detonate her explosive, which triggered the ones on the bodies of the three others that were shot down. The shrapnel from the bullet had however killed many persons and injured about 14 villagers in the nearby community. We have rushed the victims to the hospital where they are currently receiving treatment”.
Meanwhile former Vice President of Nigeria , Atiku Abubakar has reacted to the suicide bomb blast . He sent his condolence message through his Facebook page earlier this afternoon . He wrote :
The ongoing situation in Maiduguri (Borno) is a desperate and heartbreaking one, and makes even more urgent the need to crush the insurgency.My heart goes out to the people of Maiduguri. We know that the terrorist offensive is because they have been pressured on many sides.My support and prayers are with our people in Borno and North East, as we navigate this difficult period towards bringing back peace to the North East
cc; lalasticala

[quote author=memyselfndi post=39050284][/quote]
nice point thomb up

people can be crazy, what might have attracted this canadian man to make him wants to look like a tiger

cc; lalasticala,afam4eva,seun,quiinbee

quiinnBee:

dude that is not your so called friend up there.thats my point.

spare me that or probably, lets go it private

?

quiinnBee:

relevant proof culd have been beta
liesssssss.

than quoting with that word

?

quiinnBee:

relevant proof culd have been beta
liesssssss.

Hmm..... Funny u

Lovebond34:
op..is she smelling to u??

Tapout:
op is she the one?? @ the pics above

yea, besides the picx just got me thinking since last nite

Nigerian Girls could be so silly (apologies to good girls in this forum), how will you describe the stupidity of the lady in this story, let me quote it as i got it from her friend.
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Hi,
My name is Ladi and my friend is in a dilemma now. She is living in shock of the reality that her 8 months boyfriend just dumped her for “not being the kind of fair he wants.”
She once told me that her boyfriend told her that it wouldn’t be bad for her to be a little lighter because he feels he is often attracted to light skinned ladies.
I discouraged her from bleaching her skin and she told me I would not understand what dark skinned ladies like her go through. I told her that if a guy doesn’t like her the way she is, then he doesn’t deserve her.
But when I returned from a trip after 5 weeks, my friend had changed completely from the dark coloured lady she used to be to a light skinned lady; even lighter than I am.
Now she is telling me that Johnson has dumped her and told her he feels embarrassed walking side by side with her and that she has a particular ordour he can’t stand.
She said he told her all these and many more to her face after he had been avoiding her and refusing to pick her call, till she eventually tracked him down to ask what was wrong with their relationship.
I really want to help her but she doesn’t want to move on and is blaming herself for using cheap cream instead of bleaching like a big girl. Please my fellow nairalanders what do I tell her to get her out of this mess